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zombieianbrooks

I'm not really a zombie, but I play one on TV (and in the bedroom) Check more of me out: ianbrooks.me

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    zombieianbrooks commented on The 24 Most Pretentious Things Ever

    There's nothing pretentious about any beard, anywhere, at any time. It's the multiple scarves that make the person pretentious. The beards are innocent.

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    zombieianbrooks commented on The 24 Most Pretentious Things Ever

    True pretentiousness is pretending that David Bowie is pretentious

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    zombieianbrooks commented on 20 Young People Who Believe Marriage Should Be Between One Man And One Woman

    People really need to drop the whole broken "it's just their opinion" record, because nobody has to respect your opinion if it's hateful or helping to diminish the rights of others. Anymore than we dont have to respect the opinions of murderers or rapists, society has no obligation… 

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    zombieianbrooks commented on 20 Young People Who Believe Marriage Should Be Between One Man And One Woman

    My opinion is it's okay to murder people with kitchen utensils. Since that cant be wrong, I'll be citing your quote at my arraignment, thanks!

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    zombieianbrooks commented on At CPAC, The Marriage Fight Is Over

    This strikes me as the "let's tolerate other people's viewpoints, including racism and bigotry" argument. Schools really did a disservice to children by teaching them "everybody has an opinion and there's nothing wrong with that" because yes, yes in fact being a bigot… 

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    zombieianbrooks commented on The Ultimate Regional Vocabulary Throwdown

    One time I said "pop" in front of somebody and they laughed and called it "quaint". That's pretty much how I decide you're a shit person to be around because who gives the slightest fuck?

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    zombieianbrooks commented on 20 Things Lesbians Are Tired Of Hearing

    #8 and #20's actual website: much better way to credit content creators

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    zombieianbrooks commented on Rihanna Is Being Compared To Princess Diana Now

    I can't believe that *anyone* would think being compared to Diana would be a compliment, but apparently Rihanna and everyone reading this article does. I dont read the Times and neither should anyone, really, but this is Trolling Master Level.

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    zombieianbrooks commented on The Whitney Cummings Talk Show Has Been Canceled

    It seems fitting that the only show of hers that is doing well is the one she's not in.

    7 years ago

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    zombieianbrooks commented on Watch Chris Brown Be The Absolute Worst Person At The Grammys

    You know, I think Chris Brown is infectious human waste, but you guys sure do come up with some weird reasons to hate him. I always thought: "beating a woman to near-death and being an all around piss-poor human being" was more than enough

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