"OK, now I'm getting pissed off. I'm not happy with this."
I feel like an I Love Lucy character.
NSFW: Because, ya know, man sausages!
Best voice message ever.
Not for the faint of heart.
What up, Benjamin Button?
"Pinterest is not for people who want to cut corners, it's for people who want to look cute."
Bananas & Mayonnaise? I'm so sad right now...