Bobby Brown: "You Have To Move On Sometimes"
Bobby kept it classy during his performance in Maryland on Thursday night. "I'd like to say thank you for your pres[ence] ... I'd like to say thank you, period. I'ma throw two up for Whitney. That's my love ... Life is life. You have to move on sometimes ... My name is Bad Ass Bobby Brown."
John F. Kennedy: Alien Hunter
Jason Heuser, the genius and patriot responsible for historically accurate portraits such as Teddy Roosevelt Vs. Bigfoot and Abraham Lincoln Rides A Grizzly, delivers yet another masterpiece of fan art. Americans no longer have to commit to foggy memory JFK's days in outer space, for Heuser has immortalized them on 80-lb high gloss paper.
Greek Protesters Set Starbucks, Athens Aflame
A group of black-hooded youths hurled Molotov cocktails at various shops Sunday night, hours before Greece Parliament looks to pass a 130 billion euro bailout. The bill would ostensibly save the government from bankruptcy but would also result in 3.3 billion euros being cut from people's wages and pensions.
Fox Morning Show Doesn't Know What To Do With Tim And Eric
Not a surprise, I'm sure. But what may be the best part about the upcoming "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" isn't so much the movie itself but the press tour that allows these guys to go wackadoo on every single regional morning show. Case in point: Fox 7's "Good Day Austin" kept cutting to "Billion Dollar" clips because host Joe Bickett couldn't deal.
Texas Rangers Pitcher Gives Weather Report
Rangers' lefty Derek Holland relieves WFAA Channel 8's chief meteorologist to let the folks in Dallas-Fort Worth know what they should expect in the coming week. I'm not exactly sure what his wouldya jus' look at that? shtick is supposed to make fun of, but Holland does a pretty good Will Ferrell impersonation of Harry Carey.