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"Hot Girls" Make Rebecca Black Look Like Adele

If I had to suffer through this, so do you. Somehow this monstrosity was in the Education category on YouTube which is apt, since it teaches you why autotune is so vital.

Donna Dickens

iPhone Users Disgusted by Android Instagram

An Instagram for Android app is finally here. Previously iPhone-only, not everyone is pleased to have the riff-raff crash their twee color-filtering party.

Katie Notopoulos

Anti-Obama Art Selling For Six Figures

Jon McNaughton, the Picasso of Provo, wants $300,000 for an original. Prices are "absolutely unheard of," says an art industry expert, but Sean Hannity's buying one.

Michael Hastings

Skittles' Trayvon Martin Publicity Nightmare

Having people spontaneously talk about your brand on social media sites is an advertiser's dream. Unless it's because your product happened to be linked to the Trayvon Martin shooting. On Twitter, people are demanding Skittles issue a statement on this hot button issue, accusing the company of profiteering off extra publicity from the death, and even threatening boycotts.

Katie Notopoulos

Newt Gingrich Attacks Obama For Trayvon Martin Comment

Republican Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich appeared on the Sean Hannity Radio show today and said he found President Obama's comments “if I had a son, he would look like Trayvon" "disgraceful" and "appalling." Gingrich said Obama "trying to turn" the death of Martin "into a racial issue" was "fundamentally wrong."

Andrew Kaczynski

Republicans Mock Obama Documentary With Fake Movie Poster

"After four years, the only bad thing they found about their time in office was that it was just too good." 17-minute Obama "documentary" to be released today, but is already the subject of GOP ridicule.

Zeke Miller

Rush Limbaugh's Last Six Apologies

The radio host offends often, but he doesn't apologize much. And when he does, as he did today — to women, African-Americans, a sick person — he doesn't exactly put his heart into it. But Sandra Fluke, whom he called a "slut," is in good company.

BuzzFeed Politics

Racism In 30 Vintage Ads

Warning: these advertisements use racial caricatures and xenophobia to sell otherwise innocuous items like Jell-O and Corn Flakes. In short, this is advertising at its very worst.

Baby Praying Mantis

Rick Santorum Says Gay Marriage Is Like Marrying Your Brother Or Niece, Sexual Abuse Higher In Gay Families

Republican Presidential Rick Santorum isn't running away from his confrontational views on same-sex marriage, and there's no shortage of them. In a 2008 interview with radio host Mike Signorile, Santorum said same-sex marriage is similar to marrying your brother or niece and that sexual and physical abuse to children is higher in gay households (a statistic the American Psychological Association calls a "myth.")

Andrew Kaczynski

NYU Girls' Newt Gingrich Slumber Party

The ladies of the New York University Republican Club slept over together for Newt. Their fearless leader (back right below) is Andrea Catsimatidis Cox, the daughter of one of the richest men in New York and wife of Richard Nixon's grandson.

Rosie Gray

A New Anti-Romney Line: They're All Gay!

An ugly fight on the right. Former CNP boss Steve Baldwin gay baits Human Events chief, blasts Mitt Romney for his "hundreds of actions to advance the homosexual agenda."

Rosie Gray

Playboy Playmates Tebowing

Our Playmates strike the pose that’s captivating the nation—Tebowing.

Playboy

Boners BBQ's Social Media Boner

A local woman visited Boners BBQ in Atlanta, used a coupon and left a bad review on Yelp; afterwards, owner Andrew Capron posted an angry rant on the restaurant's Facebook and Twitter pages. She also may or may not have left a bad tip -- but Capron definitely asked her to "play hide and go fuck yourself" before making fun of her picture, so it's kind of easy to see who's to blame here.

Brian Abrams

Rick Santorum Quotes As New Yorker Cartoons

Here are a bunch of quotes from our future President paired with New Yorker cartoons. Some of them actually make a lot more sense this way.

Jack Shepherd

29 Things I Learned From Spending Two Days With Rick Santorum

I spent two days with Rick Santorum in Iowa and traveled over 500 miles to 6 different meet-and-greets and rallies in Knoxville, Pella, Ottumwa, Sioux City, Orange City, and Rock Rapids, Iowa. Here are some of the observations I made along the way.

Matt Stopera

Rick Santorum In 5 Words Or Less

I asked 30 people at Rick Santorum rallies in Ottumwa and Sioux City, Iowa if they could tell me in 5 words or less why they plan to caucus for Rick Santorum. Here's what they said.

