For $10,010 (plus tax!), you’ll recieve:
2. Limo Service
Red, like Pizza Hut!
3. A Ruby Engagement Ring
Get it? Because it’s red. Like Pizza Hut.
4. A Personal Fireworks Show
That are red. Like Pizza Hut.
They’re red! Do you get it yet?
6. A Professional Photographer/Videographer
Wearing red. Like sauce. On a pizza. From Pizza Hut.
And the biggest selling point of them all:
- Hillary Clinton's campaign is making an unprecedented play for Utah, a state that hasn't gone blue since 1964 🔵
- It's not just you. A massive attack has brought down major sites like Twitter and Spotify for some users in the US.
- Kesha fans rejoice: Sony just confirmed that a new album is in the works 🎶
- People are trolling Eric Trump for apparently getting caught putting lemonade in a free water cup at In-N-Out.