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• Little Kid Sings “Touch My Body”
• Living Dinosaurs

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9

• Bernie Mac Dies
• Murder At The Olympics

10

• Barack Roll
• Lowest Volkswagon Bus Ever
• Mr. Belding For Vice President
• Propane Explosion In Toronto

16

• Earth’s News Feed
• Small Talk with a Web Designer
• Nike Hamburger
• Zoomdoggle
• Gay Black Jewish Klansmen
• The Royal Tennen-Ronsons
• Wrangler
• 90210 Commercial

17

• Michael Phelps Conspiracy Theory
• Yearbook Yourself

23

• Joe Biden Is Your New VP
• Ninjas Arrested

24

• Last Place at the Olympics

30

• Solid Gold Kate Moss Statue
• Claymation Spokesmodels
• Automatic Make-Up Cameras
• Christian Bale And Kermit

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• Entourage Air
• Former DNC Chair Laughs About Hurricane Gustav
• Sarah Palin’s Baby Conspiracy
• Japan’s Oldest Song Remixed