Happy Halloween from the Weird Couple.
::inserts smiley face emoji::
Truffle shufflin’ into adulthood.
Tie me up, sushi roll me down.
Like, what’s the point in the first place, right?
They were the best of times, they were the raddest of times.
Because guys worry about their wedding weight too.
Eye bleach needed after viewing.
Because variety is the spice of life.
When one of you gets sick, the other gets sick — of you.
“Cash rules everything around me.”
Kids grow up so fast these days.
It’s the little things, y’know?
We watched The Wedding Planner so you don’t have to.
Legend in the front, god in the back.
~All the single men! All the single men!~ #singledudeproblems