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    28 Sex Toys That'll Probably Land You On The Naughty List

    Toys to buy for your S.O., spouse, or *ahem* yourself.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI β€” prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A waterproof Satisfyer Pro 2 who is here to keep Xmas Eve extra X-rated with its clit-sucking action.

    the satisfyer pro in the style of a penguin
    Amazon

    Promising review: "Holy $!*% y'all! I saw the reviews for this product and decided that I needed to try this out β€” for 'science'. I ordered it, and when it came I charged it as instructed and went ahead and gave it a go. Now, to keep the experiment completely unbiased, I started from non aroused β€” just got comfortable and followed the instructions. And oh my damn! 0-100 REAL QUICK!! We are talking a single minute or less and I soaked my sheets! Now, that in itself has never happened to me before, let alone mere seconds from nothing to eruption! I was scared, amazed, flabbergasted; just completely SHOOK. This little magical penguin has changed the game. It's worth every single cent. You will not regret purchasing this! The only suggestion I have is that you invest in a good mattress protector if you don't already have one. Also, I can't wait to try this out with my partner β€” I think it will really add a certain spice to an already amazing experience. Maybe I'll update my review once I've tried that. Just.buy.it. For real." β€”M.

    Get it from Amazon for $49.84.

    2. An inclusion hip strap for anyone whose motto is "be gay, do crimes, and fuck." You're a legend.

    the rainbow strap on with adjustable buckles and an o-ring
    Spectrum Boutique

    Spectrum Boutique is a sex-positive sex toy store for everybody, and the inclusion harness is made by a Canadian trans activist who puts their proceeds towards supporting queer and trans students in rural Ontario.

    Promising review: "I absolutely love this harness! As a queer person, the rainbow pattern definitely attracts me, and the wide size range available with the lengths of straps is really comforting!" β€”Planthoe98

    Get it from Spectrum Boutique for $39.

    3. A durable strap-on so you can get into stud mode without worrying about your equipment slipping off in the middle of things.

    the boxer styled strap on with a dildo attachment
    Babeland

    Promising review: "I love this harness! I would agree with another review that states this is the best underwear style harness out there. I love that it has two holes to give you more of an option on where to wear the dildo. The fit is secure, comfortable, and I also love that it has multiple options on where to place a bullet vibe for added clit stimulation for the harness-wearer. It's super easy to slip on, and can hold a whole range of my dildos that are all different sizes. It's also a really good harness specifically for pack and play use because it has the flap on the front where you can tuck the dildo. I find that this works the best with the NYTC Shilo!" β€”Anonymous

    Get it from Babeland for $119.95.

    4. A Leo dildo because it's designed to slip into that strap-on and give you β€” or your partner β€” the ride of your life.

    a hand holding the girthy Leo dildo in iridescent purple color
    Babeland

    Promising review: "The Leo is ahhhhmazing, it's is just the right size! Fits inside both harnesses that I already own (including the Tomboii) without me having to struggle to get it in the O-ring. Easy to clean just like all of the other silicone products that Babeland carries." β€”Anonymous

    Get it from Babeland for $74.99 (available in two colors).

    5. A stretchy and powerful vibrating cock ring that'll make the perfect gift to your partner and bring both of your climaxes to the next level πŸ’¦.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This was a Christmas present for my boyfriend and oh boy do we both LOVE it! This has multiple vibration settings, the ring is very stretchy and comfortable for him, and works fine with a condom. This is a very fun toy to bring into the bedroom, and also small enough to put in your purse ;). Plus, who doesn't love the cute shape? I would highly recommend this product!" β€”Danielle Sosa

    Get it from Amazon for $25.96.

    6. A body-safe silicone vibe for anyone who needs a tongue-themed toy that won't quit till you're all finished with it.

    a reviewer holding the tongue-shaped vibe
    Amazon / Via amazon.com

    Promising review: "This G spot tongue vibrator is AWESOME! It is very well made and has an incredibly strong vibration. It has 10 different vibration patterns, and the LED light in the handle even changes colors when you change patterns. Also, the charging port is ingeniously covered by the silicone material β€” making it truly waterproof (the port is just below the power/pattern change buttons)! I highly recommend this vibrator for girls, guys, and anyone who wants to have toe-curling O's!" β€”Anna

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99 (available in two colors).

