Happy frickin’ National Candy Corn Day.
Don’t worry: If you’re addicted, you’re not alone.
It might just be a matter of LIFE OR DEATH.
This is taking literally forever.
Mainly just being so dumb literally all the time.
You were born between October 23 and November 21.
Let the ~stars~ be your guide.
Bedtime rhymes for baby conspiracists, from A to Z.
Does anyone wanna go to the cemetery?