This whole selection is so good, I'm just gonna close my eyes, hit "add to cart," and see what the Nordstrom gods want me to own.
It's time to make your living room a place you'll truly love living in.
These shoes are unde-feet-able.
Time to make the great outdoors even greater.
These mother-fudging products are so flippin' crude you're sure to poop your heckin' pants laughing.
A dream is a wish your heart makes and *my* heart is wishing for every one of these dreamy things.
Under-where have these been all my life?
Why yes, I would like all of these. Thank you very much.
Suburbia looks better and better every time I pay my rent.
Sure, I could put my foot down and tell myself I can only get *one* pair but we all know that's not gonna work.
Sure, age is just a number... but it's still doing a number on me.
"Ring ring ring" – your jewelry box just called; it said go ahead and get all of these.
Fizzy cleaning tablets, wood polish, a dog raincoat, and 42 other products that are worth way more than their price tag.
Because doing laundry is a lot like playing cards, except it's no fun and you have to ~fold~ every single time.
31 Silly Purchases That'll Probably Cause People To Give You More Compliments Than You Know What To Do With
When life hands you a human-sized wristwatch, you should probably just go ahead and take it.
Adorable pictures books available in both English and Spanish? Sorry, I can't hang out this weekend. I'm completely ~booked~.
Let's be real, they aren't even trying to keep it a secret.
I'm gonna be "financially responsible" for Halloween.
A washable door handle cover, punching bag laundry hamper, cupholder trashcan, and 28 other products that'll help solve everyday (and not so everyday) problems.