Thank god for spellcheck.
"Night cheese" is not an acceptable answer. Sorry!
No cheating or you'll get struck by lightning!
*wonders what that stethoscope do*
Remember all the amazing snacks you ate as a kid?
You can't blame millennials for everything.
Why aren't these everywhere???
Up, up, and away!
"If you think I joined the US Navy so NFL football players can kneel in protest of racial injustice, you would be correct."
Frozen coffee cubes for iced coffee = genius.
Why doesn't every restaurant have these things?!
Public bathrooms don't have to be awful.
"Isn’t it wild how people who ghosted you still watch every single one of your Instagram stories?"
All of us: “Spring, you still coming?” Spring: “Who all over there?”
They get off at 3 every day.
These teachers didn't know whether to laugh or quit their jobs.