Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery is set to be released at the end of April.
From verse about Columbus Day to trying to masturbate on election night — these poems have range.
Von improvisierten Zeilen und gestohlenen Requisiten bis hin zu coolen, subtilen Kostümdetails.
"Life is short, & I show them how to talk / to police without opening the door / how /to leave the social security number blank / on the exam, I tell this to mis hijas."
Harry Potter and the Deathly Face Sliders.
The classic documentary, which is getting rereleased in theaters, has more interesting things to say about aging than the elderly expat dramedy that proves second time's not the charm.
"I certainly can't keep going. To my knowledge, I must be 110 by now." UPDATE: A rep for Smith told BuzzFeed News "she would stay in the show for as long as the show runs."
Who should feed you Garibaldi biscuits in front of "Cash in the Attic" at the weekend?
His character in the special? Lord Hollywood.
"I do have feelings! I'm an actress! I have all of them!"
If you're going to do something, do it like the Countess.
His Ian McKellen is even better than Ian McKellen's.
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As if the Crawleys wouldn't be returning! Season 5 will air in the U.S. on PBS's Masterpiece Classic.
If The Dowager Countess and the Queen of Thorns met IRL, they would definitely be best friends and partners in crime.
All hail the unholy trinity.
Well, we can't have him assassinated... I suppose.
And she knows it. In honor of Dame Maggie Smith's 78th birthday.
Artists, take note: This is why God gave us animated GIFs.