Here are a few things for your follow-up single, Alanis.
It’s estimated that 12% of adults claim to be afraid of clowns. And now you’re one of them.
The weather up here is great! Thanks for asking, asshole.
Part-time job. Lifetime of regrets.
All cats are beautiful. Except for those weird rubbery steak cats.
About 4.5% of people suffer from some kind of color blindness. Are you one of them?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was NOT convincing the world he didn’t exist. It was that thumbnail that totally looked like a penis.
Grandpas too, while we’re at it.
With about 50 characters to choose from, you’ve got a tough call to make. Unless you’re a cheap spammer – then you’ll probably just choose Pikachu.
In 1948, Dr. Alfred Kinsey developed a scale for measuring human sexuality which determined whether a person was gay, straight, or something in between. Where do you think you fall on the scale?
It was announced this week that Threshold Entertainment (whose CEO is best known for his 1995 big screen adaptation of “Mortal Kombat”) is making a Tetris movie. Believe it or not, this isn’t the craziest thing to ever happen to the iconic puzzle game.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Numbers are abstract symbols. They’re not capable of feeling emotions.
Fune is your new favorite Instagram dog. At least, I think it’s a dog.
For everyone who feels overwhelmed when they need to make a phone call.
They say the best way to deal with a creep is to just ignore them. Sending them an abnormally large number of pictures of Michael Cera seems to work too though.
How about NO nights at Freddy’s?
Things are a little better in the Mile High state. Also, weirder. And higher.
Everyone remember’s Jennifer Lawrence’s performance in The Hunger Games, but how many of you remember the time she played Lauren Pearson on The Bill Engvall Show?
If you haven’t played with the Madden GIFerator yet, you’re in for a treat.