AWESOME! Large Woman Washes Up On Beach
We'll never know how she got out of her natural habitat, but these kids try to pull this beached woman to safety to get her back to Dr. Phil and potato chips before she dies of deprivation.
20 Best Obama Memes From The Osama Drama
The shoemaker Internet elves have been pulling triple shifts this weekend. Everyone knows the importance of an event is directional proportionate to the number of funny captioned images created.
Top 20 Conspiracy Theories That Have Already Sprung Up Around President Obama's Birth Certificate
Well, that didn't take long. All of the purported inconsistencies and mysterious anomalies with President Obama's long form birth certificate. And this is only within the first few hours of the document's release. Give the Birthers a few days to come up with some really juicy stuff. Between this and the conspiracy theories about Osama bin Laden's death, they're going to be very busy.
Duckling Terrifies Dog
Oh God! Oh God! Get it away! WTF is that thing!?
Video Of St. Louis Airport Tornado
A tornado hit the Lambert-St. Louis International Airport -- here's security camera footage of what it looked like inside the concourse.
The Best Recipes For Cake In A Jar
Why have cake in a jar, you ask? Because it's awesome! This cake is not a lie, so I'd advise you to stop drooling and start baking now!
Baby Penguin Being Tickled
Ever wondered how a penguin sounds when you tickle it? Then you have to see this ticklish little fella!
45 McDonald's Items Not Available In The U.S. That Should Be
A whole smorgasbord of menu items available at McDonald's restaurants abroad that we in the United States can only salivate over from afar. Those creeps at McDonald's International are holding out on us.
Bitter Borders Compilation
At least it's justified bitterness manifesting in the form of some awesome passive aggression. Since filing for bankruptcy, Borders Books has been shutting down stores like they're going out of business style. Not all the employees are taking it well. But when you've got nothing to lose, humor and irony reign supreme.
20 Insanely Creative Bookshelves
If you're tired of simply stacking your books along your windowsill, maybe it's time to take a more creative approach. Here are some bookcases that might just be more exciting than the books themselves!
Cat Plays With Dolphin
What happens if a curious cat meets a playful dolphin? Only YouTube has the answer.
15 Hilarious Eyebrow Fails
From illustration-like eybrow pencil abuse, to eyebrow tattoos. If the eyes are the windows to the soul, these eyebrows are the soul's aluminum siding.
Hilarious Drunk Girl At Cubs Opening Day
Going to be honest here… she may be ugly as hell with a snaggle tooth but I fucking love this chick. (More on Giggity Greg)
Mesmerizing Japanese Cellphone Ad
This beautiful ad was done by Drill Inc, a Japanese advertising agency, and it features a wooden ball rolling down the homemade marimba in the midst of Kyushu, Japan’s woodlands. Simply awesome.
New Stills From Breaking Dawn Sex Scene
Unless this ends with a call to the fire department, a la A Christmas Story, to remove his popsicle-like penis from inside her, I'm not interested. But I know a lot of you are. So here. Happy? [Update: We got a takedown notice and removed the images. But they were creepy!]
35 Breathtaking Aerial Photographs
A bird's eye view of the world. If bird's were tourists...with cameras...and little fanny packs. Yann Arthus Bertrand is famous in the photography world for his stunning aerial photography and it's easy to see why.
Twin Babies Have A Conversation
Somebody subtitle this, please. Thanks! (ED. NOTE: Your wish is our command. Here it is, in subtitled glory.)
The 20 Best Cat Towers
Is there such a thing as spoiling your cat too much? Seriously, is there?
Same Ol' Tiger
A leopard may change his spots, but once a Tiger, always a Tiger.
Baby Elephants Playing in a Kiddie Pool
The most adorable 600lb babies you will ever see. (Via)
Guilty Dog!
Someone helped themselves to the cat treats while their owner was out! Let's see, who could it have been?...
Baby Unsure Of Mom Blowing Her Nose
He can't decide if it's terrifying or hilarious.
Staring At Breasts Makes You Healthier
Science, baby.
"Up" House Recreated In Real Life
On Saturday morning, March 5, at dawn, National Geographic Channel and a team of scientists, engineers & two world-class balloon pilots successfully launched a 16' X 16' house 18' tall with 300 8' colored weather balloons from a private airfield east of Los Angeles, and set a new world record for the largest balloon cluster flight ever attempted.
Cats With Thumbs
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.
Baby Laughing Hysterically At Ripping Paper
He's not laughing at the paper; he's probably laughing at how much the cell phone bill is on the paper.
Animals About To Sneeze
If you've ever had the pleasure of seeing an animal about to sneeze, you know that each one has a particular face they make beforehand. Whether that face involves one eye closed or both, mouth open or teeth bared, I scoured the Internet so that you too can partake in this important medium of photography.
30 Catastrophic Russian Wedding Photos
When bad taste and bad Photoshop meet eternal love. (Via.)
Kittens In Bowls
Why are non-Japanese countries even allowed to do game shows at all?
