"OK, now I'm getting pissed off. I'm not happy with this."
I feel like an I Love Lucy character.
Not for the faint of heart.
"You put this nub in your mouth."
What up, Benjamin Button?
"You make a mistake? Just put more makeup on."
Bananas & Mayonnaise? I'm so sad right now...
"In one week, I've lost about six and a half pounds already."