Here Are The Most WTF Lyrics From The Eurovision Song Contest 2017
These do include the semi-finals, because I had to watch them.
Here are some of the best lyrics this year.

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My personal favourite was Greece giving us directions.

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Although watching Eurovision with the commentary on during the semi-finals was just a little bit weird.

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Although nobody will ever beat Romania's lyrics.

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And yeah, Norway was a bit concerning.

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In conclusion...

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Bonus: How to survive Sunday.

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