"Sorry, can I touch your vagina?"
“You look like my uncle.”
They work hard, and they own it.
Are you my daddy?
Welcome to gourmet cooking, dahhhlings.
John Krasinski TEARS UP, people. This is not a drill.
Step up the brunch game with these.
“You didn’t cut this hair yourself, right? ...It looks like you did."
Yes, those wolves were real.
"What do you mean it should be an easy patch job?"
Besides basically all of them...
El Salvador is NOT in Mexico, y'all.
Did I just get stoned from watching a video???
Do you even kush, dude?
"Because nobody knows Abuelita like another abuelita."
We drove to Santa Monica in traffic to get salad pizza and it was kind of worth it somehow.
That. Is. All.
Where in Mexico is El Salvador?
Too bad their little sister Megan wasn't there to spoil the fun.
"You may think your parents don't really care, but they will be devastated if you're gone."
Practical Pooch will give you life.
Oh. My. GOD.
"There's just a whole spectrum of female emotion that isn't represented in film in any way."
Roll it up straight up into your mouth.
Dinner is served.
Love is in the air!
Nothing but net.
"Black is beautiful."
"Oh, I KNEW the sex question was gonna come up."
Not your average ramen anymore.
BALLET. BEAUTY. BADASS LADY.
If you can't love them, I can't love you.
A Jamba Juice nightmare.
Substantial proof that all baby animals everywhere are equally beautiful.
We're too busy taking over the world to worry about this sh*t.
When I was four I just thought I was like any other boy.
Packed with flavor.
"For some reason I brought up cannibalism."
“I would drink this when I was 12. And now.”
Couples co-opt all the fun activities!
"Get out of here, Dad!"
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