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21 Halloween Drinks That Will Make You Laugh

Cheers to all your fears.

1. Make your shot look like a hemorrhaging brain.

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Schnapps, Bailey's, and grenadine don't mix. Like, actually, they do NOT mix. Instructions here.

2. Put some (dry) ice on it.

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Learn how here.

3. Use pickled beets as garnish for a "bleeding heart" effect

4. Or, just straight-up infuse the candy corn into some vodka.

Full instructions here.

5. Make black and orange minosas.

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Black food coloring + vodka = black vodka. Instructions here.

6. Rim your glasses with red-dyed corn syrup.

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Warning: STAINS. Instructions here.

7. Serve black cocktails in black-rimmed glasses.

8. Or, go for a black and orange theme.

9. Take shots of blood.

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Blood orange liquor, that is. Instructions here.

10. Make an "eyeball highball" by stuffing radishes with olives, then freezing them into ice cubes

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Instructions here.

11. Model your martini after candy corn.

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No guarantees that it'll taste good.

Recipe: Halloween Candy Corn Cocktail.

12. Float fruity eyeballs in your drink.

13. Give people the creepy-crawlies by putting black licorice strings in martinis.

14. Put pomegranate seeds in a red cocktail, and they'll look like bloody teeth.

15. Candy corn jell-o shots, anyone?

16. Rim a glass with halloween-themed sprinkles.

17. Make spider web glasses.

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Easy with some glass paint. And you can break them out again next year. Instructions here.

18. Use a rubber glove to make a hand-shaped ice cube.

Genius.

Recipe: Severed Hand Sangria.

19. Bacardi 151 is great if you want to set your drink on fire.

20. Serve a "horny devil" cocktail

21. Or, fill your punch bowl with "shrunken heads."

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Just carve some apples and float them in whatever punch or sangria you're serving. Instructions here.