Matt Stopera

Rick Perry With Increasingly Larger Weapons

Here are a few photos of our soon-to-be President, Rick Perry, brandishing and firing increasingly more intimidating guns. Go America, obviously, but also, look at all the different expressions he does while he shoots the guns!

Jack Shepherd

White Castle Wedding

This is a little video about a wedding held at a White Castle. The marriage ceremony was held on Valentine's Day in 2009 and took place at the world's largest White Castle restaurant in downtown Louisville, Kentucky.

duckcammer

Rick Perry's Bizarre Anti-Gay Ad

"Gays can serve openly in our military, but our children can't openly celebrate Christmas." He must be trying to make up for all the crazy we lost when Herman Cain dropped out.

Jack Moore

Psychotic Cheerleading Mom

Throw that swagger! I'm sure her daughter is proud to call her "mom." I hope they found the missing child at the end.

mikep13

Fox Business Calls "The Muppets" Communist

It seems like Fox Business is trying to keep up with its older brother Fox News in the crazy department. "The Muppets are back and being terrorized by an evil oil executive in their new movie. Liberal Hollywood depicting a successful business man as evil... That's not new."

Jack Moore

Alabama Fans Hack LSU Fan Shop Website

Roll tide. Hours after the announcement was made that LSU would be playing Alabama for the BCS National Championship, a tech-savvy Bama fan hacked into the website for LSU's fan shop.

hanna2

Herman Cain Didn't Want A Lebanese Doctor

In February 2011, Cain spoke to Rock Springs church in Georgia about how he beat cancer. Oh, and how his Lebanese surgeon's name, Dr. Abdallah, "sounded too foreign."

Brian Abrams

Fox News On Pepper Spray: "It's A Food Product, Essentially"

I will say that for one brief second Megyn Kelly seems to concede that this was a bad move by police. But then Bill O'Reilly comes out and says, "I don't think we have the right to Monday-morning quarterback the police. Particularly at a place like UC Davis, which is a fairly liberal campus." What does that even mean?

Jack Moore

Christian Phrases For Vagina

Bryan Blake gives you a list of Christian friendly words to use for the word vag***, instead of sounding like a filthy European.

Christwire

Vampire Pug

Finally, a worthy adversary for Bunnicula. That is, once Vampug has his revenge by eating all your shoes.

Donna Dickens

15 Unintentionally Offensive Halloween Costumes

At least it better be unintentional. Man, nothing beats scouring the racks of the local fly-by-night Halloween tent for the most racist/stereotypical/degrading costume you can find, right?

Donna Dickens

Darrell Hammond Smoked Crack While At SNL

SNL alum Darrell Hammond is coming out with a memoir next month that chronicles his alcohol, cocaine, and crack use during his time on Saturday Night Live (1995-2011). “I kept a pint of Remy in my desk at work,” Hammond writes in God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m F*cked. ”I’d started adding an obscene amount of cocaine to my binges ... I had to be creative about how I did it without other people catching on or letting it interfere with the work. At least too much." Would you have ever thought this man wasn't straight when he was on the SNL stage?

I Need My Fix

25 Kids At #OccupyWallStreet

We've seen the wide variety of people who are at Occupy Wall Street, and now that the movement has been lasting weeks, more and more kids are showing up to support their parents and fight for a better future for themselves. And they look as cute as you'd think they'd look while doing it.

Josh Fjelstad

Kanye West Shows Up To Occupy Wall Street

So, this is a thing that just happened. I'm not entirely sure what Kanye's message was. Is he supporting the movement or did he just want to remind everyone what the 1% looked like? Was he lost?

Donna Dickens

10 Mind-Blowingly Offensive Quotes From Ron Paul Newsletters

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul used to publish a libertarian newsletter in the '80s and '90s. They were not, shall we say, sane. From those newsletters, here are some racist/homophobic/anti-semitic musings on everything from AIDS to Hate Whitey Day (aka Martin Luther King Jr. Day). Paul says he didn't write any of the following quotes, but they all appeared under his name. Yiiiiiikes.

Gavon Laessig

Michael Stipe's Penis (NSFW)

I think we've seen enough nude celebrities for now, thanks. R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe posted a video including nude shots of him on his Tumblr.

craigm6

Fat Guy Sues White Castle For Not Making Their Booths Big Enough

This lawsuit comes with a jumbo side of deep-fried sadness balls. Martin Kessman is a 290-pound stockbroker in New York who is suing White Castle because he couldn't comfortably fit into one of their booths. We don't deserve to live on this planet anymore.

