How Best To Organize Your Cats
The Daily Tail came up with some great, helpful tips to help organize your kittehs at home. Post your own because sharing is caring! (also how you spread diseases, but let's just worry about cats right now)
20 Pictures of Dogs in the Wind
If anyone can taste the colors of the wind, it's these adorable windswept pooches.
Hello Kitty in New Looks
Hello Kitty, the lovely white Japanese bobtail cat with a red bow, has spread globally during the last decade. We can see her image on nearly everything around us. While have you ever associate her with characters in Star War? No? But Joseph does. He blends the pink colorful world of Hello Kitty with the Star Wars, Star Trek, comic book characters, horror, Disney and more.
Classy Portrait
"Photographer, we'd like to pose for a really classy shot," said the couple.
Squirrel Learns To Purr
A risky move in placing a newborn squirrel with kittens to see if the mother cat accepts it as her own pays off.
100 Cats Set Loose In IKEA
British cats, no less!
Sea Lion Doing Sit Ups
Move over, Situation, you've got some serious competition!
Phil Davison For Stark County Treasurer
Unfortunately, despite this Second Inaugural-level stump speech, Phil Davison did not get the Republican nomination for Stark County, Ohio treasurer. His passion lives on.
The Official Shaving Cycle
The guide for every man incapable of having an awesome beard.
Puppies Thrown Into Bosnian River Saved And Up For Adoption
A woman in Bosnia named Grandma Rose Pavlović saved 5 of the 6 puppies thrown into the Vrbas river by a crazed teenager last week. The puppies are healthy and up for adoption.
Emoticon Faces Acted Out by Turtles
Turtles and tortoises are very expressive, despite lacking lips.
Religion Is Like A Penis
Don’t worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -God
Peeping Tomcat
Stealth cat likes to peep through your windows.
Amazing Merengue Dancing Dog
She's a FANTASTIC merengue dancer!!!
35 Life Hacks You Should Know
Here's an infographic to make your life a little bit easier. [Ed. note: Some of these are kind of silly, but there's some immensely useful stuff about hotel porn in here if you take the time to read through.] Via.
Hipster Dinosaurs
Well, would you look at these f*cking hipster dinosaurs! Created by Molly Lewis, with crayons.
English Bulldog Watching TV
Just like any other bulldog who's had a long day and needs to unwind.
Gay Protest Signs
Sometimes the only way to get through to bigots is to fight fire with fire. Hilarious, hilarious fire.Via IAB.
Wookie The Pooh
Illustrator James Hance made a geeky version of Winnie the pooh.
Facebook Explains Gravity
Classic!
I'm Voting Tea Party!
In case you've been looking for a fashionable way to explain your Tea Party* allegiance to friends and relatives, here are some helpful t-shirts.
Golden Girls Nesting Dolls
The internet has something else you never knew you needed until now. Click through for even more masterpieces. (via)
Adorable Corgi Bellyflop
This is quite possibly the most adorable bellyflop I've ever seen.
The Princess Bride...with Cats
The only way to improve the Princess Bride? Cat actors in half the roles.
7 Simple Tasks That Are Difficult To Do While Intoxicated
If you're going to drink, know your limits and do so responsibly. And maybe stay away from people with video cameras and access to YouTube.
Giant Kitteh Couch
Who's sitting on who NOW, cats? Revenge: we can has it.
Sweet Ass 2001 Ford Taurus For Sale
This guy knows how to sell a car. Maybe he's even too good at it. The way he talks it up, I'm not sure I could even handle that much 2001 Ford Taurus.
Yogi Bear 3D's Awkward Tagline
Holy inappropriate double entendres, Batman! They really don't have anyone in their quality control and copy editing departments at Warner Bros. these days, do they?
Big Stoned Kittehs
Large, wild cats reacting to catnip.
Pencil Tip Sculptures by Dalton Ghetti
Now we know what Dalton Ghetti was doing while he was bored in school! Here are some of his Pencil Point creations.
The Hipsterest Hipster Wedding Video Of All Time
Just how totally alternative can one hipster wedding video get? Cue soundtrack by 'indie darlings' Passion Pit, origami symbolism, conceptual dance moves that look like a Devo video choreographed by Sofia Coppola....and you're half way to a honeymoon in sunny Brooklyn! (via hipsterrunoff)
Don't Cross Antoine Dodson
This serious news report about a rape attempt in Madison County might also function as a reality show audition tape for the victim's brother (1:00 mark).
