Eugene Lee Yang
a day ago
It's harder than you think.
“Maybe it’s because I was never destined to be 'that girl.'”
Guys just wanna have fun.
Guys just wanna feel sexy.
“It feels like fresh-shaved balls, but in my armpits.”
“It’s like El Dorado, a mystery as old as the Sphynx.”
“Yes, I caught you staring at my boobs. No, they are not on the menu.”
"I love you, but you get on my last nerve"
Were they drunk when they named this town?
“Probably should’ve drawn a man falling asleep.”
How much do you pay?
This joke is proven to make you laugh.
“I don’t know what I’m doing… but sometimes I get lucky.”
"Boy, you actin' so corny like Fritos."
From dealing with Alzheimer's to recognizing their unbelievably hard work, these sons and daughters let their moms know how much they mean to them.
Have you ever apologized FOR APOLOGIZING?
"I'm ready to show these whippersnappers how it's done."
"He would have been my childhood crush if it wasn't Arnold from Hey Arnold!"
"Under my umbrella... ella ella ay ay."
Exactly two years earlier he got pulled over in the same spot on their first date.
"Take ME to the jungle!"
“This reminds me of calculus more than a language.”
Even though it's a simple tweak to the handlebar, it messes with your mind.
The One With the Pegging.
"Whatever you want it to be...pursue it."
"It is an undisputed fact that a woman's value is mostly determined by her looks."
"Is an A even a note?"
“Then I’m a murderer. Right?”
These students deserve an A+.
"One size fits all."
If this doesn't get you to quit smoking, what will?
"If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my front door."
A super simple microwave recipe.
"What does he look like, doctor?"
“This is like mistakes, but ones you don’t regret.”
"Before you talk about how you discovered the cure for both HIV and cancer, the viewers are dying to know: What are you wearing?"
#IDFWU = "I do freak way understand?" #WTF
Do not try this at home.
Taylor Hatala has teamed up with 14-year-old Larsen Thompson to bring more attitude than ever.
It’s more than just tacos and tequila!
"A vegan! I don't know if I'm ready to be that open-minded!"
Look at this...graph? Say hello to Nickelstats.
How does your state's meat compete?
May the force be with him.
Love conquers all.
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