a day ago
“It was wonderful… I never want to do it again.”
What's a kilo?!
Guys just wanna have fun.
“It feels like fresh-shaved balls, but in my armpits.”
“It’s like El Dorado, a mystery as old as the Sphynx.”
"I love you, but you get on my last nerve"
“Probably should’ve drawn a man falling asleep.”
“Yes, I caught you staring at my boobs. No, they are not on the menu.”
Were they drunk when they named this town?
Thinking you ate all the fries …. and then finding more.
Guys just wanna feel sexy.
It’s more than just tacos and tequila!
"A vegan! I don't know if I'm ready to be that open-minded!"
Look at this...graph? Say hello to Nickelstats.
How does your state's meat compete?
May the force be with him.
Love conquers all.
This is why cat owners can't have nice things.
"Look at your earrings!"
There's more Photoshop than meets the eye.
Brought to you by rosé and pizza.
“When it comes to lube and sexual stuff, you do you.”
"There was a riot...because of a sports team?"
"My butt looks like a hexagon..."
"Did they use Google Translate for this?"
The Man, The Myth, The Bill Murray
"God, I suck!"
"A singular emotion... flabbergasted?"
On May 2nd, two of the greatest boxers of all time will fight.
Bet you’re sitting and watching this…
"Don't tape my ass! I'm warning you!"
The deforestation, water use, urban sprawl, and climate change is out of control.
The one where Matt LeBlanc is the best.
Welterweight boxers, Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather can punch over 50 times in 10 seconds…can you?
Ready, set, fight!
"Keep your eye on the prize, baby!"
From Gibson girls to emo boys.
Size does NOT matter to this kitten.
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