We'll never know how she got out of her natural habitat, but these kids try to pull this beached woman to safety to get her back to Dr. Phil and potato chips before she dies of deprivation.
shoemaker Internet elves have been pulling triple shifts this weekend. Everyone knows the importance of an event is directional proportionate to the number of funny captioned images created.
Well, that didn't take long. All of the purported inconsistencies and mysterious anomalies with President Obama's long form birth certificate. And this is only within the first few hours of the document's release. Give the Birthers a few days to come up with some really juicy stuff. Between this and the conspiracy theories about Osama bin Laden's death, they're going to be very busy.
Oh God! Oh God! Get it away! WTF is that thing!?
A tornado hit the Lambert-St. Louis International Airport -- here's security camera footage of what it looked like inside the concourse.
Why have cake in a jar, you ask? Because it's awesome! This cake is not a lie, so I'd advise you to stop drooling and start baking now!
Ever wondered how a penguin sounds when you tickle it? Then you have to see this ticklish little fella!
A whole smorgasbord of menu items available at McDonald's restaurants abroad that we in the United States can only salivate over from afar. Those creeps at McDonald's International are holding out on us.
At least it's justified bitterness manifesting in the form of some awesome passive aggression. Since filing for bankruptcy, Borders Books has been shutting down stores like they're going out of
business style. Not all the employees are taking it well. But when you've got nothing to lose, humor and irony reign supreme.
What happens if a curious cat meets a playful dolphin? Only YouTube has the answer.
From illustration-like eybrow pencil abuse, to eyebrow tattoos. If the eyes are the windows to the soul, these eyebrows are the soul's aluminum siding.
This beautiful ad was done by Drill Inc, a Japanese advertising agency, and it features a wooden ball rolling down the homemade marimba in the midst of Kyushu, Japan’s woodlands. Simply awesome.
Unless this ends with a call to the fire department, a la A Christmas Story, to remove his popsicle-like penis from inside her, I'm not interested. But I know a lot of you are. So here. Happy? [Update: We got a takedown notice and removed the images. But they were creepy!]
Is there such a thing as spoiling your cat too much? Seriously, is there?
A leopard may change his spots, but once a Tiger, always a Tiger.
Someone helped themselves to the cat treats while their owner was out! Let's see, who could it have been?...
He can't decide if it's terrifying or hilarious.
On Saturday morning, March 5, at dawn, National Geographic Channel and a team of scientists, engineers & two world-class balloon pilots successfully launched a 16' X 16' house 18' tall with 300 8' colored weather balloons from a private airfield east of Los Angeles, and set a new world record for the largest balloon cluster flight ever attempted.
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.
He's not laughing at the paper; he's probably laughing at how much the cell phone bill is on the paper.
If you've ever had the pleasure of seeing an animal about to sneeze, you know that each one has a particular face they make beforehand. Whether that face involves one eye closed or both, mouth open or teeth bared, I scoured the Internet so that you too can partake in this important medium of photography.
Why are non-Japanese countries even allowed to do game shows at all?
These monkeys be would great at airport security.They seem to have the art of strip searching down pat.
These Hulks could smash me any day. Seeing that typed out, I now realize how little sense it makes. Sorry.
Love or hate Pokemon, this is astoundingly adorable.
Honey badgers are not only nasty asses. They're also BAD asses.
Chipmunks normally look like furry little blurs to me. It's about time someone slowed down some footage so I can properly appreciate how cute these guys are.
Or maybe they are trying to say Egypt is the new Iraq?
31 of Michele Bachmann's greatest hits. Enjoy.
It happens all the time: a movie with a badass poster turns out to be boring as hell. Shouldn't there be some sort of law against misleading advertising like that? The Shiznit has decoded the truth behind some of this year's Oscar-nominated films. Check out their site for many more.
A law firm in Alabama is suing Taco Bell for false advertising, charging that what the fast food giant calls "beef" contains only 36% actual cow flesh. Here's what makes up the other 64% of the meat-esque substance dripping from your chalupa. This list is based on an official ingredient label obtained by Gizmodo.
A dog, "Leao", sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the week's catastrophic landslides in Brazil.
