For $10,010 (plus tax!), you’ll recieve:
2. Limo Service
Red, like Pizza Hut!
3. A Ruby Engagement Ring
Get it? Because it’s red. Like Pizza Hut.
4. A Personal Fireworks Show
That are red. Like Pizza Hut.
They’re red! Do you get it yet?
6. A Professional Photographer/Videographer
Wearing red. Like sauce. On a pizza. From Pizza Hut.
And the biggest selling point of them all:
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