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Jon-Michael Poff • 16 hours ago

How are these real?

Jon-Michael Poff • 3 days ago

Trick or treat!

Jon-Michael Poff • 5 days ago

"Dave, wherever you are I still think of you."

Jon-Michael Poff • 9 days ago

"American cheese will never die. It has too many preservatives."

Jon-Michael Poff • 11 days ago

There's no guacamole on the menu — but there is avo smash.

Jon-Michael Poff • 11 days ago

"You're too smart to be a teacher. You should be a lawyer or doctor or something!"

Jon-Michael Poff • 17 days ago

"Professor whats his nuts."

Jon-Michael Poff • 18 days ago

"I’m telling FAFSA you just purchased your EDC tickets."

Jon-Michael Poff • 20 days ago

SMDH.

Jon-Michael Poff • 21 days ago

"Everyone hates millennials until it’s time to convert a PDF into a Word document."

Jon-Michael Poff • 21 days ago

Finally, sweater weather!

Jon-Michael Poff • 23 days ago

App-ly yourself.

Jon-Michael Poff • 24 days ago

Are you a ~homebody~?

Jon-Michael Poff • 26 days ago

♫ Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill. ♫

Jon-Michael Poff • 26 days ago

Eat Jessica's Family.

Jon-Michael Poff • 28 days ago

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Jon-Michael Poff • One month ago

"You can unfollow me, but you can never get back those brain cells you lost from reading my tweets, bitch."

Jon-Michael Poff • One month ago

"Retail is hell, but food...now that's hell x 100."

Jon-Michael Poff • One month ago

"Submitting my DNA to 23 and Me just in case World War III really breaks out."

Jon-Michael Poff • One month ago