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“This is like mistakes, but ones you don’t regret.”
Guys just wanna feel sexy.
Guys just wanna have fun.
“It feels like fresh-shaved balls, but in my armpits.”
“It’s like El Dorado, a mystery as old as the Sphynx.”
"I love you, but you get on my last nerve"
“Yes, I caught you staring at my boobs. No, they are not on the menu.”
“Probably should’ve drawn a man falling asleep.”
Were they drunk when they named this town?
"Is an A even a note?"
“Then I’m a murderer. Right?”
“Maybe it’s because I was never destined to be 'that girl.'”
There’s a story behind every haircut. Seven clients with diverse hair issues receive a makeover of a lifetime from a celebrity stylist.
These students deserve an A+.
"One size fits all."
If this doesn't get you to quit smoking, what will?
"If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my front door."
It's harder than you think.
"What does he look like, doctor?"
"Before you talk about how you discovered the cure for both HIV and cancer, the viewers are dying to know: What are you wearing?"
#IDFWU = "I do freak way understand?" #WTF
Do not try this at home.
Taylor Hatala has teamed up with 14-year-old Larsen Thompson to bring more attitude than ever.
It’s more than just tacos and tequila!
"A vegan! I don't know if I'm ready to be that open-minded!"
Look at this...graph? Say hello to Nickelstats.
How does your state's meat compete?
May the force be with him.
Love conquers all.
This is why cat owners can't have nice things.
"Look at your earrings!"
There's more Photoshop than meets the eye.
Brought to you by rosé and pizza.
“When it comes to lube and sexual stuff, you do you.”
"There was a riot...because of a sports team?"
"My butt looks like a hexagon..."
“It was wonderful… I never want to do it again.”
"Did they use Google Translate for this?"
What's a kilo?!
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