SNL alum Darrell Hammond is coming out with a memoir next month that chronicles his alcohol, cocaine, and crack use during his time on Saturday Night Live (1995-2011). “I kept a pint of Remy in my desk at work,” Hammond writes in God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m F*cked. ”I’d started adding an obscene amount of cocaine to my binges ... I had to be creative about how I did it without other people catching on or letting it interfere with the work. At least too much." Would you have ever thought this man wasn't straight when he was on the SNL stage?