20 Signs You Are Not Cinderella
Being a princess is totally overrated. I mean, the curfew is completely unreasonable.
Being a princess is totally overrated. I mean, the curfew is completely unreasonable.
The King of the North was just cast as Prince Charming in Cinderella, and it’s delicious.
Don’t pretend like you didn’t fantasize about Gaston’s meaty biceps wrapped around your body.
Can’t a glass slipper fit someone else with the same shoe size?
Being bad never looked so good.
These studs give a whole new meaning to “standing OH-vation.”
Short answer: way too young to be getting married.
If Disney had stayed true to the source material, these movies would have been a whole lot darker. Here are some of the more gruesome plot points that got cut.
Someday my prince will come: Let’s hope he’s not one of the lame ones.
These animated films didn’t become masterpieces out of thin air; some of the paintings and illustrations created to inspire the creative direction of the early Disney classics are truly fine works of art in and of themselves. Mary Blair was an especially gifted illustrator whose work for Disney dictated the look of some of their most beloved classics.
Well, sort of.
Apparently Cinderella has a bit of a wild side. The rest of the fairy tale kingdom is worried. (via funnyordie.com) View Media ›
The crowd loves it. Watch Video ›
Before becoming one of the ’80s most iconic heavy metal recording artists, the Philly-based foursome got hairspray money by doing commercials for Pat’s Chili Dogs. Air date: 1983. (via.) Watch Video ›
This is somehow more disturbing than seeing them in skimpy outfits. Turning princesses into household objects is just as creepy as you’d imagine. What other madness lies in the mind of Eduartboudewijn? Do we really want to know? View List ›
A site devoted to reconstructing plots through rewind. So, technically, spoiler alert. Much more over at If You Watch It Backwards. View List ›
Tinkerbell will always be the princess of my heart. Deviant artist Chris Hill is making sin look pretty attractive. View List ›
A recent poll suggests that archaic fairy tales have worn out their welcome, requiring adjustments to make them more palatable in today’s cultural climate. In other words, reclaim your pride, Seven Dwarves! Throw down that dishrag and join a roller derby team, Cinderella! THE TIME IS NOW!