    7. A cute little eggplant vibe that'll a whole new spin on your fave naughty emoji πŸ†.

    a hand holding the purple eggplant vibe
    Emojibator

    This vibe is made of medical-grade silicone, is waterproof, and has 10 vibration settings.

    Get it from Emojibator for $34.

    8. A remote-controlled double stimulating vibe with a textured base and remote control for your S.O. to enjoy inside and outside the bedroom, no judgment here.

    the vibrator with a remote and textured vibrating base
    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is such a fun toy. I wore it to dinner with my boyfriend and handed him the control on his plate. When he figured it out he really enjoyed teasing me. I had many orgasms during dinner and great sex after returning home. I had some customer service questions after receiving the product. They were quick to respond to all my needs." β€”Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $22.99.

    9. A multi-speed cordless wand vibe that's portable, so you can bring multiple orgasms with you wherever you go.

    a bright blue cordless wand vibe
    Amazon

    Promising review: "I've had this for a year and a half now and it is still going strong! The buttons are super easy to use and it is completely waterproof, so it's easy to use and clean. The vibrations are strong without being overwhelming and are adjustable, so that is always a plus! Overall, A++." β€”Kristin

    Get it from Amazon for $22.99 (available in seven colors).

    10. A minimalist vibe by Maude so you can give your partner something incredible to indulge in on their next rainy day in.

    Maude

    This minimalist, waterproof vibe is sleek, quiet, and wireless (runs 2.5 hours after charging with USB). It is perfect for beginners or vibe experts who are looking to try something new. And shipping is free!

    Promising review: "Life-changing, oh my god. I've been wanting to try out a vibrator for some time now, but like many other reviewers, I didn't like the design of others, and sometimes they can be rather costly. I found Maude through an Instagram account and everything about their website caught my eye. Shipping was SUPER quick, like, next day quick. This vibe is the perfect size, and the design is sleek and minimal, I love leaving it out on my desk! I've been able to reach orgasm on all three levels, and have orgasmed like I never have before. Simply amazing. Buy it β€” you won't regret it!" β€”Cara N.

    Get it from Maude for $45.

    11. A "fuck me" butt plug that is definitely gonna land your ass on the naughty list this year πŸ‘.

    the purple butt plug with the words "fuck me" on the heart-shaped base
    Amazon

    Promising review: "Easy to clean, color true to picture, smooth, and enjoyed by myself and my partner. I can see us ordering another one so we can both enjoy this at the same time. I will say the base of the bulb itself is a bit wide for a beginner, so not for beginners!" ⁠—Daniel McConnon Jr

    Get it from Amazon for $12.24.

    12. An 8-inch pastel dildo with a variety of base options and plennnnty of girth! Not to mention the colors are adorable.

    GODEMICHE / Via Etsy

    Promising review: "What a beauty. It's even cuter in person! I purchased the Electric Violet and I expected a slightly more blueish purple, but the second I saw it, it looked good enough to eat! Easily the most girthy of all my toys β€” exactly what I wanted. I didn't expect it to be so satisfying, but I'm absolutely hooked. It's slightly flexible, super soft, and deliciously filling with a huge mushroom tip. As soon as I tried this, the old toy went straight in the bin. I will also point out, this toy goes in much easier (vaginally) if you insert him upside down!!" β€”missusjakabok

    Get it from GODEMICHE on Etsy for $80.90+ (available in six colors, choose from a standard, suction cup, or vibrating base).

    13. And an anal prober featuring graduating jelly beads so you can give the gift of butt stuff for beginners!

    a hand holding the probe with small beads on one end and a larger base on the other
    Love Honey

    Promising review: "Very nice material with the right amount of firmness but also room to bend. Fits me very nicely and it's definitely an interesting toy to play with. Very easy to clean and the color makes it a lot more visually appealing. This is perfect for newbies or experienced anal experts. The beads are a little on the small side but the larger head fits really well with a nice curve." β€”Queenofthefall

    Get it from Love Honey for $12.99.

    14. A girthy, twisty, custom-made fantasy dildo that's the perfect gift for anyone who likes to keep things naughty and nice.

