Never has a high-efficiency home heating system been this awesome.
Let's settle this once and for all.
I don't recommend velociraptors as pets: they're notoriously hard to handle also they're stupid poopy heads. Ha, zing! Seriously, they suck.
I've never heard anything so moving in my lifetime.
Stella knows a styracosaurus when she sees one.
Didn't I tell you? Didn't I? I did.
Check out this commercial for the Denver Museum of Science, featuring a dinosaur ice skating in Central Park. Stupid, Central Park isn't even in Denver.
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* I'm clapping because they're dead.
Wait ... WHAT?
He is a kind of Theropod, apparently - the same suborder that T-Rexes belong to. And the fossil is 98 percent complete, which is very close to completely complete.
Because animal abuse is fun, right? Sickos.
Science, what is it good for? Blah blah hate dinosaurs.
Since dinosaurs are obviously the work of the devil, when a friend gives this woman's child a bag of toy dinosaurs, it means only one thing: The kid's going to grow up to be a godless evolution-believer. Damn all this science!!