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Culture Buzz Yeah, it's Fourth of July. But did you know that the biggest Furry Convention in the world is also going on this weekend? Yes, Anderson Cooper brought it to my attention. I really wish I could go this year, but instead I'm in Denmark, the country with supposedly the highest population of happy people (ugh).
Cat meows and enjoys being hit by a cardboard tube. Seems like this guy has a kinky relationship with his cat.
There's a site dedicated entirely to cats in boxes. And the flickr group contains almost 3,000 photos.
This is vintage Kate Moss footage (from 2000) and it's kind of boring but she is kind of my idol and she looks really cute in it, especially with that crotch grab at the end.
A really weird religious cable access show hosted by a black puppet. I'm sure some of you have seen these episodes before, but I just discovered it. This is like if I had been on acid all throughout Summer Bible Camp in '87.
Science Buzz The mystery sewer creature has been identified! Unfortunately, it's not a monster. That would actually be exciting. Instead, it's just a bunch of stringy brown worms coagulating en masse to form one big undulating worm.
This clip was taken from the Hitler biopic Downfall. TOO SOON? Nah. This is up there with the Shamwow Overdub.
Freakout kid freaks out when his parents get him a truck for his birthday. I really appreciated the comment: “I wonder if there's a way to send this kid AIDS through the internet.”
Dog gets confused watching his friend, The Cat, on the internet, and has to go make sure that The Cat still exists IRL. Or he's trying to figure out why there isn't a FireWire port on a PC.
Clips of interviews from the documentary Wildwood, NJ. It's chock full of truisms about life and love. “I'm a Jersey Girl” was one of my favorite episodes of True Life so this really speaks to me. Also, things set in 1992 really speak to me as well.
Do you like toy trains, non-gay touching, and imitation crab meat? I hope this guy finds his soulmate! Because it would be shame for all that imitation crabmeat to go to waste.
A rap about live-action role-playing games by the folks that brought you one of my favorites of all time, the Cookie Monster rap. I must say, I had no idea what a LARP was. I feel like a total poser!
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A music video for a Hulk Hogan ballad constructed entirely out of MS Paint.
See how many grammatical errors you can spot. It sounds like a futuristic sci-fi novel about an endearingly child-like high school teacher experiencing first love while being unexpectedly thrust into a mission to save the world. I would totally read this.
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Here's a list of ten vegan foods that could probably pass for poop. Then again, if you actually do eat meat, you have a much higher chance of producing worms in your poop, which is slightly more gross than the foods that are shown here.
This sea creature is like a cross between a pig and a slug. I still think it's cute, despite the fact that it looks like it has human fingers growing out of its mouth.
Classic '80s arcade games recreated using LEGO and stop-motion animation. The little LEGO frogger and pac-mans are just too cute.
Click through to see the embellishment that really makes this shortsuit special. I feel like this picture was probably taken at an art gallery opening in Williamsburg.