Dave Stopera has received xxx Ew badges on Mar 09! That's grosser than a three-man lemon party, but not quite as gross as your standard Goatse scenario. Oh, hey, why not Google both of those things? Great idea.
Dave Stopera received a "Fail" badge on Sep 15 because their post was full of fail. Like, I mean, the post itself was good. Great even. But the content was, like, kind of "faily." You know? Yeah, I don't really know either.
Dave Stopera received an "LOL" badge on Sep 15 because their post made people laugh. Out loud. Not literally. Why do we say LOL when we don't mean it? That's one for the philosophers, I guess. Anyway, point being, their post was funny. That should have been a way easier point to make than it was.
Dave Stopera received a "Win" badge on Sep 15 because of how goddamn awesome their post was. Somebody call the Awesome Police, because this post was effing awesome. I totally just ruined that, didn't I?
Dave Stopera received a Classic badge on Sep 15 because everyone was like, "Old!" but, like, it also did really well and got shared a bunch and was totally worth posting and what I am saying is, why does everyone get their panties in such a big old bunch when they see something on the Internet that they maybe have seen before instead of just being like, "Oh, I have seen this thing before. No big deal."? Not everyone has seen that thing you saw, dude. A lot of people really appreciated being made aware of this thing and shared it with their friends, which is why it earned a badge in the first place. Whoa, that turned into kind of a rant. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway ....
Dave Stopera earned an "Awwwww" badge on May 18 because they shared something with the group that was VERY VERY CUTE. Like possibly even dangerously cute. Actually, seriously - be careful with all that cute you're just throwing around, Dave Stopera. You could hurt somebody.