Hello world, it me. Twilight super-fan since '05. I've seen all the movies, read all the books, and debated all the opinions.
So when I found my now-favorite "out of context" Twitter account, @ooctwilight — created by an 18-year-old college student named Lexie — I spent the rest of the day cackling at how truly outrageous this saga is.
Here are some of the best scenes that'll have you wondering what the heck you watched in the early-2010s: