"Sorry, can I touch your vagina?"
“You look like my uncle.”
They work hard, and they own it.
Are you my daddy?
John Krasinski TEARS UP, people. This is not a drill.
Did I just get stoned from watching a video???
Spoiler alert: We looked dope.
“You didn’t cut this hair yourself, right? ...It looks like you did."
Yes, those wolves were real.
Will they call off the wedding?
Serve 'em up!
"I...I thought the cooties thing was true but it's not."
I ended up in Latina makeup for a lot longer than expected.
The responses they got were definitely not the same.
"How many times did you spit in my food???"
Waiting for elevators is a nightmare.
“I think I can do my makeup in like 5 minutes which means I think I can stay in this bed for at least another 3 minutes… right?”
“I don’t have any logical explanation for how that could’ve happened.”
We are going.. FULL ROMANCE!
WTF is teledildonics??
The only thing to fear is everything.
"What do you mean it should be an easy patch job?"
Besides basically all of them...
El Salvador is NOT in Mexico, y'all.
Do you even kush, dude?
"Because nobody knows Abuelita like another abuelita."
We drove to Santa Monica in traffic to get salad pizza and it was kind of worth it somehow.
That. Is. All.
Where in Mexico is El Salvador?
Too bad their little sister Megan wasn't there to spoil the fun.
"You may think your parents don't really care, but they will be devastated if you're gone."
Practical Pooch will give you life.
Oh. My. GOD.
"There's just a whole spectrum of female emotion that isn't represented in film in any way."
Roll it up straight up into your mouth.
Dinner is served.
Love is in the air!
Nothing but net.
"Black is beautiful."
"Oh, I KNEW the sex question was gonna come up."
Not your average ramen anymore.
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