Pizza Hut Is Now Ushering In The End Of Civilization With A "Proposal Package"
This is the way the world ends. And this is what you get.
For $10,010 (plus tax!), you'll recieve:
Limo Service
Red, like Pizza Hut!
A Ruby Engagement Ring
Get it? Because it's red. Like Pizza Hut.
A Personal Fireworks Show
That are red. Like Pizza Hut.
Flowers
They're red! Do you get it yet?
A Professional Photographer/Videographer
Wearing red. Like sauce. On a pizza. From Pizza Hut.
And the biggest selling point of them all:
A Pizza Hut 10 Dollar Dinner Box
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Which contains a "medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box."