a day ago
“I was sure that it was just for nude pictures…”
Cpl. James Bass had been deployed to Kuwait for a year.
So fresh and so clean, clean!
Anything strapless is a joke.
It's the little things. That drive you nuts.
My penis is broken.
"Are you eating? Why you wear that? Do you want something to eat? Why you drive so fast?"
Time heals all wounds.
"When you look back on old tweets you just realize you're stupid."
Let’s grab a gigglewater and get spiflicated, old sport.
STOP THESE PEOPLE!
OH MY GOD.
Can you handle the heat?
"omg, plz ignore the corn."
A real roller coaster of emotion.
“My mother is going to be very disappointed.”
"Do I have to pee?"
Hair ye! Hair ye!
As of 2013, the coldest temperature ever recorded on Earth was reportedly 135.8 degrees below zero Fahrenheit...this chamber is 220 degrees below Fahrenheit.
No really, I'd love nothing more than to watch you two make out.
How diverse is TV actually?
“I’ve never seen letters that do that.”
Come on down, it's time to get married!!!!!!!
CCDD may affect an older loved one, or a political representative.
Be fierce. Be Yoncé.
AA+ life hack.
Get that dog some cheese to go with that whine!
Cue the tears!
"Can I pet your titties?" Wait, what?
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May The Force be with you. (And also with you.)
Don't try this at your local zoo!
"That's a sh*tty way to ask someone to prom."
Just let it happen.
Guard your crackers with your life. (H/T Tastefully Offensive)
"What would America be like if it loved black people as much as it loves black culture?"
Baby got brows!
Find your match.
Clint Chadbourne, from Maine, couldn't get out of his car seat. And it's now a viral hit.
People tell stories. You guess if they were drunk or a kid.
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