Gavon Laessig

Someone Drew A Penis On The Google Maps Street View Camera

Granted, it's a poorly drawn penis, but a penis nonetheless. Some Australian guy out there has a hilarious sense of humor, and art skills that leave a bit to be desired. (Thanks Matt!)

Jack Moore

Russian Nightclub For Kids Is Creepy

America doesn't have the monopoly on kids growing up too quick. I can't even form a coherent one-liner; that's how messed up this is.

Donna Dickens

89 Things I Learned At The Gathering Of The Juggalos

I've finally recovered and am ready to tell you about my experience. Here's everything I learned from spending 4 full days and nights surrounded by Juggalos in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois.

Matt Stopera

Indiana "Snapperfest" Is Turtle Torture

Snapperfest is a brutal "celebration" held annually at the Campshore Campground in Ohio County, Indiana and it needs to be stopped. Innocent snapping turtles are captured, swung by their tails and bashed against the ground as amusement. BuzzFeed, will you help me save some turtles?

turtlefeed

Michele Bachmann Eats A Corndog At Iowa State Fair

Either Michele Bachmann needs a new publicist, or it's possible that the congresswoman from Minnesota may not be the most photogenic candidate.

Rickey

Children Getting Wrecked By Sheep

Children wrangling sheep is a pastime that happens at rodeos and cowboy parties you don't hear about. This is what happens when the sheep fight back.

Todd Van Luling

20 Unapologetically Awesome Tramp Stamps

No, I am not being ironic. Self-aware, artistic or geeky, these tats challenge the concept of slutty chicks with tribal ink.

Donna Dickens

Jersey Shore Official Aging Timeline

The new season of Jersey Shore is upon us and premiers tonight. To "celebrate" the occasion here is the official aging timeline for the three most famous cast members: Snooki, The Situation, and JWoww.

Todd Van Luling

How To Make Vagina Cupcakes

NSFW, obviously. If you've ever wanted to make an anatomically correct vagina cupcake, here's how. I'll just leave this here.

Yes, El Guapo!

Nyan Cat Tattoo

Okay, this is taking it too far. Tattoos are permanent, remember?

Kimberly Truth

Teddy Roosevelt Hunting Endangered Animals

Teddy Roosevelt was a total badass for his time but one has to wonder if we'd be too fond of his African expeditions in the modern era. Most of the animals he's posing with in the list below are endangered.

Todd Van Luling

UPDATED: Founder Of TOMS Shoes Accidentally Headlines An Event For An Organization That Condemns Homosexuality

Blake Mycoskie is the founder of TOMS shoes which are mostly worn by youthful social groups that tend to trend liberal. Well apparently in complete opposition with the majority of his clientele he headlined an event for Focus On The Family, the evangelical Christian, right wing non-profit that condemns homosexuality and abortion. UPDATE: A rare happy ending to all of this: Blake has released a sincere apology explaining he makes so many appearances that he doesn't fully background check every organization he visits. He fully supports gay rights. This also makes me happy because I knew we couldn't hate that face!

Todd Van Luling

Cousin Marriage Vs. Gay Marriage

Statistics reveal that more U.S. states allow cousins to marry than same-sex couples. Also, ew.

warszawski

Do You Know How Educated I Am?

"I'm not a crazy person, I'm a very well-educated person." This woman epically loses it on the Metro-North Railroad and gets kicked off the train.

Activore

Timeline Of LulzSec Hacks

In case you haven't been keeping up with all the press attention hacker group LulzSec has been getting lately, I've put together a timeline of their every exploit; from the incredible to the mundane. Seriously, the ATM "hack"? WTF was that?

unwantedpermutations

Human Centipede Sequel Banned In UK

And it's not even out yet... The plot is disturbing and concept is nightmare fuel but this seems a little nanny-state. Even to me, someone who never plans on even watching the teaser trailer I'm about to link (sources say it's silly and SFW but I've been fooled before).

Donna Dickens

A Rapture Prank

This is old but it is relevant again methinks.

The Uniblogger

The Walmart Bounce

This is your new favorite song. When Mr. Ghetto want him somin new, he go grab him a basket and go walk around Walmart.

giggitygreg

Ex-Real Housewives Star Danielle Staub Works As A Stripper [NSFW]

Danielle Staub has been hired by Scores Gentleman's Club in New York as a stripper - in a three-year deal. There are photos of the 48-year-old Real Housewife stripping from a school girl uniform to being completely naked on stage. That ought to silence the doubters who said she'd never amount to anything after Real Housewives. [Ed. note: So weird that she's wearing the same red stars she used in her sex tape!]

Amy Grindhouse
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