Fat Guy Sues White Castle For Not Making Their Booths Big Enough
This lawsuit comes with a jumbo side of deep-fried sadness balls. Martin Kessman is a 290-pound stockbroker in New York who is suing White Castle because he couldn't comfortably fit into one of their booths. We don't deserve to live on this planet anymore.
Martin Kessman, human symbol of our decline as a species. "They’re stationary booths," Kessman told the New York Post. "I’m not humongous (but) I’m a big guy. I could not wedge myself in."