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Punk Muslim Girl
She can't show her hair, but she can show her punk soul!
Unicorn Meat
Get your daily dose of sparkles with canned unicorn meat.
Pet Kangaroos
No one told me you can have kangaroos as pets! Want!
12 Evilest Pope Pictures
Pope Benedict XVI has been given a lot of flack lately, but in all of this it's important not to forget what the man is actually good at: looking absolutely bloodcurdlingly godawfully creepy. Here's a selection of some of Benny's greatest hits, did I forget any?
Golden Retriever Puppy Attack!
This is the real cure for depression. Unless you have a phobia of being tickled and kissed to death by 13 golden retriever puppies...
Taiwanese Boy Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
Videogum found the new Susan Boyle.
Things I Hate
This guy is particularly good at hating things.
Math Teacher's April Fools
He saw his shadow... Does this mean that April Fools will continue for six more weeks?
Standing Cat is Watching You
Standing Cat is watching you through the window. So, you know, be careful not to do anything that might upset a cat who freakishly stands like a person.
Guys Acting Like Girls
Dear, ladies. This is what you sound like to the rest of us. (via Harvard Sailing Team)
New Sport Alert: Business Card Throwing
This guy throws business cards like a baseball with extreme precision.
The 160 "Greatest" Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
This clip celebrates one of the finest actors of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes. [Ed Note: I would have never thought 10 minutes of Arnie quotes could be so engaging, but I literally cheered at "It's not a tumor".]
Snoop Dogg & George Lopez Play Chatroulette Bingo
That's a crack-a-lackin bingo!
Top 10 Low Pass Flybys
I expected this video to be just clips from Top Gun and Iron Eagle.
You're Not a Single Lady
This horrible dad makes his son cry after rocking out to Single Ladies.
Sesame Street's 'Telephone'
I think God wanted this to happen.
Japanese "We Are The World"
There are no words. Japanese TV, you've done it again.
Kitty Lightsabers
Well this makes me happy. (Via.)
Dog Eats Cop Car
This is Winston. "Officers tried to pepper spray Winston, then to tase him, but nothing calmed him down." Is this the most badass dog ever? [article]
Surprise Attack!
So that's where my pens at work go! [Via Turtlefeed]
Browsers and Transportation
From College Humor: Internet Explorer on my computer is exactly like that horse. It just lies there and stinks up the place. [Via Turtlefeed and College Humor]
Bush Wipes Hand On Clinton in Haiti
During their joint trip to Haiti, George W. Bush shook hands with someone, wasn't thrilled about it, then wiped his hand on Bill Clinton's shoulder.
I'm Kind Of A Big F*cking Deal
This Joe Biden thing is turning into its own big f*cking deal.
Plastic Cutlery Dragon
This dragon sculpture is made entirely out of plastic utensils and cups.
A to Z of Awesomeness
Neill Cameron put together these drawings based on suggestions from fans over a 26 day period. The results are indeed full of awesome. [Via]
Japan Outdoes Itself (Again)
What is going on here?
Cat Attacks Baby. Cutely.
Cute baby and cute kitten, locked in an epically cute battle to the death by cuteness! Who will be crowned King of Cute City?
How to Stop Crying
A handy tip from Robots with Feelings...
Lil' Wayne/ 'Office' Theme Mashup
Scranton just got 40 times hipper. (This will bring joy to even the staunchest "British Office Only" fans. Mindy Kaling, please write this into the finale, xoxo.)
Chatroulette Piano Improv
A Ben Folds-ish guy named Merton manages to make Chatroulette charming!
Living Paintings
Similar to the Makeup Girl photograph that made the rounds of the Internet a couple of weeks ago, Alexa Meade's bodypainted models are a stunning exercise in artistic illusion. Reverse trompe l'oeil? (Via The Swedish Bed)
Hitler Without A Mustache
And look at that purple suit!
Ass-nimation
French label Records Maker presents this exclusive ass-themed video set to a song by Sebastien Tellier.
What Should I Eat? Candy Edition
This flowchart continues the trend of helping people with too many choices to decide what to fill their pie hole with.
Trailer For Every Oscar-Winning Movie Ever
The guts of every great film ever made!
The Boob Cylinder
French TV show Fort Boyard invented the first ever climbing event that appears to be exclusively devoted to highlighting cleavage.
Mean Disney Girls
This is hysterically well done. So fetch!
Trampoline Dog
What a good idea. No need to walk the dog - just let him jump himself silly on a trampoline.
OK Go, "This Too Shall Pass" (RGM version)
New video for “This Too Shall Pass.”
Children’s Drawings Painted Realistically
The Monster Engine, a book and art exhibit created by Dave Devries, adds a professional touch to children's drawings. [Ed Note: The Monster Engine website first received attention in 2005, and Devries' art has had a fairly storied life on the Internet since then. Here's a selection of some of the coolest pieces.]
Love Marriage
Witness the most amazing use of auto-tune and a mustache. This song is destined to hit the top of the charts.
Avatar = Pocahontas, The Trailer
An exploration of how similar these movies really are.
Vajazzling: THE VIDEO! (vajideo?)
The complete vajazzled process... Semi-NSFW!
Penis Pants!
Isabel Mastache's avant garde design for men. I'll pass, thanks.
Kirsten Dunst Is Turning Japanese [NSFW]
Pictures of Kirsten Dunst dancing around Akihabara in a fairy outfit were taken back in August, but the video has just surfaced.
Gold Medal < Sex Bomb On Ice
Plushenko may have lost the gold (GO USA!) but he will always be a winner with this (by the end of the performance) nearly nude masterpiece.
Hairless Cat Likes His Bath
I've tried to give a cat a bath once. Once. This feline doesn't seem to mind at all.
Olympics Fashion Winner: The Norwegian Men's Curling Team
Team Norway spices things up with these amazing argyle pants at the Olympics curling event.
Amazing Street Drummer
He deserves a penny for every beat!
"Bad Romance" Polka Cover
This is a successful combination of two things I like.
The 2010 Opening Ceremonies Drinking Game
Quick! The Vancouver Opening Ceremonies just started!!!! Prepare your adult beverages.
The Old Spice Manmercial
Rather than compete in the Super Bowl's "manliest ad" fight, Old Spice took the digital route.
Cat Stacking
Cats taking up too much space in your apartment?
The New Vancouver Olympic Mascot
A Polish newspaper printed an article about the Vancouver Winter Olympics and our old friend Pedobear somehow ended up in a group shot with the official mascots. I think he's in good company; they all have those beady yearning eyes.
Wes Anderson's Spider-Man
What if Wes Anderson made Spider-Man? (A Parody by Jeff Loveness.)
New Heinz Ketchup Packet
Heinz Ketchup will have a new Dip & Squeeze packet design after 40 years of the ubiquitous foil package.
iPad Nano
I think it's being released just before Christmas this year.
Cat Business Trip
Cute commercial for a Japanese hotel booking website.
Big Breasted Mousepads
This is just the next evolution of anime pillows.
Hitler Hates the IPad
The meme that keeps on giving: Hitler is super disappointed with the lack of multitasking on the iPad.
Two Tablets: A Comparison
Seems about even, honestly.
Kermit's X-ray
A trip to the doctor's office revealed a genetic condition typical of Muppets.
The 35 Most Ridiculous SkyMall Items
SkyMall is the shit. All they really sell is junk, but for some reason, I want it all. That's the magic of SkyMall.
People In Order: Age 1 To 100
This video originally aired on UK’s Channel 4 in 2006.
Dear Pat Robertson
Letter of the Day: the Star Tribune features a message from Satan to Pat Robertson asking politely that Pat should maybe stop being a dick.
Neil Young Does "Pants On The Ground"
General Larry Platt's instant classic gets the Neil Young treatment.
Coke Happiness Machine
A Coke machine turns into a "happiness" machine when it goes haywire and starts giving out free stuff on a college campus
Kids Reenact 'Jersey Shore'
Just some small children living it up in tan face. Guidettes are our future.
