These do include the semi-finals, because I had to watch them.
A moon, mooning, stars, and everything bizarrely spectacular.
"Don't forget that if you drink drive after Eurovision you may end up with more points than Britain."
"Of course eurovision is confusing for americans i mean the one with the most votes actually gets to win."
Yodele-iii Yodele-i Yodele-i Yodele-i-ooooo
Wenn du deine Punkte in der Klassenarbeit mit denen der anderen vergleichst.
Please still invite us back next year Europe.
Expectation: Belarus. Reality: Romania.
On Moldova's performance: "This is one rough wedding."
Europe, it's just time to accept it.
El representante español en Eurovisión ha desafinado en directo y la gente no perdona.
"Before, during, and after I write a good tweet."
"Sorry Sweden I only care about your background dancers."
It's an annual tradition.
¿Es esta la mejor celebración? ¿En serio?
Do you want to dance with a man in a horse mask, or are you doing a solo ballad?
When Italy's lyrics included the line: "I love parking inattentively."
Cada vez que alguien diga "los países del este se votan todos entre ellos", CHU PI TO.
It's the best night of the year and you're not invited.
Ukraine's Friendship of Nations Arch got done up to highlight the theme of this year's Eurovision contest: "Celebrate Diversity."
The European Broadcasting Union has now offered Yulia Samoilova the chance to perform via satellite.
"Spain is next, with a song called 'Bloody Mary'. That reminds me, I haven't touched a drop yet."
A guide to the annual WTF event that is the Eurovision Song Contest.