For $10,010 (plus tax!), you’ll recieve:
2. Limo Service
Red, like Pizza Hut!
3. A Ruby Engagement Ring
Get it? Because it’s red. Like Pizza Hut.
4. A Personal Fireworks Show
That are red. Like Pizza Hut.
They’re red! Do you get it yet?
6. A Professional Photographer/Videographer
Wearing red. Like sauce. On a pizza. From Pizza Hut.
And the biggest selling point of them all:
- Donald Trump responded to the father of a fallen Muslim American soldier who criticized him at the DNC, saying, "I've made a lot of sacrifices."
- Luke Aikins became the first skydiver to successfully jump out of a plane without a parachute. He landed on a net 🌎💪
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.