Eh, sleep is overrated, anyway.
Because women don’t care about your “latex allergy.”
Just because they’re in the background doesn’t make them any less important.
Spoiler alert: It’s really freaking cute.
Cellphones, the gym, shampoo? Can you give them up?
“Welcome to the Happiest Place on… Eh, who are we kidding? Just give us your money.”
From the pigskin to your skin.
‘Cause it’s a big day for guys, too.
How many of these are familiar to you and your boo?
In the midst of promoting his film The Fluffy Movie, the 38-year-old comic paid BuzzFeed a visit to talk about a variety of things including border patrol checkpoints, kittens, pro wrestling, and his own mortality.
Three Men and a Cradle ring any bells?
Nobody ever pulled off JNCOs.
No no no poker face, no no poker face.
Sorry, wives of the world.