Here Are 8 "Twilight" Plots As "Am I The Asshole?" Polls To Get You Through Your Week

Let's settle these with a friendly debate.

Hello, my fellow Twilight fans! Here's how this works: I'll give you a scenario written from the POV of a Twilight character as if they were posting on the Reddit Community "Am I the Asshole?" (aka AITA). Your job is to vote in the polls below according to who you think is in the wrong in the story. Basically, decide who's the asshole. Have fun!

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For those not familiar with the subreddit, it's described as, "A catharsis for the frustrated moral philosopher in all of us, and a place to finally find out if you were wrong in an argument that's been bothering you." Let's just say things can get pretty wild over there.

1. AITA for imprinting on my best friend's infant daughter?

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Look, I know this sounds bad, but hear me out. I (17M, werewolf) have been there for my best friend "B" (18F, former human/newborn) all throughout her unplanned pregnancy with her vampire husband (109M). I was pretty shocked when they first announced it, given that we all thought it was biologically impossible for a vampire to knock up a human, but I stuck by B's side and was even there during the really gross delivery. Then, the unexpected happened: I imprinted on the baby — let's call her "Nessie." I want to make it clear that it was not my choice; it was just a biological impulse. But anyway, B is really, really pissed at me and doesn't want me around her daughter now. I honestly don't think I'm in the wrong (again, I couldn't help it!), but I wanted to ask: AITA?

2. AITA for telling my human girlfriend I won't change her into a vampire unless she marries me?

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I (109M, vampire) have been dating my girlfriend, "Belle" (18F, human), for several months, and we're really happy. There's just one issue: She wants me to change her into a vampire. I get that she doesn't want to get older than me (I still look like a 17-year-old), but I don't think she understands what a huge decision this is! So, I told her I'd only change her on the condition that we get married first. She thinks this is an unfair ultimatum, but I think it's just a simple compromise. So, AITA?

3. AITA for telling my friend that I'm tired of hearing about her breakup?

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Let me just preface this by saying I don't mean to sound insensitive and that I understand everyone deals with heartbreak differently. So, I (17F) have this friend — let's call her "Sad Girl" (18F) — whose boyfriend recently dumped her and then moved away. I felt bad for Sad Girl — don't get me wrong. But the way she's been acting is seriously concerning. She blew me and our other friends off for months, then suddenly wanted to hang out again. I don't mean to sound rude, but ALL she does is mope about her ex. Like, it's really killing my vibe. I don't feel like she truly cares about our friendship, and it's like she only hangs out with me when she doesn't want to be alone. Anyway, I finally snapped and told her I'm tired of listening to her cry about her ex, and now she's all mad at me. I don't think I did anything wrong, but AITA?

4. AITA for telling my brother's girlfriend that I don't want her to become a vampire?

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My brother (109M) and I come from a family of vampires. He has a human girlfriend (18F) — let's call her "Annoying Girl" — who really, really wants him to change her into a vampire. And, like, I get that they're in love or whatever, but Annoying Girl has NO idea what she's getting into! I would never choose to be a vampire, but she's treating it like a fun new haircut. Recently, my brother put it to a vote (he is also against it). All of my other siblings gave her their blessing, but I voted no. Annoying Girl got really offended and accused me of hating her (which I do, but that's beside the point). I think I was just being honest, but now everyone's mad at me...AITA?

5. AITA for bringing two guys to movie night?

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I (18F) recently went through a really rough breakup. I have a friend, let's call him "Ike" (18M), who asked me if I wanted to go see a movie. I knew he meant it as a date, but I don't like him like that. So I said yes, but suggested we make it a group thing. Ike was clearly disappointed but agreed. Unfortunately, everyone bailed except for one of my other guy friends — let's call him "Jack" (16M). So, it ended up being just the three of us, and it was pretty awkward. Ike threw up (he said the action in the movie was too intense), then Jack weirdly picked a fight with him, and we all went home early. I'm not sure if everyone is mad at me now...AITA?

6. AITA for being "smelly"?

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Let me start by saying that I (17F) shower, wear deodorant, do laundry, and generally practice good hygiene. Nobody has ever told me I smelled before! But I recently moved to a new school, and my lab partner, let's call him "Ed" (17M), has been making a big stink over me. When I walked into the classroom for the first time, Ed literally covered his nose and acted disgusted. I even overheard him trying to switch lab partners, which I found incredibly rude. I just don't understand! I don't see how I could possibly be in the wrong here, but I figured I'd ask: AITA?

7. AITA for telling my daughter that her choice of baby names is weird?

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My dear daughter "B" (18F) recently became a mother to a baby girl. She and her husband decided they wanted their daughter's name to be a combination of each of their mothers' names. So they named her, uh...Renesmee. I understand the sentiment, and I think it's a cute idea, but couldn't they have come up with a better name? I really didn't mean to be rude, but I told my daughter I thought the name was a little weird, and now she's all mad at me. I'm just trying to be honest and save the kid from getting made fun of! So, internet: AITA?

8. Finally, AITA for breaking up with my girlfriend and forcing my entire family to move away after my brother almost killed her over a paper cut?

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I know this sounds sketchy, but hear me out. I (109M) recently made the devastatingly selfless decision to break up with the love of my life, "Bells" (18F). It wasn't something I wanted to do, by any means, but after my brother — who has a few "issues" — put her in danger and accidentally almost killed her over a paper cut, I thought the safest option would be to break up with her and move my family away, so she could live a happy, normal life without the burden of loving me. However, my sister told me she's heard that Bells has been really, really sad ever since we left and apparently keeps pulling dangerous stunts like jumping off cliffs and riding motorcycles. I thought I did the right thing, but now I'm starting to have doubts. So, AITA? 

Please continue the debate in the comments! I'll get the popcorn!

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