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Note: While all of these awesome products claim to be waterproof, it's never a good idea to keep them underwater for a long period of time!
1. The Satisfyer Pro 2, an 11-setting wonder that uses air pulses to stimulate your clit without actually touching it, for an unbelievable feeling of suction that certainly doesn't suck.
It comes with a magnetic USB cable for easy charging. Check out BuzzFeed's full write-up on the Satisfyer!
Promising review: "I do not say this lightly. You MUST, MUST, MUST buy this product. At first I wasn't sure what it was or how it worked. I thought it was one of those sonic face scrubbers and didn't know why my hubby would buy me one of those, but boy was I wrong and glad of it. The Satisfyer Pro 2: Next Generation is like nothing else you've ever tried. This isn't for penetration, but for stimulation. It's the BOMB!! It's also waterproof and what it does in water is such a different feeling than what it does out of water that it's like two toys in one. It will put you in a different dimension. I never review products on Amazon, but my sweet hubby bought this for me, it arrived today, we tried it, and I had to post this. It really is the BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD!" —ralph
Get it from Amazon for $40.69.
2. A sleek and flexible dual-stimulating vibe to bend to your every naughty whim.
Forget an S.O., this baby will be your partner for life — literally, because it comes with a lifetime warranty. Plus it has 10 settings, is USB rechargeable, and can last for over two hours on one charge.
Promising review: "Um hello? This badboy should be shipped to people with soundproofed walls! It's very quiet and powerful and beyond cute — you'll be the noisy one! What I love is that you can bend it to your exact liking — tip to the left, arm to the right, no the other right...absolute perfection. My other toys need to be dusted — this one rules for sure!!!" —Caroline
Get it from Amazon for $34.99 (available in two colors).
3. A unique, tongue-like vibe with tons of little nubs and ridges for amazing external stimulation.
It is USB rechargeable and has eight speeds!
Promising review: "This is my absolute favorite toy for clitoral stimulation! The vibration patterns are unique and amazing, bringing you to the most perfect crescendo. The material is soft and easy to clean. It’s been able to withstand several rounds in the shower with no trouble at all! This should be a permanent fixture in everyone’s collection." —Caitlin R. Dwyer
Get it from Amazon for $21.69 (available in two colors).
4. The Lelo Sona Cruise, a sleek little toy guaranteed to become your clit's new BFF. It uses sonic pulse technology to stimulate your whole clitoris, even the internal parts, all at once. No offense, but your S.O.'s tongue could never.
It charges via USB and has eight settings. It's also got a feature called "cruise control," which means it saves the last 20% of its power until it can tell that you're pressing it hard against you, so the motor will automatically stay as powerful even when things really heat up.
Promising review: "I personally love waterproof toys. Shower time often ends up being playtime for me as well, and so I ordered this really hoping that I had found a new toy to add to my shower arsenal. I was not disappointed. When I told my husband about it, he told me that I need to write a review with an exact quote of what I'd told him: 'If I ever use this outside of the shower, I will need to make sure that I have towel down.' Using it at the lowest setting, I was able to climax in less than two minutes. Normally when participating in self pleasure, I'm only able to achieve climax once, but with the Lelo Sona Cruise it was multiple times, to the point of gushing. If you like fast and hard and intense, then I highly recommend this toy." —Lynblue
Get the Sona Cruise for $73.55+ (available in three colors), or get the original Sona without the "cruise control" feature for $53.95 (available in three colors), both from Amazon.
5. A super affordable classic bullet vibe that's USB rechargeable and sure to get you charged up.
It's got three speeds and seven patterns!
Promising review: "I love this bullet. It's really easy to use, holds the charge really well (you could easily use it for a couple of hours without turning off), and super soft to touch. And the functions...oh, the functions! I love each one of them, so any user will love this powerful little bullet." —Susan
Get it from Walmart for $17.97.
6. An amazingly affordable vibrating wand with a bendable neck that'll certainly give you more magic and bang for your buck than any wand sold at Ollivander's.
It charges via USB and has 10 settings.
Promising review: "For the price, this seems to be very high quality. The packaging is extremely nice; it comes with its own velvet pouch, which I love! The wand is really pretty and the silicone is extremely soft. There’s plenty of vibration patterns on here and I can’t wait to explore them all. I’ve purchased a fair number of toys and I really feel like I scored big with this one." —Leah
Get it from Amazon for $14.99.
7. A USB-rechargeable vibrating cock ring with 12 speeds and a textured attachment for extra stimulation alone or with a partner. Yeah, you're gonna like it when you put a ring on it.
Even if you're not a person with a penis or with a partner with a penis, this guy can be fun. Loop it around your fave dildo to add clit stimulation.
