Look, I know it's Easter, but...
In honor of the Mondayest Tuesday EVER.
Classic middle child syndrome *eye roll*
Once again, you're going to sleep at 4am and waking up at 2pm.
The sweetest permit.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
"I have reached that time between Christmas & New Year where my google searches just become variations of 'use leftover ham'."
Sgt. Aaron Thompson quickly decided to punch his way through the ice to rescue the boy, who had crashed through the surface while chasing his dog Christmas evening.
Trees, presents, and shirtless selfies.
"I checked insta 500 times for this." "Where tf is Kylie. Enough is enough."
"A family torn apart made whole again!" I GOT ACTUAL CHILLS WATCHING THIS.
The president tweeted that he is "proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase."
Did you go all out for Christmas dinner this year?
Do you think Santa is starting to regret giving all those naughty kids coal now that global warming is threatening his home?
Ace it, and consider yourself on the nice list.
GIZMO IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.
You had no idea that when you casually liked penguins at the age of 12, you were signing up for a lifetime of penguin-related paraphernalia.
Quench your thirst!
🎶 DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC 🎶
Are you really thoughtful or more of the last-minute type?
"The truth is I'm in love!"
This has nothing to do with thrown out airplane tickets. We promise.
"Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon?"
"It is therapeutic art – in our communities we don't really use art therapy."
🎶 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 🎶
You get a kar, and you get a kar!
Time to settle these debates once and for all.
As long as they taste good, right?
Get to know some of the people who collect Department 56 miniatures — aka the real tiny house hunters.
Do you see what I see?
Rockin' around the Christmas Biebs.
Dashing through the—?
Please, mom. I promise I won't ask for anything else if you get me this.
How well do you know your Kardashian family cards?
Really stupid AND really funny.
It's a miserable time for big heads everywhere.
'Tis the season.
From forensic nurses and zookeepers to funeral directors and football groundspeople, there will be people from all walks of life clocking in over the festive period.
We all have a friend who is obsessed with Christmas.
Wow guys, get in the spirit of the season more.
Working on New Year's Eve = literal hell.
Have you been nice or naughty this season?