Archive
October 25, 2013
Things You Do Online That Would Be Creepy In Real Life
It's fine to feel #blessed, but you probably shouldn't announce it out loud.
Obama Goes To Brooklyn, Calls It "Cool"
President Obama visited Brooklyn to speak about education at a high school.
The Upsetting Origins Of Everyday Expressions
Watch this and be pleased as punch.
California's Oldest State College Names First Black Homecoming King And Queen
Daniel Harris-Lucas and Diana Busaka were chosen over 24 other San Jose State University students.
NSA Denies Website Was Attacked, Blames "Internal Error"
The National Security Agency website, NSA.gov, was suddenly forced offline for several hours Friday. The agency blamed "an internal error that occurred during a scheduled update."
Teen Who Allegedly Murdered Teacher Used Her Credit Card At Wendy's, Saw "Blue Jasmine"
The boy's suspected motive for killing Colleen Ritzer is still unknown.
32 Disfraces Familiares Para Halloween Que Harán Que Quieras Tener Hijos
Los adorables disfraces familiares para Halloween son la única razón para procrear.
Customers Refuse Tip To Server, Leave Anti-Gay Note
"Queers do not share in the wealth of GOD, and you will not share in ours."
55 Things Only ’90s Teenage Girls Can Understand
If these things don't bring back warm, fuzzy memories, then you can talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening!
L.A. Mayor Waives Fees For Television Pilots
"This isn't about the stars on the screen but carpenters, caterers, and electricians and the stores they shop in," Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti said Friday. An ordinance to waive fees for television pilots is estimated to cost the city $230,000 a year.
JPMorgan Pays Out $5.1 Billion In Settlement With Housing Regulator
$4 billion of it goes to end the Federal Housing Finance Agency's 2011 suit against the bank. And another $9 billion is expected.
HealthCare.gov's Facebook Wall Is Not A Fun Place To Hang Out Right Now
The rollout of Obamacare exchanges on HealthCare.gov has not been smooth and opponents and supporters are sharing plenty of opinions on its Facebook page.
Exclusive Documents: State Department Lacks Basic Cybersecurity
Passwords and user accounts are missing basic security measures. Another "grossly incompetent" government IT effort in post-Manning age.
Los 17 Problemas Cotidianos De Ser Una Chica Alta
En realidad no puedo oírte desde aquí arriba.
This Little Girl's "Happy Birthday Papi" Video Is The Cutest Thing You'll See Today
"Hi Papi! I love you. Today is your birthday. Thank you for being my Papi."
10 Moments You Need To Have In Rio De Janeiro
Because *everything* is better when you're drinking out of a coconut.
21 Times "She's The Man" Totally Destroyed Gender Norms
Shakespeare was responsible for the role-switching, but She's The Man brought out all the subtleties.
Nikki Finke Has Parted Ways With Deadline
Update: The Finke versus Jay Penske feud has come to a dramatic and public end.
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21 Real Life Places That Are Basically Westeros
As close as you'll get to the world of Game Of Thrones. Considering the high mortality rate, that's probably for the best.
23 Elementos De Prueba Que Demuestran Que El Punk Está Muerto
D.E.P. lo siento punx.
Venezuela Appoints Supreme Happiness Under Secretary
1984 meets King Il Sung meets a big dose of Zanax.
Here's An Absolutely Horrible Crafting Idea
Repeat after me: books are for reading, not for cutting apart for crafts. Consider this part two of our "Things You Should Never Do To Books" series.
16 Awesome Hidden Gems You Must Experience At Disneyland
Don't do Disneyland like a regular old tourist. The magic is in the details.
Embarrassing Moments You've Probably Had
It's going to be okay.
Congressman Says Memorial That Opened In 2004 Wasn't Closed In 1995 Shutdown
It definitely was not closed because of the shutdown, but it wasn't open either.
Failed Cory Booker Foe Lashes Out At National Republicans Over Defeat
Steve Lonegan, the Republican who lost to Booker last week and is now trying to settle $68,000 in campaign debt, says the RNC and NRSC "sat on their hands" during the race. "Their absence sent a message to others to stay away."
19 Foods That Minnesotans Do Better Than Anyone Else
What I like is that it's mostly all starch and mostly all one color.
