If you just had yourself the absolute worst week, just remember...
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The person who learned a very valuable lesson that day:
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The person who has to hope that little scratch will buff out:
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The person who will never, ever forgive the birds who did this:
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The person whose dad is very happy with them, I'm sure:
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The person who straight up got goop all over their car:
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The person whose master plan was bested by a squirrel:
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The person who's about to find out just how barefoot a vacation can be:
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The person whose sandwich went on the ride of a lifetime:
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The person who shall never leave their home:
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The person whose phone will permanently be taking pictures from Candy Land:
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The person who must immediately vacate the premises:
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The person who watched their dreams get smashed right before their eyes:
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The person whose trash committed some, frankly, trash behavior:
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The person who's going to have to do that intense lean forward reserved only for 4th quarters of close basketball games the entire movie:
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The person who got a little extra iron in their soup:
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The person whose headphones just got squeaky clean:
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The person who loves their dentist very much, I'm sure:
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The person who experienced true noodle tragedy:
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And the person with the hardest ice cream this side of the mighty Missipp:
