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The 2010 Opening Ceremonies Drinking Game

Quick! The Vancouver Opening Ceremonies just started!!!! Prepare your adult beverages.

  • Take a drink:

    -When announcers mention the lack of snow in Vancouver

  • -At any fashion analysis of the Team USA Opening Ceremony uniforms

  • -At any reference to Miracle or the 1980 US Hockey team

  • -If any Mounties show up

  • -When any orphaned athlete from a formerly-Communist country is featured

  • -Any time the words "Flying Tomato" are said

  • -Every time Bode Miller looks like he's suffering from oxygen-deprivation

  • -Any time Sven Kramer (my personal pick for Hottest Olympian of 2010) gets a close up

  • -At any euphemism for Johnny Weir's sexuality

  • -When the announcers reference the "intimidating" Beijing Opening Ceremonies

  • -Whenever someone says "Saskatchewan"

  • -When Celine Dion pounds her chest

  • Take a shot:

    -At any Tonya Harding reference

  • -If Shania Twain sings something Canadian

  • -When someone tries to explain Canada's political system

  • Chug/finish your drink:

    -If Pedobear makes a mascot appearance

  • -At any reference to the Bobsledding Wardrobe Malfunction

  • -If Rufus Wainwright is at all involved

  • -If any polar bears show up

  • Bonus Olympic Torch Lightning Round!

    Take the indicated number of sips should any of the following Canadians be the Official Torch-Lighter (or the Final Torch Bearer? Whatever, you know what I mean. The 2010 Muhammad Ali.)