    The Crafty Hedonist / Via Etsy

    Promising review: "Absolutely fantastic shop and toy! I love the coloring and the design of the toy feels amazing when in use. A real pleasure both visually and in practice. Would buy again!" β€”Kaso

    Get it from The Crafty Hedonist on Etsy for $85 (available in 12 colors with the option to marble two colors together).

    15. A BJ toy that'll help deliver one of the best blow jobs ever to trans and nonbinary folks. This toy is hollow and creates a suction feeling for the wearer when used with a partner!

    the hollow BJ dildos in five colors
    Rodeoh

    Get it from Rodeoh for $79.99 (available in five colors).

    16. Lelo Kegel balls to help tone their pelvic floor β€” trust me, it's a lot sexier than it sounds. Reviewers swear by it for increasing the strength of orgasms!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I thought buying these would be fun and interesting, but it's gone waaaaay beyond that now. After just a few days, I noticed a difference in feeling and sensation. I've been wearing them for about a month now, and it feels like all these long-dormant nerves have come alive for the very first time. I'm much more sensitive, and sensations are more pleasurable. I started doing 'homework,' where I would orgasm with them in every night after wearing them for a few hours. This was AWESOME. Each day it was stronger, lasted longer, and felt different. I have aftershocks that last for an hour. The whole vagina is much stronger too, and can bear down/grasp like I never knew a vagina could. Like, snap things off strong (things: beware!). These are also teaching my body to squirt regularly during orgasm and I have only done that three times in my whole life, though I've tried to make it happen for years and years. It's happened once so far since I first got them, and I can tell it will become more frequent (which is something I was hoping to achieve with this purchase)." β€”kathryn way

    Get them from Amazon for $38.78+ (available in two colors and mutiple sizes).

    17. A clone-a-willy molding kit because you deserve some time with your favorite πŸ† even when your sweetie isn't around.

    the vibrating clone a willy kit showing a dildo in hot pink color
    Love Honey

    Promising review: "This is the second kit we have bought after the first clone got so much use! Perfect clone both times. Every vein and pore molded to perfection. Surprisingly flexible and you don’t have to use the built-in vibrator if you want it to be even more bendy! It feels like the original, especially if you warm it up a little first." β€”MinkySqueltcher

    Get it from Love Honey for $49.99 (available in five colors).

    18. A bondage kit β€” it's ready to make all of their kinky desires come true this year. The cuffs were made by a genius, meaning they have velcro closures for comfort.

    handcuffs, a blindfold, and leg restraints included in the kit
    Adam & Eve

    Set includes: adjustable restraint webbing with straps, wrist and ankle cuffs with velcro closures, blindfold with two comfy elastic straps, black storage box; fits on queen and king-sized beds

    Promising review: "It works great for our bed. The cuffs are soft and easy to use. You can also move the straps overhead if you prefer!" β€”Herk

    Get it from Adam & Eve for $64.99.

    19. An incredibly powerful waterproof Cobra vibrator for anyone with a desire for their eyes to roll back in their head every time they cum!

    a hang holding the hollow cobra vibrator
    Love Honey

    Promising review: "Incredibly powerful orgasms. Excellent feeling while building up. Be patient; it takes a while, but that makes it so much better. Easy to clean. Waterproof. Lots of variety in vibration patterns." β€”Mainelylivin00

    Get it from Love Honey for $129.99.

    20. A heat-activated, *hearty* dildo that'll make you say "ho ho ho, let's play with that toy again." (Sorry, I'm done; I swear.)

    the 3D printed dildos in gray, lemon-lime, and cotton candy flavors
    Le Luv / Via Etsy

    Get it from Le Luv on Etsy for $14.99+ (available in five sizes and four colors).

    21. A waterproof bunny vibe with a velvety touch your partner will adore. Multiple orgasms are in their future.

    a reviewer holding the silicone vibrator in their hand
    Amazon / Via amazon.com

    Promising review: "The size is perfect. Velvety touch, durable, and versatile, this little rabbit is my new best friend. Waterproof feature makes for fun anywhere you want! Vibrator charges with a USB cable. AMAZING clit stimulation. I was able to achieve multiple orgasms in less than a minute β€” not normal for me. There are low, medium, and strong vibration settings; along with many many vibration pattern options. Needless to say, I’m in love." β€”GingerMamma

    Get it from Amazon for $27.69 (available in two colors).

