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Here Are The Most WTF Lyrics From The Eurovision Song Contest 2017
These do include the semi-finals, because I had to watch them.

27 Of The Most Eurovision Things To Happen
A moon, mooning, stars, and everything bizarrely spectacular.

77 Thoughts Aussies Had Watching Eurovision 2017
Sorry for mooning everyone.

27 Of The Funniest Tweets About Eurovision 2017
"Don't forget that if you drink drive after Eurovision you may end up with more points than Britain."

25 Of The Most Ridiculous Moments Of Eurovision 2017
Dancing gorillas and Australian nudity.

29 Of The Funniest Tumblr Posts About Eurovision 2017
"Of course eurovision is confusing for americans i mean the one with the most votes actually gets to win."

A Guy With An Aussie Flag Just Flashed Everyone At Eurovision
Please still invite us back next year Europe.

People Lost Their Minds Over This Awkward On-Stage Eurovision Kiss
Expectation: Belarus. Reality: Romania.

29 Sassiest Graham Norton Comments During Eurovision 2017
On Moldova's performance: "This is one rough wedding."

Everyone's Still Making The Same Jokes About Australia Being In Eurovision
Europe, it's just time to accept it.

Croatia Performed At The Eurovision And Now It Is A Huge Meme
"Before, during, and after I write a good tweet."

Sweden's Background Dancers For The Eurovision Are Hot AF
"Sorry Sweden I only care about your background dancers."

Americans Are Struggling To Understand Eurovision, And Europe Isn't Helping
It's an annual tradition.

21 Times Tumblr Summed Up Australia Being In Eurovision
"Australia doesn't even go here."

Build A Eurovision Performance And We'll Tell You What Country To Represent
Do you want to dance with a man in a horse mask, or are you doing a solo ballad?

Reminder That Australia Should Have 100% Won Eurovision Last Year
Dami was ROBBED.

39 Of The Most WTF Eurovision Performances Of All Time
When Italy's lyrics included the line: "I love parking inattentively."

The Eurovision Song Contest, Explained For Americans
It's the best night of the year and you're not invited.

Europe's Still Bloody Confused That Australia Is Even In Eurovision
I mean same, but let us live.

Montenegro Did Not Make It To The Eurovision Final And People Are Pissed
This is such a sad twist.

Australia Will Once Again Be Competing In The Eurovision Finale
Europe's greatest country!


A Soviet Monument Got A Rainbow Makeover And People Have Opinions
Ukraine's Friendship of Nations Arch got done up to highlight the theme of this year's Eurovision contest: "Celebrate Diversity."

Ukraine Has Banned Russia's Eurovision Entry From Entering The Country
The European Broadcasting Union has now offered Yulia Samoilova the chance to perform via satellite.

19 Eurovision Moments To Remember Terry Wogan By
"Spain is next, with a song called 'Bloody Mary'. That reminds me, I haven't touched a drop yet."

Everything Non-Europeans Need To Know About Eurovision
A guide to the annual WTF event that is the Eurovision Song Contest.