3 days ago
"Can I go out to dinner for once without hearing a baby laugh?"
WHY IS HE SO SMOOTH, DAMNIT?
You are beautiful.
"Nobody wants side dick..."
#LoveWins, every single time.
These mostly harmless stones can be quite annoying, and the images are pretty gross!
"So much for Sunday meal prep."
Jumping for joy.
Ever gotten handsy with your sushi?
Friends through thick and Thin.
“Whose wedding is this again?”
You’ve got to be squidding me.
These eyes will just NOT stay open.
Florida is all about that Disney.
"Privilege is complex..."
"Do you know what a thot is?"
It doesn't feel right like this.
"Who the f*ck made this?"
That's the ugliest picture I've ever taken!
Lions and flowers and fruit, oh my!
Because you've got to cool down somehow!
Crafting independence one marker at a time.
Everyone only ever has one drink, right?
What A Bunch Of Crap!
Maybe cats are really man's best friend.
It helps you sleep!
"I like a man who's in the driver's seat."
Episode one of Unwritten Rules, a new BuzzFeed Motion Pictures show where we talk about things that usually aren't talked about.
It theriousthly thuckth you guyth.
"Let's put some traditional ketchup on everything!"
Wait for it...
“If this works, it’s kind of scary because now there’s no consequences for drinking…”
They're all objects, why not use them?
He is all of us on vacation.
You scream, I scream, the world screams for ice cream!
"It looks like sick."
It’s going to be harder than you think!
He thought he was in big trouble, but instead he got his dream gift!
No, you're the one with no friends, Siri.
"I thought this would be easier"
"It's like eating an aquarium."
Pack it up, internet. We're done here.
And things got a little emotional...
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