No, I'm not sick. That's just the colour of my face.
Get ready for some smiles!
It's essentially him saying "you're being a dick" over and over.
"I'm going to be artificially inseminated so I don't have to have sex with anyone."
One pair will instantly upgrade your fall wardrobe.
What doesn't kill you makes you want stronger coffee.
"Can I lay down a bop?"
Here's what could have been.
National Selfie Day > Christmas.
Is it time for you to pack your bags and relocate?
"I am God." —Kanye for President 2020
Ahhh! Put it back in, put it back in!
"Gaun yersel, Glen Coco!"
Time flies when you're Fred and Daphne.
Pls. take our very important/scientific poll.
You might think twice about doing shots all night long.
Suave, stylish, and badass.
She apparently was forced to see an ultra-sound because "it's the law".
There's a new serif in town.
Let's get ready for the End of Days.
Is it 5:30 a.m. ALREADY?
He's just so gosh darn adorable!
"For putting up the biggest fight, this one is on me."
"I can no longer sit idly by as the phonies and fakes of the world go unpunished."
Children + periods = awkward.
Same-sex marriage supporters rally under the hashtag to demand that Kentucky county clerk issue marriage licenses.
The animation never bothered me, anyway.
Buh-bye, bathing suits!
Just be patient.
Literally this is what's good.
(This post may include gratuitous photos of abs)
Times not to send a text - when you're drunk, when you're high, and when you're a parent.
Rowling also revealed that Teddy Lupin is a Hufflepuff (and Head Boy no less)!
Some may even call these pictures "jizzworthy."
“We’ve had shit leaders before, we’ll survive," sighed one adviser.
The newsagent said a "bug" was to blame after customers' names, email addresses, and phone numbers were sent out by accident overnight.
A "rescue train" sent to Calais to pick up passengers on Wednesday was due to arrive in London mid-morning.
Earlier this year, work and pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith said that those on zero-hours contracts "want that flexibility" given by their employment terms. But 40% of those currently on the contracts say it's not giving them enough hours.
Leaked internal documents reveal discussions of secret escape plans, clashes between the WikiLeaks founder and embassy staff, and fears over his health.
Zahera Tariq, 33, went missing with her four children last week.
The US politician was also told internal Labour politics resembled the Tudors.
A source has told BuzzFeed News that "Natalie Amyot" isn't all she claims to be.
The men, who were dressed in military uniforms, reportedly bundled the construction workers into SUVs in Sadr City, Baghdad, before driving away. One Iraqi was also reportedly taken.
Paige Mitchell, 24, admitted posting explicit images of her then girlfriend to Facebook.
The Rowan County Clerk stopped issuing all marriage licenses — claiming she is acting "under God's authority" — after the U.S. Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage.
Andy Burnham accused him of "making excuses for Putin".
How many pairs of red trousers do you own?
A frog acting like a dog?
"It's people like you who make it clear women should never have been given rights."
If you've been wondering whether or not you're a millennial, this should help.
It's 1 September: Prepare for the feels.
Chanel Cartell and Stevo Dirnberger wrote in a blog post that social media hides the reality of their journey around the globe.
Kind of crazy, no?
Rebel Wilson channeled how everyone in America felt.
Bless the Harry Potter fandom.
WE WERE ON A BREAK.
Without them, who else would keep Kris and Kim in check?
Takeaways, pet names, and genes like David Gandy.
Did summer = Center Parcs?
Did you have a Nokia 3210? Or a Motorola Razr V3?
"The crazy lady who always stares at us."
The power of fail will never diminish.
The one with all the feels.
This might make you thirsty.
Whoa. These maniacs are out of control.
It's realer than you can handle, and you need to explore it.
Why can't we drive to school, damnit?
Bap or barm? Glass or glarrrrrss? Do you live in the right part of the country? Science has the answer. Sort of.
The video of California dad Mikki Willis and his son Azai has been viewed over 11 million times.
Some were offended after Winnie Harlow, who has the skin condition vitiligo, defended fans trying to emulate her look.
To make this is a (little) bit easier, only characters from the first 11 seasons.
And it looked AMAZING.
Because good sleep is glorious.