Promising review: "This toy will definitely add some spice to your fun. The ring size is rather small, but stretches well and wasn't uncomfortable on my average-sized member. It really does a good job of keeping you extremely engorged and the vibrations are strong! I used it with my partner, and she really liked the positioning above my member where it rubbed against her during intercourse. The recharging port is 'closed' off by the rubber coating, which gives it a nice waterproof design. I hope it lasts a long time, as we really enjoyed our go with it." —Jam Master Jay
Get it from Amazon for $18.98+ (available in two colors).
8. A slim G-spot vibe, which is not only waterproof itself, but might make you want to make your entire bed/couch/home waterproof — reviewers say it tends to bring on squirting orgasms.
Instead of pushing a button, you twist the bottom to move between vibration speeds!
Promising review: "I absolutely, hands-down can’t recommend this highly enough for anyone! OMG, this hits the spot! It’s absolutely incredible to find such a great toy for such a low price, but honestly, this is the best G-spot stimulator money can buy! I didn’t know it was possible to squirt so much. It is unreal. Other toys just can’t compete with this one. If you're unsure as to whether to go for it or not, just do it, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to put down a waterproof sheet first!" —Gemstone
Get it from Lovehoney for $19.99 (also available in black and pink). Get the required AA batteries here.
9. The Sweet Vibrations Pixie, a compact clitoral massager with flexible arms to really hit the spot.
It's USB rechargeable, it has 10 settings, and it even comes with a lifetime warranty to always keep you ~satisfied~.
Promising review: "I love this cute little toy! It's a great travel companion; it fits in my toiletry bag and is super silent/discreet. It's now my favorite thing to bring on trips. My friend introduced me to the Sweet Vibrations brand and I LOVE all three toys I've purchased from them. The silicone is super soft and sleek, and they're waterproof and easy to clean. I love that this one has multiple pulse settings and patterns so it's fun to play with. I haven't used it with a partner yet, but I'm looking forward to breaking it out." —Anonymous in SF
Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in three colors).
10. An amazing triple function rabbit sure to have your whole body hopping for joy.
The part with the anal beads is easy to bend, so you can use the toy without inserting them if you're not feeling it. Each part can work a different kind of magic — the clitoral stimulating "ears" have three speeds and seven vibration patterns, the shaft has beads inside that can rotate at three speeds, and the anal beads can also vibrate.
Promising review: "I love rabbit toys, and have a few in my collection, but I thought I'd try this triple vibrator. My first thoughts were that it's smaller than my other rabbits and also that I loved the color and material. Other than a failed attempt at using a butt plug, I've never really tried anal play. To begin with, I used this as a standard rabbit and, boy, it was good! The jelly beads tickled my perineum whilst the ears sent me wild. I dread to think what the neighbors thought about the noise! Next, I decided to insert the beads. I found it quite tricky as they are very soft and flexible. However, I did succeed and again I disturbed the neighbors. The sensation of the anal beads with the rabbit ears and vibrator drove me wild!" —Wide-awake
Get it from Lovehoney for $39.99. Get the required AAA batteries here.
11. The Lelo Mia 2, aka your ideal travel companion. It's quiet, can be charged without a cord, and is only slightly larger than a lipstick. Best of all? It won't try to talk to you during the flight when you're clearly trying to read.
It's got six different vibration patterns!
Promising review: "We are an older couple and use this as a couples toy. As a guy, I actually prefer the Mia to our larger Lelo Gigi, since it's much easier to use on my wife while we're face-to-face kissing. Since it's just a bit larger than my fingers, smoothly contoured all the way around, and waterproof, I can use it like an extension of of my hand rather than as another limb. Although it works best as a clitoral vibrator, it is just long enough to reach in to the G-spot (although you might lose it in there once or twice, since it does get quite slippery). Since it's usable all the way around and has more power at one end than the other, you can create your own patterns just by flipping it. And as for the all-important partner, the Mrs. gives it a wholehearted thumbs up in both words and actions. It plugs into any USB port or phone charger, which is convenient. For travel, it looks like a stylish makeup applicator, so I imagine it won't become embarrassing at a bag check. And it's small, so it's not like taking another appliance along." —Petezny
Get it from Amazon for $63.59+ (available in three colors).
12. A wearable textured vibe for when you feel like giving your partner (or yourself) the finger.
It comes loaded with batteries so it's ready to use right away!
Promising review: "When this arrived, my wife immediately liked it. She sat in front of me and used the vibrator for two orgasms and then turned it on me. If I'd only known, I'd have bought one of these many years ago! We agree that it's good for women and men and it's very strong for a little vibrator. This really does the trick." —Anonymous
Get it from Adam & Eve for $19.95.
13. A pocket-sized oral sex stimulator sure to leave you tongue-tied.
It has three speeds and three patterns and is USB rechargeable.
