Roommates are great!!!! Until they come home.
I get that the company needs to make money, but I need my sanity.
Acquaintances need not apply.
Just because it’s winter outside doesn’t mean it has to be winter inside too.
Please stop, it’s killing us.
“You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.”
Please open your heart to this video. I hope you won’t regret it.
The cost of tuition in this country is too damn high.
The Onion truly is America’s finest news source.
Happy Sweet Sixteen, things.
I don’t even understand what I don’t understand.
“Take a step back and look at the high water mark for what is possible for an artist to accomplish in a human lifetime.”
“Did you remember to wipe your peachy coocoo?”