    22. A colorful, custom-made (read: glow-in-the-dark πŸ‘€), tongue tentacle suction dildo. Just describing this toy is a tongue twister, so I'm pretty sure this one will give you one wild ride.

    Northen Fantasy Toys / Via Etsy

    Promising review: "This is a much firmer toy than I generally purchase, but with the amazing shape and texture it really works for me. The love the color fade and the built-in suction cup. It's really fun and different than pretty much any other toy on the market (even on Etsy) and I think it would be great for a lot of people. Shipping was fast and discreet. Highly recommend!" β€”Sam

    Get it from Northen Fantasy Toys on Etsy for $50.60 (available in 20+ color combinations).

    23. A flexible G-spot rabbit vibe that's made of medical-grade silicone with seven wondrous speeds. It would be easier to tell you what this vibe can't do, because by the looks of it, it'll do it all.

    the vibe with a pincher-like function at the top
    Amazon

    Promising review: "DAMN. Besides the ideas on the Amazon photos, there are lots of other configurations you can use it for, regardless of gender and number of participants. Without getting graphic: try it sideways. Can't wait to come up with more ways to use it." β€”Jenn

    Get it from Amazon for $28.89 (available in two colors).

    24. An investment-worthy Lelo Mona vibe reviewers swear by to achieve that one true orgasm, over and over again. This baby has six different vibration modes, plus it's quiet and waterproof!

    the Lelo Mona 2 in red
    Lelo

    The Mona 2 will last four hours on a single charge and is fully waterproof.

    Promising review: "My favorite thing about this is its stealthy quietness. It has the power of the other big powerhouse brand of vibe but doesn't sound like you're revving a Harley under the sheets. When there are other people in your house (children, nosey teenagers), this is a big consideration." β€”WriterofRomance

    Get it from Lelo for $112 (available in three colors).

    25. A velvety, hands-free anal vibe β€” it's designed to hit the perfect spot and keep them coming back for more.

    the black prostate vibe with a curved and bulbus shape
    Babeland

    Promising review: "The first time I played with this, it was just whatever. But I wasn't about to give up. The second time, however... WOW! He just slid in and hit the perfect spot, and I was ecstatic. I had never found my prostate before in my life, and now that I know what it's like, I'm absolutely in love with my Naughty Boy. He's a great toy for booty beginners." β€”Anonymous

    Get it from Babeland for $79.99.

    26. A bullet vibe featuring seven vibration patterns and a wireless remote, which is ideal for discreet fun.

    the purple silicone bullet vibe with remote
    Amazon

    Promising review: "Excellent product. Love the USB rechargeable capability. Great for taking on date night with the wife for some discreet fun. Comes with a carrying bag as well to prevented unwanted sightings while in the wife's purse or wherever!" β€”Mason M.

    Get it from Amazon for $39.96 (available in two colors).

    27. A rechargeable, double-sided strapless strap-on with two powerful motors that'll get you both off at the same time and put other strap-ons to shame.

    Love Honey

    Promising review: "This is one hella strong strapless. This is at least as strong as my palm power! I usually take a while to climax with vibes, but this is so strong! It really is very satisfying with two powerful motors. One in the 'bulb' and the other in the 'business' end. I have used both ends of this toy solo. Both are fantastic! I have used this with partners and had them screaming the house down in my kinky endeavors! And it stays in place. Yes really! It is not painful and too bulbous to 'install,' it slides in relatively easily and stays put. A very amazing toy." β€”Just One More Lezbian

    Get it from Love Honey for $99.99.

    28. And a secret Santa box filled with a surprise toy (or two, or three!) to gift yourself or the adventurous qt in your life.

    GODEMICHE / Via Etsy

    Some of the prospective toys are: a small type B butt plug, a medium Hercules fantasy silicone dildo, a 6-inch Adam dildo, and an Ambit dildo.

    Get it from GODEMICHE on Etsy for $9.74+ (available in three sizes, colors chosen at random).

    Opening a stocking full of sex toys like:

    Paramount Pictures / Via Giphy

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