Between Two Ferns With Steve Carell
The best talk show on television (this is television, right?) returns!
Jane Austen's Fight Club
"Ladies...Welcome to Fight Club."
Baby Panda Stuck In A Tree
For 2 minutes and 38 seconds.
Old Spice Guy Vs. Mel Gibson
Even Mel Gibson's racist rants can't unhinge our towelled hero!
Cow Cow Cow
Cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow.
50 My Little Pony Mods for Geeks
Today is Embrace Your Geekness Day and to celebrate, here's a collection of 50 of the best geeked-out My Little Pony dolls.
Mascot Dances To Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, MJ & Beyonce
This is why McDonald's is #1 in everywhere except the Philippines.
Rachel Maddow's Yearbook Picture
Three words I never thought I could say about Rachel Maddow: I'd tap that!
Twilight for Guys (NSFW)
There's a new Twilight Saga in town! Ironically, if Twilight were made for straight guys, it would be a hell of a lot gayer.
This Guy Really Loves Rainbows
Also, he's high.
Super Fast Cat
This is one of those cats where you draw your hand back and it takes you another few seconds to realize that you don't even have a hand anymore. They should totally weaponize this cat. (Via.)
Face Swaps
For some reason this cheap photoshop gimmick never seems to get any less hilarious. Saved some hilarious ones of your own? Post them please!
The Cutest Camera Assistants
If only all assistants were this cute!
Lobster Dogs!
There's nothing more wonderful than the look of dignity on a dogs face when you dress them in a lobster costume. Wait, maybe that's embarrassment. My bad.
Greatest Limbo Ever
How low can you go? Well, not much lower than this guy, who has perfected the art of the limbo.
Grandpa Gaga
This old man decides to show everyone his 'Poker Face' by doing a pretty impressive dance routine! [ Ed. Note: Oh man, I'm getting college flash backs. An old man tearing up the dance floor is a very special thing to experience live, believe me.]
AT-AT Day Afternoon
Imagine if your toy AT-AT was also a lovable pet.
This Headline Has Everything!
This is possibly the best headline ever, found in Ireland's Evening Herald. I'm guessing the reporter just finished a seminar on not burying the lede. You can read the whole story here, but really, it's all in the headline.
Sookie Stackhouse Tribute from Snoop Dogg
A tribute to True Blood's Sookie Stackhouse from one of her biggest fans, Snoop Dogg.
BP is Burning Sea Turtles Alive
Mike Ellis is a boat captain who's been rescuing the endangered Kemp's Ridley sea turtles near Deepwater Horizon. He's got some pretty horrifying news to share: BP is burning turtles caught in the oil spill and turning away rescue workers who want to save them.
Save the Criminal Minds Ladies
We need everyone to sign this petition so we can show CBS that Criminal Minds needs it's two amazing actresses on the show !
Violin Super Mario
Violinist Teppei Okada serenades a number of classic video games with a live score performed in real-time.
Pet Penguins
This video from RealTV features a Japanese family who own a 10 year old King Penguin named Lala.
Samba Baby
You can also find this baby in a supporting role on Brazil's Ally McBeal.
Vuvuzela Concerto in B Flat
It's as if Mozart himself touched this with his very spirit.
Worst Beverages in America
The roundup of the worst beverages in America is pretty amazingly disgusting. This list from user Shareitfitness unfortunately puts into perspective how bad for you some of your favorite drinks are. Prepare to be disgusted.
The Littlest Ninja Turtle
What you've suspected all along is true; turtles just want to be ninjas. And this little guy is an especially adorable one.
Metal Dads Are Awesome
What do metal dads do when their kids are bored? THEY CRAFT!
Obama Kick Ass Song
Obama is pretty much an ass-kicking expert.
BP Spills Coffee
This is what happens when BP spills coffee.
First Recorded "That's What She Said" Joke
This rare sound test sequence for Alfred Hitchock's 1929 film, Blackmail features the first recorded instance of a "that's what she said" joke.
The 10 Gayest Album Covers of All-Time
Maybe "suggestive" would have been a better word. Now before you all grumble about your favorite Menudo album not making the cut, understand that this list is amendable. Which covers do you think should have made the lineup?
Facts of Life
Guilt-inducing infographic for those who like to feel guilty.
iPhone Balls?
As if putting testicles on a truck wasn't disturbing enough.
Iceland Dance Party
Eyjafjallajokull gave Iceland kind of a bad image recently, but this lovely promotional video should go a someway towards correcting that.
