We really, really enjoy the late-night programming here in Germany! There are just a few tiny improvements we’d like to make. [WARNING: STILL PRETTY NSFW]
We don’t speak any German, and we had never heard of Tatort before this Sunday, but we can confidently agree that we solved the mystery before anyone else did.
Big Mama? Or the belly that could?
Tumblr Logic can be beautiful, but it can also be as fearsome and dangerous as a giraffe.
I didn’t need this today.
Finally answer that question that’s been tormenting you deep inside for so long: what would you name your 2000s emo band?
Want someone to swipe right on your profile? Be up-front about how many s you own.
The Avril Lavigne Effect is real.
Thanks for the “suggestion” but I’ll decide how big a serving is.
This is some trippy shit tbh.
Pride comes before a fall. And every now and then, pride also comes before accidentally setting someone on fire.
Michelangelo had the Sistine Chapel. Da Vinci had the Mona Lisa. These people accomplished as much with just a cell phone and 10 seconds.
The world is a stranger, more beautiful place than you could ever imagine.
Adapted from actual questions from the DVSA car theory test. Four wrong answers, and you’ve failed, and then you’ll never drive your lorry on the carriageway, chap.
Every spaceport cantina needs a set of these retro-inspired original trilogy Star Wars posters hanging on the wall.
This is a story about a lifetime’s supply of cardboard, duct tape, rope, and string, a full day of construction, and one very happy cat named Jenkins.
There go our heroes. Watch them as they go.