"Bacteria when you don’t finish your antibiotic prescription all the way thru."

Jon-Michael Poff • 5 hours ago

Van adelantados años luz.

Jon-Michael Poff • 4 days ago

"I couldn’t ask for a better partner in life."

Jon-Michael Poff • 5 days ago

*skates over to take your order*

Jon-Michael Poff • 6 days ago

„Ich habe mich etwa drei Monate lang täglich in sein Account eingeloggt und eingestellt, dass er beim nächsten Login sein Passwort ändern müsse."

Jon-Michael Poff • 7 days ago

Mehr davon!

Jon-Michael Poff • 8 days ago

"What my food sees when I check on them in the oven."

Jon-Michael Poff • 8 days ago

So many questions, so few answers.

Jon-Michael Poff • 9 days ago

Pure genius.

Jon-Michael Poff • 9 days ago

"How come teenagers have so much time in the morning in movies? They'll literally go for breakfast or track down a dead body before class."

Jon-Michael Poff • 10 days ago

"It's just a phase."

Jon-Michael Poff • 10 days ago

"My determination to impress them overtook the part of my brain that deals with logic, and I severely miscalculated the jump."

Jon-Michael Poff • 11 days ago

見ているだけで寒気がする…。

Jon-Michael Poff • 18 days ago

"Some of y’all never converted YouTube music videos to mp3 files and it shows."

Jon-Michael Poff • 18 days ago

Ah, pero el calentamiento global no existe, ¿no?

Jon-Michael Poff • 19 days ago

Even antifreeze is freezing.

Jon-Michael Poff • 19 days ago

"Some of you were never the third friend that had to walk behind when the sidewalk is too narrow and it shows."

Jon-Michael Poff • 20 days ago

"Why do men in movies always dramatically chop wood when they're frustrated??"

Jon-Michael Poff • 22 days ago

These Los Angeles teachers need to chill.

Jon-Michael Poff • 23 days ago

"Hi, I'm a mom. You might know me from some of my Greatest Hits like, 'I thought your game was cancelled.'"

Jon-Michael Poff • 28 days ago