In honor of the Mondayest Tuesday EVER.
Once again, you're going to sleep at 4am and waking up at 2pm.
Classic middle child syndrome *eye roll*
The sweetest permit.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
"I have reached that time between Christmas & New Year where my google searches just become variations of 'use leftover ham'."
Sgt. Aaron Thompson quickly decided to punch his way through the ice to rescue the boy, who had crashed through the surface while chasing his dog Christmas evening.
Trees, presents, and shirtless selfies.
It's The Festive Gooch.
"I checked insta 500 times for this." "Where tf is Kylie. Enough is enough."
"A family torn apart made whole again!" I GOT ACTUAL CHILLS WATCHING THIS.
"Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon?"
Do you think Santa is starting to regret giving all those naughty kids coal now that global warming is threatening his home?
Get to know some of the people who collect Department 56 miniatures — aka the real tiny house hunters.
The president tweeted that he is "proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase."
Did you go all out for Christmas dinner this year?
I am *not* watching that again.
Ace it, and consider yourself on the nice list.
GIZMO IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.
You had no idea that when you casually liked penguins at the age of 12, you were signing up for a lifetime of penguin-related paraphernalia.
Quench your thirst!
🎶 DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC 🎶
Are you really thoughtful or more of the last-minute type?
This has nothing to do with thrown out airplane tickets. We promise.
"The truth is I'm in love!"
"It is therapeutic art – in our communities we don't really use art therapy."
Really stupid AND really funny.
🎶 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 🎶
You get a kar, and you get a kar!
Time to settle these debates once and for all.
As long as they taste good, right?
Do you see what I see?
Rockin' around the Christmas Biebs.
Dashing through the—?
Please, mom. I promise I won't ask for anything else if you get me this.
How well do you know your Kardashian family cards?
It's a miserable time for big heads everywhere.
'Tis the season.
From forensic nurses and zookeepers to funeral directors and football groundspeople, there will be people from all walks of life clocking in over the festive period.
We all have a friend who is obsessed with Christmas.
Wow guys, get in the spirit of the season more.
Working on New Year's Eve = literal hell.