Promising review: "This toy is small but mighty! I was quite shocked by how tiny it is, but it definitely doesn't skimp on sensations! I've tried this toy on every setting and I have to say there isn't a single one that I don't like! The first, slower setting mimics exactly the kind of oral I personally like, and is definitely one for those who like to take it slow and be teased. The faster continuous settings also feel amazing, especially when moving the toy ever so slightly from side to side. They definitely manage to bring me close to orgasm much quicker! However, the last couple of settings are personally my favorite, giving you a variety of sensations, both fast and slow. I found these settings to be the closest to real oral and they definitely brought me to several amazing orgasms! The trick with this is not to use too much pressure and to allow the tongues to gently flick across the clitoris. Less is definitely more with this toy! The silicone tongues are super soft and I didn't find them too difficult to clean, especially since it's waterproof! I can't wait to try this out in the shower! It's not too loud, even on the faster, more powerful settings, and it's whisper quiet on the slower ones. It's already up there with my favorite toys!" —Kitten25
Get it from Lovehoney for $49.99 (available in three colors).
14. The Lelo Hugo, a super luxe prostate massager with a remote that can be used by yourself or by your partner who's super anal about being in control.
But really, this thing is cool, no butts about it. It has eight settings, is USB-rechargeable, and has two motors for super powerful internal and external stimulation. The remote is amazingly high-tech — you can control it the usual way with buttons to adjust the settings, or you can set it to one of two SenseMotion settings, which allow you to increase the vibration just by moving the remote up and down or tilting it. Plus, the remote also vibrates so your partner knows exactly what's happening in your back door.
Promising review: "I have other toys that I use, but this is my first vibrating prostate massager. The first few times I tried it I wasn't in a good position, so it wasn't hitting the area right. But yesterday I took time to relax and get in the mood, and this thing was amazing once I found a good position. I can honestly say this is the only toy that has actually made me scream when I finished because it was so intense. I definitely recommend, but give it time to find how it will work best for you." —CrazyConri
Get it from Amazon for $159.05+ (available in two colors).
15. An LOL-worthy dual-motor shark vibrator that's more than just a pretty face. The internal part (his back fin) is ribbed to feel super realistic and has inflation settings so it can expand and contract as well as vibrate. It's sure to build up to an amazing climax, which may or may not make you sound something like the Jaws theme song.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uhhuhuhhuhuhuh!
This aquatic lad is USB rechargeable and has eight vibration settings and three pump settings. Sure, there are a ton of fish in the sea, but this is the one you want.
Get it from Emojibator for $89.
16. The Girl's Best Friend by Sweet Vibrations, which basically does it all — one end provides the feeling of clitoral suction while the other works like a classic vibrator. If it doesn't become your best friend, it will certainly become your vagina's.
Both the suction end and the vibrator have 20 modes, and you can control them separately to find your perfect combination. Plus, it's conveniently USB rechargeable.
Promising review: "I ordered this back in March and have been very satisfied with it. It does exactly what it's supposed to do. In May, the charger broke so I contacted the seller. Wow! I had a response in less than two minutes. This product has a lifetime guarantee and they replaced the product within two days. They even emailed me to make sure I received the package. This is what customer service should be. I wish other companies had half the customer service this seller does. I was beyond impressed." —A_Jones25
Get it from Amazon for $49.95 (available in three colors).
17. A vibrating butt plug sure to leave you assking for more.
It ~comes~ with a vibrating bullet inside that's removable, so you can swap it for a fave vibe you already have (though it won't be waterproof if the vibe you put in isn't).
Get it from Babeland for $34.
18. A slim, minimal massager that can be used when you're feeling frisky (it's perfectly curved for G-spot stimulation) or to soothe soreness and cramps when your vagina's got a case of the blahs.
It's got seven different vibration modes.
Promising review: "Price A+. Functionality A+. Design A+. Waterproof A+. I get major cramps all the time, even not on my period. I always wished something like this existed — not quite a vibrator, but a massager for the inside of my vagina. It’s finally here and it’s amazing." —Annie
Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $39.
19. A clever vibe designed with an ergonomic handle to help even beginners get a grip on great internal or external stimulation.
The flexible, slim bulb on the end is insertable, and the wide part by the handle also vibrates has little nubs to stimulate the entire vulva. It charges via USB and has three speeds and two patterns.
Get it from Babeland for $119.
20. A vibrating strapless "strap-on" that'll allow folks with vaginas to pleasure themselves while penetrating a partner. It vibrates at both ends and the area around the wearer's clitoris is textured for double the fun.
It has nine modes and charges via USB.
Get it from Adam & Eve for $79.95.
21. And finally, the ultimate bathtub companion, the I Rub My Duckie, a vibrating take on an old favorite toy to help you rub-a-dub-dub one out. Even Ernie would be seriously shook.
This little cutie's got three vibration modes.
Promising review: "This is my favorite toy by far (and I have plenty). It's my most-used vibrator and it's always on my nightstand. The best things about it are the many different ways you can use it and the different vibrations and feelings it provides (the beak on your clit, the head in your vagina, the flat belly resting on your lips, and many MORE!). It's definitely worth it, whether it's your first toy or you're just adding to your collection." — Anonymous
Get it from Babeland for $33.
Get ready to become awfully fond of these toys.
The reviews used in this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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