Get ready to take a lot of lit selfies.
*Turns off Facebook forever*
Onion rings + guac = heaven.
So frighteningly good.
"Is it one size fits all?"
Did someone say easy?
“Are we all supposed to know how to use a Beautyblender from birth?!”
"Your fantasy isn't a stripper, it's Taylor Swift."
Here’s a few tricks to help you get through it.
Paul Rudd might be an alien, just saying.
Everything reminds you.
What do you cook on your day off?
“Does she look tiny?”
And does feminist automatically equal feminine?
How many have you experienced?
There's only one way to find out.
"This world is so weird. Maybe I should help the world."
“Skinny jeans, tie, all the things he doesn’t like.”
I hope that space toilet comes with an instructions manual…
Sign me up!
"This is what alien babies look like."
"Look, that's my face."
This is EVERYTHING.
Just absolutely stunningly beautiful.
Slide on in my mouth!
How often do you masturdate?
"This is like A Clockwork Orange."
The best part is: You don't have to bake them!
”There were so many things that my parents passed off as, do this or God will be pissed.”
Bottom line: expensive AF.
As well as anyone could take a dildo in the face.
How would hiring change if you couldn’t see people’s names and faces?
We've all been there.
Game day eats FTW. (With videos!)
"I hope that people can see this joy and recognize that he's a kid like any other."
“They could be hit by a bus the next day!”
Best viewed with a hot cup of chai in your hands.
Namaskaram, drop, and lock it.
So many memories.
"Don't be so sensitive."
It's an ad for ALL kinds of families.
A gooey surprise awaits...
With pasta, of course!
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