I Ranked The Disney Princes On How Much I'd Trust Them With My Drink, And No, I Won't Accept Otherwise

Just because he's hot doesn't mean he understands boundaries.

11. John Smith from Pocahontas

Disney

Maybe it's the fact that he's a colonizer. Maybe it's the fact that he's based off a real person. Maybe it's the fact that he hung out with bad people. Maybe it's the fact that he seems like he would degrade me for trying to protect my drink. Just, no. In no way would I ever feel safe letting this man hold my drink.

10. Prince Florian from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Disney

He kissed a corpse. Not just a corpse, but the corpse of a 13-year-old. That doesn't scream "great decision maker" to me. Heck no, he will not be holding my drink.

9. Prince Philip from Sleeping Beauty

Disney

Once again, kissing a corpse (or basically a corpse). Yes, it's a fairytale, but I still don't like the vibes.

8. Aladdin from Aladdin

Disney

The fact that he lied and made up a whole fake personality to impress a girl makes me question his respect for women. And if he doesn't respect women, he most definitely won't respect my drink.

7. Prince Charming from Cinderella

Disney

So, honestly, there isn't a ton to go off of here; he kind of has a personality of cardboard. However, the determination it took to check with every woman in the kingdom to figure out who the glass slipper belonged to makes me think he might put at least a bit of effort into protecting my drink. He wouldn't be my first choice, but I think I could still trust him.

6. Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid

Disney

There isn't really much about Prince Eric to cause strong opinions, at least on this topic. He seems like a good guy and I have no reason to not trust him, but there also isn't any stand out traits that make me go, "Oh yeah, this is a guy I can count on to trust my drink." That being said, if it came down to it, I would trust Prince Eric to hold my drink.

5. Prince Adam/Beast from Beauty and the Beast

Disney

If you gave him your drink while he was the Beast, you're set; nobody is going to mess with him and get anywhere near your drink. But besides that, the ferocity with which he protected Belle and fought the town mob makes me think that, beast or not, my drink would be safe in Prince Adam's hands (or paws).

4. Prince Naveen from The Princess and the Frog

Disney

Let me say this: I would absolutely not trust Naveen at the beginning of the movie. However, he grows as a person and I do think that the man he is by the end credits is someone I could trust to hold and protect my drink.

3. Li Shang from Mulan

Disney

I would absolutely trust this man to hold my drink. While he might be a little confused about why someone needs to watch my drink, I fully believe he would take the job seriously. I could even go pee knowing my drink is safe.

2. Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert from Tangled

Disney

Okay, so, like with Naveen, I wouldn't exactly trust beginning-of-movie Flynn Rider with my drink; honestly, I think he would probably just end up drinking it himself. However, I definitely trust the man he's become by the end of the film. He would take protecting my drink seriously.

1. Kristoff from Frozen

Disney

Now here's someone who drinks his Respect Women Juice. I would not hesitate to let Kristoff hold my drink. Bonus points because, without even meeting Hans, Kristoff knew he was sus, so he would definitely know who to keep an eye out to protect my drink. As far as I'm concerned, this man right here is the superior Disney prince.

Think you can write a viral list or quiz? You have the chance to earn $$$ by creating your own BuzzFeed Community posts in our Community Summer Writers' Challenge, happening through September 15, 2021 for US residents over the age of 16. Check out all the deets here!

BuzzFeed