“Here’s a couple things to keep up your sleeve. We mean.. shirt.”
You sleep in weird places.
Every period is a horror story.
“I don’t have $3,000 dollars…”
How did we get Obama to use a selfie stick? Oh, because he wants you to go to https://www.healthcare.gov.
You cannot judge a woman until you’ve walked a mile in her shoes… or in this case, her scarf.
“The beard is going to be interesting.”
We’re all a little badass…
I would kill for your eyelashes. Featuring The Gabbie Show.