Star Wars IPad Briefing
What do you get when you combine the audio from Steve Jobs iPad introduction and the Death Star attack briefing from Star Wars: A New Hope? Well, not huge laughs, but at least a smile on this glorious Memorial Day holiday. (Via SW:TOR Strategies)
Hound Dog And Orangutan
They're friends! Cutest video ever.
The Most Magical Dance Audition Video
Nigel Ficke is an Australian 'dance academy graduate'. He loves beats, music, dancing and sweating. Here's his amazing audition video. (Warning: This video may melt your eyes out.)
Subway Finally Agrees to Tessellate Cheese
Every generation has a moment that defines it.
How Twilight Works
If you're like me and think that 200 words is too long to read; you're in for a treat. The guys over at Epipheo studios turned the Oatmeal's analysis of Twilight into a motion graphic piece.
Most Appropriate Picture Ever
I dare you to find a better headline-picture combination.
Baby Reacts To Hearing For The First Time
Baby Jonathan gets his cochlear implant turned on and reacts to hearing his mommy's voice. /cry
How LOST Should Have Ended
During its six season run, there were many theories about what was really happening to the characters on LOST.
Best Reaction To Nature Ever
"Fish that can fucking fly!"
Failed Motivational Speech
This is truly a "daily affirmation."
16 Vintage Soap Ads You Would Never See Today
Vintage cigarette ads have nothing on vintage soap ads. Old soap ads are quite possibly the most racist/ridiculous advertisements ever.
Hurley's Last LOST Scene
Hurley gets off the island, only to find himself in a whole new world of horror.
Geico Voiceover Guy Responds To The Tea Party
Voice actor DC Douglas was fired from Geico after leaving a drunken voicemail at Tea Party HQ Freedomworks.
Meet The Sloths
Who knew baby sloths were this cute?
Worst Wedding DJ Ever
I remember that move from the original Phil Collins video.
Arctic Fox Divebomb
Just because you hunt in the barren arctic tundra doesn't mean you can't do it with a little flair. This is pretty much exactly how I climb into bed after I get home from work.
Lost Final Episode Leaked
With just two episodes left, the finale of LOST was leaked today, prematurely drawing the epic, unforgettable story arc of LOST to a conclusion... sort of.
Techno Dog
Feel the beat!
Happy Mother's Day From Mr. T
One of the earliest videos in the FFF collection (circa 1992), Mr. T's "Be Somebody...Or Be Somebody's Fool" remains an all-time classic.
Telephone Violin Mashup
Paul Dateh is sort of like a one-man Apocalyptica, except with a violin and iTunes Top 40.
Arizona in Crayola
Multicultural, I guess. Non-toxic, debatable. (via)
Whack-A-Cat
Kinda like whack-a-mole, but without a mallet (and a whole hell of a lot cuter).
Amazing Jumping Demo
I wanna see this guy running to catch a train.
U.S. Soldiers Remake Telephone
U.S. soldiers stationed in Afghanistan just released this remake of Lady GaGa's Telephone.
Happy Meals Outlawed In California
Lawmakers in California are blaming Happy Meal toys for making kids like fast food. So they've outlawed them. Surely this will cut down on all those 5-year-olds driving to McDonalds and buying themselves burgers and Star Wars trinkets. Surely.
Super Mario Crossover
Play through the old classic Super Mario Bros. game using your other favorite NES characters.
Wrinkled Ladies
Anita Renfroe feels that Beyonce may have left out a category of women who need some recognition and sends out this parody to women of a certain age who aren't afraid to shake it like a Polaroid pick-cha.
Squirrel Protects Dead Friend From Crows
More proof that animals are more capable of emotion than we give them credit for.
Boobquake!
Purdue student Jennifer McCreight has an issue with a cleric's theory that scantily dressed women can cause natural disasters. So she had created Boobquake Day on April 26, where women can dress immodestly to see if that really can cause an earthquake. Over 80,000 people signed up to take part in the event!
8-Year-Old's Ukulele "Hey Soul Sister" Cover
Adorable 8-year-old ukelele prodigy rocks Hawaii's Kokua Festival with his take on Train’s “Hey, Soul Sister." (Via.)
Earth Day Pug
This pug is so good at being green!
Damn Thieving Octopus
A scuba free* diver is having a fun time exploring under the sea and BAM! An octopus swipes some gear and tries to make a run for it. Hot pursuit ensues. [Editor's note: you know the economy's doing really badly when you're getting mugged by an octopus.]