He's so beautiful!
She's not the only one.
And yet look undeniably cute in them. Check out all the crazy things that people have knitted sweaters for.
The world's most anatomically correct vagina cupcake, in case you're looking for one.
Like a champ.
An interesting way to go about snatching chicken. Don't try this one at home.
Some of these deserve a little more punishment than a lump of coal in their stocking.
The Lonely Island guys are back (with Akon) with their ode to doin' it.
All of his requests sounded so reasonable.
Please feel free to add your own, if you're into that type of thing. Zing! (WARNING: Do not click if you don't enjoy dumb jokes about fonts and stuff.)
Whatever is in that water, I don't want any part of it!
I mean, this is pretty much what we assumed they were saying, but it's nice to have another excuse to watch this masterpiece of a cat video.
Cat vs. Crows... vs. cat.
A collection of TSA bumper stickers for your approval. I also wanted one that read: "TSA: The most action you'll get all year".
Taken at “Crüe Fest” a couple years ago in St. Louis. They are all there…the juggalo, the wrestling fan, the pot smoking father and the consistently pregnant wife. Welcome to America? Nah, not quite…..just welcome to a Motley Crüe concert.
The angry birds meet with a mediator to hash our their differences with the dastardly pigs.
Preach it, Babs.
Here's eight reasons why.
I can't even believe this commercial exists. What were they thinking?
When you see It, your mind will be blown.
We were devastated when we heard that Four Loko was banned in New York, so we came up with our own recipe. Enjoy! (BuzzFeed is not liable for any injury, illness, or death associated with this Four Loko homebrew recipe.)
This dog is way beyond sit, shake, and roll over.
Internet sensation feline Maru is notorious for squeezing into small boxes. But is there a box too small for Maru? Maru's owner tests out that theory.
Click for larger image. Sure it's not politically correct, but you still laughed.
This is nuts!
This has got to be the absolute coolest way to score a touchdown.
This video editor feels that "Don Draper uses the word "what" as Van Gogh used color or Beethoven used sound."
It'd be 150% cooler on a Ford Falcon. Just sayin'.
I don't know, I've just been really obsessed with alpacas lately.
You nerds probably all know the answer to this question. Like, you probably have been wondering the same thing yourself, but you were too afraid to ask a panel of World of Warcraft game designers. Red Shirt Guy just showed you all up.
He and his 16-weeks-pregnant wife went to a women's clinic in Brookline, Mass. for an abortion after discovering that their baby had a congenital deformity with no chance for survival. On their way in, they were confronted by images of dismembered fetuses and two women yelling, "You're killing your unborn baby!" Enraged, Gouveia decided to confront the protesters while his wife was in surgery, and he caught the whole interaction on his cellphone.
Cute cats are playing patty cake or Wing Chun Sticky hands.
Burger King recently released a Nacho Whopper...in the Netherlands. It's not available stateside. The amount of sense this makes is in the Bret Easton Ellis realm, because it's less than zero. The Nacho Whopper would clog U.S. drive thrus faster than it would clog U.S. blood holes (science lingo). Here are a bunch of fast foods only available abroad which need to emigrate to my mouth.
Plus a human-dressed-up-as-a-puppy doll, for God's sake.
Aaaaand you're dead.
Finally! Last Night South Park made fun of Jersey Shore including nasty Snooki! This is straight up hilarious!
Joel Burns breaks down during a speech to the Fort Worth City Council.
Apparently it's a common occurrence. It's their way of telling you to get the hell away from their food.
Grover implores you to learn the word "on" so you too can smell like a monster.
Sometimes the five second rule can be a little ambiguous depending upon “where it lands”. So here’s a chart to help you determine whether that last scrumptious bite can be salvaged.
There are actually two videos of this event. Make sure you catch them both. (That is a lovely blue on that wall!)
Just two white guys rapping.
This is essentially mesmerizing.
Size doesn't matter. Big or small, these dogs catch some sick air!
Break me off a piece of that. [Ed. note: I highly recommend the tea-flavored Kit Kat and the wasabi Kit Kat, if you're ever in Japan.]
Hide your children! Sexy Mrs. Potato Head is on the loose.