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Note: While all of these awesome products claim to be waterproof, it's never a good idea to keep them underwater for a long period of time!
1.The Satisfyer Pro 2, an 11-setting wonder that uses air pulses to stimulate your clit without actually touching it, for an unbelievable feeling of suction that certainly doesn't suck.
4.The Lelo Sona Cruise, a sleek little toy guaranteed to become your clit's new BFF. It uses sonic pulse technology to stimulate your whole clitoris, even the internal parts, all at once. No offense, but your S.O.'s tongue could never.
5.A super affordable classic bullet vibe that's USB rechargeable and sure to get you charged up.
6.An amazingly affordable vibrating wand with a bendable neck that'll certainly give you more magic and bang for your buck than any wand sold at Ollivander's.
7.A USB-rechargeable vibrating cock ring with 12 speeds and a textured attachment for extra stimulation alone or with a partner. Yeah, you're gonna like it when you put a ring on it.
8.A slim G-spot vibe, which is not only waterproof itself, but might make you want to make your entire bed/couch/home waterproof — reviewers say it tends to bring on squirting orgasms.
11.The Lelo Mia 2, aka your ideal travel companion. It's quiet, can be charged without a cord, and is only slightly larger than a lipstick. Best of all? It won't try to talk to you during the flight when you're clearly trying to read.
12.A wearable textured vibe for when you feel like giving your partner (or yourself) the finger.
14.The Lelo Hugo, a super luxe prostate massager with a remote that can be used by yourself or by your partner who's super anal about being in control.
15.An LOL-worthy dual-motor shark vibrator that's more than just a pretty face. The internal part (his back fin) is ribbed to feel super realistic and has inflation settings so it can expand and contract as well as vibrate. It's sure to build up to an amazing climax, which may or may not make you sound something like the Jaws theme song.
16.The Girl's Best Friend by Sweet Vibrations, which basically does it all — one end provides the feeling of clitoral suction while the other works like a classic vibrator. If it doesn't become your best friend, it will certainly become your vagina's.
18.A slim, minimal massager that can be used when you're feeling frisky (it's perfectly curved for G-spot stimulation) or to soothe soreness and cramps when your vagina's got a case of the blahs.
19.A clever vibe designed with an ergonomic handle to help even beginners get a grip on great internal or external stimulation.
20.A vibrating strapless "strap-on" that'll allow folks with vaginas to pleasure themselves while penetrating a partner. It vibrates at both ends and the area around the wearer's clitoris is textured for double the fun.
21.And finally, the ultimate bathtub companion, the I Rub My Duckie, a vibrating take on an old favorite toy to help you rub-a-dub-dub one out. Even Ernie would be seriously shook.
Get ready to become awfully fond of these toys.
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