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1. A customer-favorite wand vibrator that packs a serious punch despite its compact size — use one of its 20 settings to hitch a ride to O-town.
2. A bullet vibrator so sleek and compact you'll want to take it with you everywhere you go (and tbh, there's no reason you shouldn't).
3. A best-selling vibrating cock ring that's quiet and waterproof, for solo or couples' play rain or shine.
4. A beautiful blown-glass dildo, which could easily pass for an expensive piece of art.
5. An intense remote-control vibe that'll have you on the eggspress train to Climax Town in no time flat.
6. An all-in-one cock ring, anal bead set, bullet vibrator, and soft clitoral brusher, because yes, you can have it all.
7. A best-selling "Booty Boot Camp" training kit, a set of three silicone plugs that let you start small and work your way up 'til you ~finish~ big.
8. This 9-inch rabbit vibrator with seven different settings, because it knows there isn't a one-speed-fits-all when it comes to the big O.
9. A small but mighty vibe that's waterproof and will make for tons of discreet fun as it brings ~fingering~ to the next level.
10. A G-spot vibrator with a twist base for multiple speeds, to take you from 0 to 100 orgasms before you can say the word "squirt."
11. A 10-speed bullet vibe that proves multiple orgasms really do come in small packages.
12. A dual-action vibe, for clitoral, G-spot, anal, and balls or perineum stimulation — a true Renaissance toy.
13. A vibrating ring that's about to become your new favorite piece of bling — for the fraction of a price of some boring ol' hunk of metal.
14. A satin blindfold to heighten your experiences (and also double as a comfy sleep mask if you're in the market for one).
15. This two-pronged plug that softly, intensely flares open upon insertion.
16. This double-bulb prism glass plug, which can be used for fun in the back or the front.
17. A sleek little bullet vibe with seven vibration options and a battery life that lasts for two hours — in case multiple orgasms are on your agenda for the day.
18. A pack of five silicone cock rings to keep you going stronger for longer.
19. A pair of adjustable, lightweight wrist or ankle cuffs that can be used in any way you desire.
20. Nipple clamps, because they want in on the fun too.
21. The — wait for it — Ass-gasm, a cock ring and anal plug-in-one that *tugs* with every thrust or stroke.
22. An ergonomically designed, waterproof G-spot vibe that's "whisper-quiet" — so you won't have to worry about letting anyone else in on your party of one.
23. An amazing clear, hollow plug that leaves you open (literally) to tons of possibilities — there's plenty of room to insert fingers or other toys through it.
24. And a top-rated antibacterial toy cleaner, because hygiene is just as important as climaxing, my friends.
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