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Pete Wentz
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Image: Pete Wentz = Still Lame
Pete Wentz designed some clothes that other people made for him. Then after they were finished showing them to the Simpsons and the former members of O-Town, he was *wheeled down the runway* in a straight jacket and Jason mask. Cool!
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Video: The Death of Emo Hair :(
Mark Hoppus of Blink 182 shaves Pete Wentz's hair on stage at Madison Square Garden, proclaiming the death of the Emo Haircut. No more greasy sideswipe! I guess it's better to get rid of it now before it inevitably becomes Neil Hamburger hair.
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Image: Pete Wentz's Pants Assistant
Either this guy is a ballsy pickpocket or he just has a really awful, demeaning job.
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Video: Pete Wentz Swigs His Own Piss
While this may be a poorly disguised attempt at achieving viral infamy, we're nevertheless floored by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz agreement to a “prank” in which he ends up drinking his own urine. If only the real prank were that he didn't actually father a kid. There isn't enough money in the world to save poor Bronx Mowgli from a dad so humiliating, he swigs pee and wears Clockwork Orange eye make-up for attention.
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Ashlee Simpson Pregnant
Celebrity Buzz Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirmed that they are, in fact, expecting a baby. The couple, who were married only a few weeks ago, say they were waiting to break the news once Ashlee safely passed through her first trimester. 23-year-old Simpsn will be taking Wentz’s name privately, and going by Ashlee Simpson-Wentz “professionally”.
