12 Disney Movies Ranked By Sexiness
Don’t pretend like you didn’t fantasize about Gaston’s meaty biceps wrapped around your body.
Don’t pretend like you didn’t fantasize about Gaston’s meaty biceps wrapped around your body.
Being bad never looked so good.
Plot holes, plot holes everywhere. Sometimes when you revisit a classic movie from your childhood, the glaring inconsistencies really start to get to you.
Someday my prince will come: Let’s hope he’s not one of the lame ones.
With the R-rated Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters now in theaters, let’s take a look at other fairy tales that have gotten a more adult cinematic treatment.
If Disney characters were real, they wouldn’t be singing in English. Here are 10 classic songs as they were meant to be heard — maybe.
There’s no need to imagine Whoopi as Belle because IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED today on The View. There are no words.
Star Wars meets Beauty and the Beast.
There must be more than this old hood rat life. This is a far cry from the south of France
Fairy tales are the new vampire. With two networks developing “Beauty and the Beast” retreads, we wonder how other channels would pitch this tale as old as time.
Because rendering Disney gold in three dimensions is far more profitable than new ideas. And these are just the four they’ve announced. I’m sure the dollar signs are lighting up their Scrooge McDuck eyes.
I know this is a stretch, but what if Beauty and the Beast was a little gayer? That’s what you get with this hilarious redub of “Bonjour.” (via bestweekever.tv) Watch Video ›
Kids getting smothered at Disney World. This might provide some sort of insight into the relationship he had with Beauty. (via bunnyfood.tumblr.com) View Image ›
Dear Samwise Gamgee, you were the real hero. Inspired by the creator of Letters To Dead People comes the latest take on beloved/loathed fictional characters. View List ›
Am I turned on or disturbed? Wait, haven’t we been here before? (Link NSFW) J. Scott Campbell returns to make us all uncomfortably attracted to ink and paint. View List ›
The latest installment of Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream series, with Olivia Wilde as the Evil Queen and Alec Baldwin as the Magic Mirror. Imagine seeing that Alec Baldwin face peering through your window at night. View List ›
A Thai shot-for-shot Beauty and the Beast ripoff just came out for Blu-Ray. It’s like a nightmare alternate reality version of the Disney version. (More info.) Watch Video ›
The same people who brought you Ariel’s Advice For Young Girls are back with more. This time the advice comes from Belle, who wants you to know that, “beauty is in the eye of the beholder…as long as the woman is really good looking.” Watch Video ›
Redditor glasnostic snapped this shot of her friend and her cat on her wedding day, catching her furry friend a little off guard. It just me or does this cat bare a striking resemblance to Dwight Schrute? View Image ›