1

2

• Terrorist Tea Parties
• Grow Your Own Viagra
• Gaynsta Rap
• Romanticizing Iraq
• Powercast

3

• Spykes
• Pop Song Parodies
• Anoraks
• President of MySpace
• Tabloid Fantasy League
• Christian Terrorists

4

• Dana Perino
• Cocaine Concoctions
• Where’s Cheney?
• Kate Moss Speaketh
• Nude Fonts
• Make Your Own Pet Food

5

• American Idol Endorsements
• Sailor Suits
• CSS Naked Day
• 20ltd
• Dalai Lama Death Watch

6

• Baby Disco
• Illegal Aliens vs Drunk Drivers
• 9/11 Detox
• Clean Skins
• Modern Crucifixion
• Be the Next Jackie Chan

9

• “Anus” in the Morning
• Blogger’s Code of Conduct
• Mount Chimborazo
• Peep Dioramas
• Feminist Porn

10

• Movie Script Leaks
• St. Vincent
• 2-in-1 Movies
• Naked Sushi Restaurants
• National Texting Championship

11

• The Obama-Clinton Ticket
• Sitting at Rock Concerts
• Gated Communities for Baghdad
• Crisis in Darfur
• Famousr
• Dice-K vs Ichiro

12

• Kurt Vonnegut Dies
• Nap Salons
• Heba Kotb
• Shareholder Activism
• Non-Celebrity Sex Tapes
• Misery Clubs

13

• Ryanair
• Russian Revolution
• Other Racists (Besides Imus)
• Celebrity Hockey Bloggers
• Fat Genes

16

• The Children of Hurin
• Drive
• Google Backlash
• Artsy PSA’s
• Campus Shootings
• German Racism

17

• Fish Therapy
• Accepting Androgyny
• Air Sex
• Funny or Die
• Campaign-Funded Haircuts

18

• Female Computer Scientists
• Blackberry Blackout
• Save Pandora
• Partial Birth Abortions
• Coregasm Training

19

• E. Coli Conservatives
• Collective Seoul
• Zany Briefs
• Beekeeping
• Adjustable Breast Implants

20

• Oldboy
• Optimistic Rugs
• Vagina Power with Alexyss
• Fashion Plagiarism
• Hippie New Year
• Killer Mixtape

23

• The Gore Shadow Campaign
• Suicide Food
• Save the TP, Save the World
• Remembering Boris Yeltsin
• Testing Floyd Landis
• Direct Bjork’s Next Music Video
• Parental Alienation
• Profiting From Global Warming
• Long Skirts
• Gas Pump TV

24

• The Coreys
• High-Waisted Pants
• Backmasking
• Resume 2.0
• Kryptonite!
• Open Source Cars
• Articles of Impeachment
• Racist Translations
• Amora
• Scott Baio

25

• Outsourcing Breast Milk
• 3D Sun
• Wiccans in the Military
• Lipodissolve
• Cuckolding
• The Pains of Being Laura Bush
• Mistaking Your Way to the White House
• Toygers
• Defending Against Aliens
• Modern Campers

26

• Dog Sex Toys
• Anorexic Babies
• Dominatrixville
• Living on Food Stamps
• Space Tourism
• Drinking Video Games
• I’m Not There
• Medical Restaurants
• Chris Morris
• FlickrBlockrs

27

• Spiderman 4
• Gravel Mania
• The End of Jack Valenti
• Extreme Office Crafts
• La Chute
• Hipster Self-Induced Osteoporosis
• Lol(blank)s
• Paris Hilton Autopsy
• Fancy Tap Water
• Designer Uniforms

30

• Recycling Toxic Bachelors
• Clothing Swaps
• Extra-Terrestrial Warming
• Brady Quinn
• Luxury Prisons
• Nude Burglars
• Guy-Liner
• Watching the Detectives
• Sanitizing Hip Hop