Old Dude Gets Pantsed By Naughty Little Monkeys (NSFW)
These monkeys be would great at airport security.They seem to have the art of strip searching down pat.
Hot Girls With Hulk Hands [NSFW]
These Hulks could smash me any day. Seeing that typed out, I now realize how little sense it makes. Sorry.
Pikachu Kitty!
Love or hate Pokemon, this is astoundingly adorable.
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger
Honey badgers are not only nasty asses. They're also BAD asses.
Slow Motion Chipmunk
Chipmunks normally look like furry little blurs to me. It's about time someone slowed down some footage so I can properly appreciate how cute these guys are.
Top 10 Crazy Texts From Parents
Laughing at the expense of your parents’ text messages. (via CRAZYTHINGSPARENTSTEXT.com)
Fox News Doesn't Know Where Egypt Is
Or maybe they are trying to say Egypt is the new Iraq?
The 10 Canine Commandments
Try to make it through without getting a lump in your throat. (Originally by The Dog Listener.)
15 WTF Frozen Foods
You thought the Digiorno's Cookie+Pizza combo was bad? Check out these other frozen aisle misfires. (Via)
The Ultimate Collection Of Bad Michele Bachmann Quotes
31 of Michele Bachmann's greatest hits. Enjoy.
If Best Picture Movie Posters Told The Truth
It happens all the time: a movie with a badass poster turns out to be boring as hell. Shouldn't there be some sort of law against misleading advertising like that? The Shiznit has decoded the truth behind some of this year's Oscar-nominated films. Check out their site for many more.
Top 25 Ingredients in Taco Bell's 'Beef'
A law firm in Alabama is suing Taco Bell for false advertising, charging that what the fast food giant calls "beef" contains only 36% actual cow flesh. Here's what makes up the other 64% of the meat-esque substance dripping from your chalupa. This list is based on an official ingredient label obtained by Gizmodo.
15 Amazon Products With Amazing User Reviews
A collection of the most unhelpful "helpful reviews" for mostly inane products sold on Amazon.com. I'm starting to think that people don't take the product reviews very seriously.
A Dog Takes Its Loyalty to the Grave in Brazil
A dog, "Leao", sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the week's catastrophic landslides in Brazil.
The Tiniest Polar Bear
He's so beautiful!
Sarah Palin Is Feeling Unjustly Blamed ...
She's not the only one.
12 Things That Do Not Need Sweaters
And yet look undeniably cute in them. Check out all the crazy things that people have knitted sweaters for.
The Happiest Penguin Ever
If only all the socially awkward penguins out there could be as happy and carefree as this little guy.
Anatomically Correct Vagina Cupcake [NSFW]
The world's most anatomically correct vagina cupcake, in case you're looking for one.
Cat Wears Bunny Ears
Like a champ.
Shoplift Like a Boss [NSFW]
An interesting way to go about snatching chicken. Don't try this one at home.
70 Parents for Santa's Naughty List.
Some of these deserve a little more punishment than a lump of coal in their stocking.
I Just Had Sex (feat Akon)
The Lonely Island guys are back (with Akon) with their ode to doin' it.
The Night Before Christmas, As Told By Cats
Happy Catmus to all, and to all a good night! (Via.)
Incredible Wizard of Oz Medley
Every year, Hope College hosts Nykerk Night, a singing competition between freshmen and sophomore women. For the latest song battle, the Class of 2013 put on a really impressive Wizard of Oz medley. Does anyone know where they're pulling those props from?
The 17 Best "Invisible" Cat Pictures
A well-known fact: Cats are amazing mimes. All images via I Can Has Cheezburger.com unless stated otherwise.
Why is Cash4Gold Being So Mean to Mr. Haberny?
All of his requests sounded so reasonable.
Cats Celebrating Hanukkah
Hanukkah starts today at sundown, and these kitties are ready for eight crazy nights filled with presents, and potato latkes! (Via.)
The Very Best Font And Typography Humor
Please feel free to add your own, if you're into that type of thing. Zing! (WARNING: Do not click if you don't enjoy dumb jokes about fonts and stuff.)
Girl On Drugs At The Pool
Whatever is in that water, I don't want any part of it!
Pattycake Cats Translated
I mean, this is pretty much what we assumed they were saying, but it's nice to have another excuse to watch this masterpiece of a cat video.
Epic Street Fight Between Cats and Crows
Cat vs. Crows... vs. cat.
TSA Bumper Stickers
A collection of TSA bumper stickers for your approval. I also wanted one that read: "TSA: The most action you'll get all year".
The Most White Trash Family Photo Ever Taken
Taken at “Crüe Fest” a couple years ago in St. Louis. They are all there…the juggalo, the wrestling fan, the pot smoking father and the consistently pregnant wife. Welcome to America? Nah, not quite…..just welcome to a Motley Crüe concert.
Kitty Pilgrims
The turkey's in the oven, the cranberry sauce is out of the can, and these cats in their little hats are ready to celebrate with a purrfect Thanksgiving feast! (Via.)
The Angry Birds Peace Summit
The angry birds meet with a mediator to hash our their differences with the dastardly pigs.
