The answer may surprise you!
“Can I go out to dinner for once without hearing a baby laugh?”
“I know you got dollars.”
Make your dream job a reality.
Someone so special deserves a special nickname.
Happy 10-year anniversary, Sarge.
Etiquette for you next trip to the water factory.
And which one should get its own goddamn spelling?
These people didn’t think things through.
Dicks. They’re everywhere you look.
This is why they call it “gettin’ schooled.”
And the survey says… Disappointment!
Believe me, they hate this stuff.
No space shuttle required.
Sooo saaatisfying. Via /r/penmanshipporn.