28 Drinks Later
Nick Swardson's horror offering, "28 Drinks Later," imagines a world where everybody is ... drunk.
I'm With Coco
Team Coco all the way.
Dear F***ing Creeper
A woman writes a letter to a Peeping Tom in her apartment building, expressing her disgust and critiquing his fashion choices. Then the creeper responds.
PC vs Mac, Cute Asian Girl Edition
That PC girl is totally a future Tracy Flick.
How To Wrap A Cat For Christmas
Step 1: Find an incredibly patient and tolerant cat who won't scratch your eyes out. Step 2: Wrap!
Bear Grylls Gives Himself An Enema
When you're on a raft in the Pacific and the only available drinking water contains bird droppings, this is how you stay hydrated.
The Sanctity of Marriage
States that allow same sex marriage vs. states that allow marriage between first cousins.
Hardcore Baby
Baby runs the gauntlet from about to fall asleep, to rocking out hard, and then back to falling asleep.
Panda Escape
He's almost there...he's got it...wait for it...oooh and foiled by the lady in the blue Outbreak suit.
Cookie Monster Slayer
I knew some day, the gluttonous ways of Cookie Monster would get him in trouble. As in this case, hunted down by some overly aggressive cookie rancher.
20 Things That Happen in 1 Minute
An eye-opening infographic that almost takes the cake, until it reminds you that Oprah makes $523/minute.
The United State of Pop 2009
This is a fantastic montage mashing together all the huge hits of 2009. Black Eyed Peas, Rihanna, Lady GaGa and other huge names put into one amazing song.
Cat Makes Awesome Noises
I don't know what's going on in this cat's head, but I'm pretty sure he's having a good time. (Via.)
Star Wars by Adidas
The new Adidas shoe collection inspired by the Star Wars saga. [Ed Note: These shoes will help you do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs! I dunno. Kill me.]
Hip Hop Dance Moves That Rock
Move over, little Ginger Boy, this kid's a star!
The New 'Karate Kid' Trailer
This new Karate Kid remake is appropriately titled The Karate Kid and stars Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith (Will Smith's son).
An Astute Subway Sandwich Observation
You're not the only one that's irked by the way Subway underutilizes their triangular cheese slices.
Belligerent Cat On Roomba
These gangsta rap songs are having a negative effect on feline/canine relations.
Lord of the Rings Facebook Statuses
Have you ever wondered about the story behind the heroes? [Via]
What English Sounds Like To Foreigners
Italian singer Adriano Celentano wrote this song in 1972 using a made up language designed to sound like English. You know, I think he nailed it. (via.)
German Techno Chicken
Just stupid and funny.
I Need a Hand Job!
Let's face it folks...in these tough economic times, we need some sweet release. Check out this crazy, but real (seriously) product! Honey, can you pass the...
MacGyver Cat Intro
Seriously, when is this coming to television, because this cat is awesome.
Star Trek Cosplay
I was going to make a coment about Star Trek women T'Pol and Lt. Saavik. However in doing a tiny amount of reading about them, I came across way too many nerd arguments as to who was a hotter Vulcan and got nerded out.
Tim Tebow CRYING Motivational Poster
Because sometimes God loves Alabama more than Florida.
Problems Comparison Chart: Tiger Woods Vs. Jay Z
Tiger Woods and Jay Z both have problems, but the similarities end there.
Leaked Tiger Abuse Photo
A harrowing image showing an abused Tiger Woods has hit the web.
Amazing Floor Speech On NY Gay Marriage
The NY State Senate voted down gay marriage today with a 38-24 margin.
Infinite Beard
Facial hair taken to all new (and horrifying) extremes.
Eve, the World's Tallest Model
Meet Eve, also known as "Babezilla" (sure), an Australian model who is almost 7 feet tall.
Sandra Bullock Vs. Chola Girl
Chola Girl aka youtube's Glowpinkstah is back, and this time she has Sandra Bullock in her sights.
