A collection of insane Charlie Sheen quotes from his Today Show interview presented by baby sloths. Enjoy.
He's not laughing at the paper; he's probably laughing at how much the cell phone bill is on the paper.
Lost! Witty write up for this list post on funny fliers. If found, please contact me at BuzzFeed. Take a tab.
If you've ever had the pleasure of seeing an animal about to sneeze, you know that each one has a particular face they make beforehand. Whether that face involves one eye closed or both, mouth open or teeth bared, I scoured the Internet so that you too can partake in this important medium of photography.
This is awesome. Separated in 2 parts, here is 5 seconds of every #1 song in chart history until 1992. So good.
Well, I'll say! These gentlemen are looking quite dapper. After a spot of milk tea, shall we journey to the garden to play croquet? Purrrfect!
These monkeys be would great at airport security.They seem to have the art of strip searching down pat.
These Hulks could smash me any day. Seeing that typed out, I now realize how little sense it makes. Sorry.
Mickey Mantle: Baseball Hall of Fame inductee, three time American League MVP, record-holder for most World Series home runs and gracious fellatio receiver.
Chipmunks normally look like furry little blurs to me. It's about time someone slowed down some footage so I can properly appreciate how cute these guys are.
Happy year of the rabbit! This Chinese Lunar New Year, don't take chances! Get your fill of cute bunnies and rabbits, and you will be lucky all year round.
There is a rare occasion when sleep is more important than eating. For these doggies, that time is now. Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the other pups bite! (Alternatively, dogs passed out after a long night partying.)
Please, can it be animal cuddle time? Yes!? If you love animals, you will love animals loving on each other.
31 of Michele Bachmann's greatest hits. Enjoy.
It happens all the time: a movie with a badass poster turns out to be boring as hell. Shouldn't there be some sort of law against misleading advertising like that? The Shiznit has decoded the truth behind some of this year's Oscar-nominated films. Check out their site for many more.
A law firm in Alabama is suing Taco Bell for false advertising, charging that what the fast food giant calls "beef" contains only 36% actual cow flesh. Here's what makes up the other 64% of the meat-esque substance dripping from your chalupa. This list is based on an official ingredient label obtained by Gizmodo.
...you will shit bricks. Try to spot the strange thing in every photo... maybe get a little spooked. You know the drill.
Sometimes stuff looks exactly like other stuff and it's kind of disturbing! Let's examine this phenomenon in a little bit of depth. If you've seen some of these before, keep it a secret! Also, add yours if you know some good ones. Let's go down this rabbit hole together ...
A golden retriever babysits three other dogs outside a store in Hong Kong while the owner was shopping.
A dog, "Leao", sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the week's catastrophic landslides in Brazil.
President Obama addresses nearly 14,000 people at the University of Arizona in Tucson, calling for unity and service in the wake of the shooting on Saturday. The president also relayed the good news that, earlier today, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords has opened her eyes for the first time since being shot.
46 years of pure red-blooded American spirit, distilled into one man.
Alliterative and adorable. People should start carrying these around in their purses.
This is so cute that it almost physically hurts.
Hey, no really, it's great that they seem so...close. More power to them for being...a tight knit family. I'm...not going to say anything else. Although, and again, I'm certainly not one to cast puritanical mores on other people, but, um--and this is just an observation, not a judgment--it looks like he's got a boner in the last picture.
And yet look undeniably cute in them. Check out all the crazy things that people have knitted sweaters for.