And so does her mom Goldie Hawn.
Tips for the spookiest worldwide tour ever.
Tout le monde vous déteste et ce mal de ventre est sans doute une crise d’appendicite.
You don’t know that my stomachache isn’t appendicitis, OK??
Please don’t make me eat eggplant.
Please stop stealing all my pens.
Happy 36th birthday, Ben!!!
For anyone whose interests tend toward the morbid.
Why it’s worth using your phone for the thing it was made to do.
A few suggestions for making your next flight a little more manageable.
1. You were born between Aug. 24 and Sept. 23.
There’s a perfectly good reason I was holding this glass up to the wall.
And he’s very excited about it.
Feel free to use these when too lazy to make up your own.
It’s all about ~energy~, man.