2 days ago
"That's a sh*tty way to ask someone to prom."
Don't try this at your local zoo!
Anything strapless is a joke.
So fresh and so clean, clean!
The Taste Buds hit the road to find out on the FrozenPizzaPartyTour2k15?
"Fun to eat. Hard to punch."
It's the little things. That drive you nuts.
"The English language is dumb."
Do Asian people really turn red when they drink?
"Are you eating? Why you wear that? Do you want something to eat? Why you drive so fast?"
My penis is broken.
“I’ve never seen letters that do that.”
"When you look back on old tweets you just realize you're stupid."
Come on down, it's time to get married!!!!!!!
CCDD may affect an older loved one, or a political representative.
Be fierce. Be Yoncé.
AA+ life hack.
Get that dog some cheese to go with that whine!
Cue the tears!
"Can I pet your titties?" Wait, what?
Want to play a musical instrument but the only thing you have lying around is an old hand saw? You’re in luck! We have just the video for you...
May The Force be with you. (And also with you.)
STOP THESE PEOPLE!
Just let it happen.
Guard your crackers with your life. (H/T Tastefully Offensive)
"What would America be like if it loved black people as much as it loves black culture?"
Baby got brows!
Find your match.
Clint Chadbourne, from Maine, couldn't get out of his car seat. And it's now a viral hit.
Let’s grab a gigglewater and get spiflicated, old sport.
No one knows you better…
Nothing to see here except for a Kung Fu cop fighting a Nazi army. Also dinosaurs.
"I think that's a 'yes,' right?"
One man's nuisance is the internet's treasure.
To no one's surprise, it's absolute heaven for corgi lovers.
Follow your dreams.
NSFW, obviously. Even if these guys are faking it.
Stacey isn't copping anyone's shit.
"So this is a source of potential embarrassment."
Family and friends thought the big secret was the gender of THE baby. Little did they know, there were two of them!
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