Life's not fair, y'all.
♪ I've been everywhere, man. ♪
All based on how many suits he owns. He's doing pretty well for himself.
"Hello? Yes, this is Dog."
Did someone just peel an onion?
Here's what happened today!
Blink-182, you're so haunting every time.
Oh girl when I look at you, I just wanna say: HELLO New York!
WARNING: This WILL set you off.
Pick your poison. No House of Cards Season 3 spoilers.
Attn: '90s girls who loved dolphins.
"Don't know what they're deal is? Just ask 'em to dance."
Maybe we should just stick with the classics.
Are you a princess in real life or on the TV?
Talk about unflappable!
Bumble, created by ex-Tinder co-founder Whitney Wolfe, is a new dating app that lets only women make the first move. I decided to test it out.
Photographer Derek Ridgers spent five years documenting the youth subculture.
For those who GAF.
These episodes might be too painful to watch twice. Spoiler and Kleenex alert.
It's time you learn the truth.
This is for children?!?!
Because cats were made to break the internet. Via Cats 101.
Evil little beasts.
So much "Nope".
Mystical truths for one and all.
See who lands on top. Warning: Spoilers abound.
CLONE CLUB ASSEMBLE.
An evaluation of the art of orb photography.
"Dogs definitely have similar mannerisms and traits to their owners. A dog, like a child, is a product of its environment."
Here are all the best quotes from his lecture at the Oxford Guild. h/t The Tab.
Does she ship #Bemmet? How long did it take her to learn ASL? Vanessa spills all.
You've GOT to be squidding me!
Diamond has had a hard life, but thanks to a new owner, she has been transformed into a diva.
Cocktails and candlelight.
Everyone's fave Lady of London.
Let's see how well you really know your celebs.
Scientists are hard at work measuring boners in the lab, so we might as well take a peek at the research.
Lauren and Joanne Lavoie spoke to BuzzFeed News about how the clip with 40 million views almost didn't happen.
Because obviously we already know you're bae.
You know you know this song.
"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." So, how in shape are you?
We are made of starstuff. Tumblr's body comparative movement is an exquisite and empowering thing.
Take a look at these cutie-poos.