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View My Viral Dashboard ›Culture Buzz Here's a sassy little rendition of “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas, ingeniously altered to be about Jesus and how horrible atheists are. Ooh, push it! Christianity, that is. Should this video be NSFW?
Culture Buzz Add about 15 years and some ugly lace tights, and you've got this dank gem, “Pound on my Muffin.” Not to get technical, but all of the muffins in this video are actually cupcakes. (via uniquedaily.com)
Music Buzz The Asian Adele has been discovered on K-Pop Star. The look of hatred on the other contestants' faces is awesome.
Culture Buzz At least you're almost guaranteed to make out with someone you barely know. They neglected to mention that.
Culture Buzz The municipality of Chatham-Kent in Ontario decides to rank their criminals by Zodiac sign, with Aries committing the most crimes. Aries are always bad news.
Culture Buzz Oh, and she has such a pretty smile. My eyebrows are only capable of doing the “Elaine” of eyebrow dances.
TV Buzz NOT HULU. I want every Hello Friend item of clothing that exists.
Music Buzz An etsy seller is hawking a skirt featuring a painting of the cover of In the Aeroplane Over the Sea in painstaking detail. You'll be a magnet for any Jeff Mangum freak within a mile radius. (via ratsoff.com)