21 Halloween Drinks That Will Make You Laugh
Cheers to all your fears.
What It's Like To Sign Up For Facebook In 2013
Kindly give us your information. All of it, please.
This Is The Best Russian Video To Ever Appear On The Internet
Someone give this dancing queen her own reality TV show.
14 Life Hacks Guaranteed To Put You In The Halloween Spirit
It's the mooost wonderful time of the year! JK
Los Besos Famosos De Disney Representados En La Vida Real Encabezan Los Enlaces De Internet
Además, niños con los disfraces más adorables de Breaking Bad, un bebé que nació Mcdonald's, y 10 leyendas urbanas de las películas explicadas.
Even Batman Has A Parental Custody Arrangement
How do you think that went down in court? BuzzFeed got an exclusive peek inside this month's edition of Li'l Gotham.
Westboro Baptist Church's Vines Are Unexpectedly Hilarious
Also: predictably terrible.
12 Body Hacks To Make Your Life Easier
YOUR BODY, YOUR SELF.
Leader Of HealthCare.Gov Tech Surge: We'll Have It Fixed In A Month
Enrollment site for Obamacare should be good to go by "the end of November," says Jeff Zients.
32 Personas que Están Teniendo un Día Realmente Duro
Las cosas podrían ser peor. Mucho, mucho peor.
36 Diferencias Entre San Pablo Y Buenos Aires
Sampa versus Buenos Aires es un proyecto de la ilustradora Vivian Mota que retrata las diferencias entre las dos mayores ciudades de Sur America. Ella pone lado a lado ilustraciones de objetos, personas y lugares cotidianos de ambas locaciones, resultando en imágenes maravillosas.
Parents Of Maria, "Abducted" Roma Girl, Identified
The girl's biological mother says she freely gave Maria away, confirming the story of the Roma couple controversially jailed for abducting her.
Is LivingSocial Jeff Bezos' Worst D.C. Based Business?
Amazon posted a loss of $41 million this quarter — and $10 million of its was a writedown of the troubled social deals site. Which is actually an improvement.
The Most Important Points From Twitter's IPO Road Show
Twitter is hitting the road today to make the case for its stock to investors. Here are some of the most important details from the road show.
19 Adorable Ways To Decorate A Light Switch Cover
Talk about bright ideas.
Terry Pratchett's "Discworld" Series Gets Stunning Collector's Edition Cover Art
The twelve hardback novels will — sadly — only be available in the UK.
17 Inusuales Comidas Chatarra De Todo El Mundo
¿Rosquilla de alga marina y cerdo deshidratado con tu café para desayunar hoy? Estas son increíbles opciones en el menú de franquicias estadounidenses en locales internacionales.
23 Cosas que solo mujeres con pechos grandes comprenderán
Estas chicas se han alocado.
Creepy Uncle Sam Is Back And This Time He Wants Your Candy
The Obamacare-bashing masked man returns for a Halloween-themed ad from Generation Opportunity.
Why Disney Imagineering Might Be The Best Job Ever
Some evidence from Twitter and Instagram. Don't read this on a bad day at work.
Saudi Officials Warn Women Not To Drive
After support pours in for Saudi women planning on breaking their country's ban on female drivers, officials say they will not allow the protest to take place.
GOP Chair Resigns After Racist "Daily Show" Interview
Don Yelton has resigned after claiming "lazy black people" are looking for government handouts on The Daily Show.
Madeleine McCann Case Reopened In Portugal After New Leads Uncovered
Six years after the British girl vanished during a family vacation in Portugal, officials are reopening the case after new evidence was discovered.
Five People Injured On Ride At North Carolina State Fair
Five people were taken to a hospital in Raleigh Thursday night after an accident at the North Carolina State Fair involving a ride called the Vortex. Officials are investigating the cause.
Why Going To Hogwarts Would Actually Suck
It's not all Quidditch and Butterbeer.
Este Papá Tomándose Fotos Con Su Recién Nacida Es La Cosa Más Linda Que Verás Hoy
¡Sólo mira sus caras! Demasiada ternura.
Why Johnny Knoxville Keeps Hurting Himself
The actor's latest film, Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, may be lighter on death-defying stunts, but don't think for a second that Knoxville is getting soft.
20 Awesome Fruits You've Never Even Heard Of
Breast Milk fruit, anyone?