Because variety is the spice of life.
When one of you gets sick, the other gets sick — of you.
“Cash rules everything around me.”
Kids grow up so fast these days.
It’s the little things, y’know?
We watched The Wedding Planner so you don’t have to.
Legend in the front, god in the back.
~All the single men! All the single men!~ #singledudeproblems
One comedian + one Packers hoodie = Super Bowl XLV MVP
In case you’re stalled for encouragement.
The trick is how to treat how awesome you two will look.
Sometimes autumn is audumb.
These Snapchats are strong with the Force.
“We’re just going to stay for one drink.”
It’s a tough job, and they have to do it.
Time to sink your teeth in.
Do they make these jeans any skinnier?