Barbara Bush On Sarah Palin
Preach it, Babs.
Otters Are The New Cats
Here's eight reasons why.
Bizarre Towel Commercial
I can't even believe this commercial exists. What were they thinking?
A Proud Moment
When you see It, your mind will be blown.
Make Your Own Four Loko Homebrew
We were devastated when we heard that Four Loko was banned in New York, so we came up with our own recipe. Enjoy! (BuzzFeed is not liable for any injury, illness, or death associated with this Four Loko homebrew recipe.)
Badass Cat Vs. Gator
A crazy cat takes on a gator and wins. I wish my cat was this badass. via
A Really Useful Dog
This dog is way beyond sit, shake, and roll over.
A box TOO small for Maru?
Internet sensation feline Maru is notorious for squeezing into small boxes. But is there a box too small for Maru? Maru's owner tests out that theory.
The World According to Stereotypes
Click for larger image. Sure it's not politically correct, but you still laughed.
50 Pictures of Chipmunks Stuffing Food Into Their Mouths
This is nuts!
Amazing Middle School Football Trick Play
This has got to be the absolute coolest way to score a touchdown.
Don Draper Says "What?"
This video editor feels that "Don Draper uses the word "what" as Van Gogh used color or Beethoven used sound."
Star Wars Rear Window Sticker
It'd be 150% cooler on a Ford Falcon. Just sayin'.
Alpacas with Post Punk Hair
I don't know, I've just been really obsessed with alpacas lately.
Red Shirt Guy Asks The Nerdiest Question Ever
You nerds probably all know the answer to this question. Like, you probably have been wondering the same thing yourself, but you were too afraid to ask a panel of World of Warcraft game designers. Red Shirt Guy just showed you all up.
Husband Snaps On Abortion Protesters
He and his 16-weeks-pregnant wife went to a women's clinic in Brookline, Mass. for an abortion after discovering that their baby had a congenital deformity with no chance for survival. On their way in, they were confronted by images of dismembered fetuses and two women yelling, "You're killing your unborn baby!" Enraged, Gouveia decided to confront the protesters while his wife was in surgery, and he caught the whole interaction on his cellphone.
Catty Cake
Cute cats are playing patty cake or Wing Chun Sticky hands.
14 Fast Food Items Not Available In The U.S. That Should Be
Burger King recently released a Nacho Whopper...in the Netherlands. It's not available stateside. The amount of sense this makes is in the Bret Easton Ellis realm, because it's less than zero. The Nacho Whopper would clog U.S. drive thrus faster than it would clog U.S. blood holes (science lingo). Here are a bunch of fast foods only available abroad which need to emigrate to my mouth.
Sleeping Puppy Noises
Plus a human-dressed-up-as-a-puppy doll, for God's sake.
13 Vintage Ads That Would Be Banned Today
When you see these vintage ads, you'll realize that Don Draper isn't so bad after all. Real Mad Men was way more racist, misogynist, and pedophile oriented. ( Via ).
This Puppy's Cuteness Will Kill You
Aaaaand you're dead.
Jersey Shore's Snooki On South Park!
Finally! Last Night South Park made fun of Jersey Shore including nasty Snooki! This is straight up hilarious!
Fort Worth City Councilman's 'It Gets Better' Speech
Joel Burns breaks down during a speech to the Fort Worth City Council.
10 Cats Actually Saying "Om Nom Nom Nom" While Eating
Apparently it's a common occurrence. It's their way of telling you to get the hell away from their food.
Sesame Street Spoofs Old Spice Guy
Grover implores you to learn the word "on" so you too can smell like a monster.
So You Dropped Your Food On The Floor: Do You Eat it?
Sometimes the five second rule can be a little ambiguous depending upon “where it lands”. So here’s a chart to help you determine whether that last scrumptious bite can be salvaged.
Kitten Falls Asleep In A Teacup
There are actually two videos of this event. Make sure you catch them both. (That is a lovely blue on that wall!)
The History Of Rap (With JT And Jimmy Fallon)
Just two white guys rapping.
The English Language In 24 Accents
This is essentially mesmerizing.
22 Pictures of Flying Dogs
Size doesn't matter. Big or small, these dogs catch some sick air!
35 Kit Kat Varieties From Around The World
Break me off a piece of that. [Ed. note: I highly recommend the tea-flavored Kit Kat and the wasabi Kit Kat, if you're ever in Japan.]
Inappropriately Slutty Halloween Costumes
Hide your children! Sexy Mrs. Potato Head is on the loose.
Sand Cat Kittens
A litter of adorable Sand Cat Kittens recently debuted at The Parken Zoo in Sweden. BRB, buying a plane ticket. (Via)
Kitten Massage Therapy
One Swedish Kitten Massage, coming right up! (Via.)
X-Factor Reject Abbey Johnstone Goes Topless for Tabloid [NSFW]
The girl who punched her friend in the face during an audition for X-Factor appears topless for Sunday Sport. Your move, Cher Lloyd. (Via)