Bright lights or calm nights?
Who named them “Red Delicious”? “Dry Brown Yuckies” would be more apt.
Very NSFW unless you work in a dildo factory.
Reddit user CookieBaba recently asked, “What is your best insult without cussing?” Here are the cutting responses.
How well-travelled is your gentlemanly member?
Could you recognize yours? WARNING: Sketched vaginas ahead.
Man, I wish I lived in Ball Fish.
These teachers deserve their own sitcoms.
Just treat everyone equally.
Colbert is the truest American hero.
Happy birthday to the greatest country in the universe!
The answer may surprise you!
“Can I go out to dinner for once without hearing a baby laugh?”
“I know you got dollars.”
Make your dream job a reality.
Someone so special deserves a special nickname.