Get ready to take a lot of lit selfies.
*Turns off Facebook forever*
So frighteningly good.
Onion rings + guac = heaven.
Did someone say easy?
The perfect cover-up.
“Are we all supposed to know how to use a Beautyblender from birth?!”
Here’s a few tricks to help you get through it.
Surf that work wave.
Sign me up!
"This is what alien babies look like."
"Look, that's my face."
This is EVERYTHING.
Just absolutely stunningly beautiful.
Slide on in my mouth!
How often do you masturdate?
"This is like A Clockwork Orange."
The best part is: You don't have to bake them!
”There were so many things that my parents passed off as, do this or God will be pissed.”
Bottom line: expensive AF.
"Is it one size fits all?"
As well as anyone could take a dildo in the face.
How would hiring change if you couldn’t see people’s names and faces?
We've all been there.
Game day eats FTW. (With videos!)
"I hope that people can see this joy and recognize that he's a kid like any other."
“They could be hit by a bus the next day!”
Best viewed with a hot cup of chai in your hands.
Namaskaram, drop, and lock it.
So many memories.
"Don't be so sensitive."
It's an ad for ALL kinds of families.
A gooey surprise awaits...
With pasta, of course!
From preppy to rock star, sporty to hipster.
Just a friendly reminder to lock your doors.
“Voy amarrar a San Dismas…”
"Screw you cellphones, I resiiiiign."
"I'm sooooo nervous."
“There was no way for it to work together, so I created two people…”
“I don’t wear war paint. Unless it’s Chanel Red.”
The perfect thing to make for your friend on Facebook's #FriendsDay.
“No one collects DVDs anymore Ben!”
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