"Just logged an edible on MyFitnessPal."

Lara Parker • One day ago

"Shut up I'm about to teach math."

Lara Parker • 12 days ago

I've had chronic pain for over a decade now, and nothing has helped me as much as CBD has.

Lara Parker • 17 days ago

WE MADE THE TWITTER FAMOUS BANANA BREAD!!

Lara Parker • 26 days ago

"You'll regret it."

Lara Parker • One month ago

Pumpkin spice meat is my least favorite kind of meat.

Lara Parker • One month ago

Don't look at me while I'm pooping.

Pablo Valdivia • One month ago

"I can and I fucking will."

Lara Parker • One month ago

She literally holds the record for the most Grand Slam wins by a tennis player in the Open Era.

Crystal Ro • One month ago

Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz from Vanderpump Rules say their new restaurant aims to raise the bar in bar food.

Lara Parker • 2 months ago

Simpler times with bangin' bops.

Lara Parker • 3 months ago

It's about damn time.

Lara Parker • 3 months ago

"Did you eat ALL of the leftovers?"

Crystal Ro • 3 months ago

"Blasting music at Walmart lmao."

Lara Parker • 4 months ago

A cake that says "You're dead to us" is true friendship.

Pablo Valdivia • 4 months ago

"What if J.R. Smith saw 14 million possible outcomes and this is the only way the Cavs win this series?"

Christopher Hudspeth • 4 months ago

*Silences phone that's already on silent*

Pablo Valdivia • 4 months ago

It's about damn time.

Lara Parker • 4 months ago

*starts typing a novel*

Lara Parker • 5 months ago