"OK, now I'm getting pissed off. I'm not happy with this."
I feel like an I Love Lucy character.
NSFW: Because, ya know, man sausages!
Best voice message ever.
"I feel like I'm dying..."
"Pinterest is not for people who want to cut corners, it's for people who want to look cute."
What up, Benjamin Button?
"I AM GONNA ACT AS F*CKING GAY AS I WANT!"