A three-year-old girl picks up a dead squirrel, just after it was killed by their family pet.
THANK GOD. Don't mess with Tolkien fans.
We'll never know how she got out of her natural habitat, but these kids try to pull this beached woman to safety to get her back to Dr. Phil and potato chips before she dies of deprivation.
Every day girls around the world unwittingly leave the house without pants on. Confused at the difference between jeggings and jeans, seduced by the comfort of stretchy leggings—we've all seen victims of GLHP (Girls Leaving the House Pantsless) Syndrome. Am I Wearing Pants? is a self-check guide for girls to help end the see through clothing, visible panty line, camel toe nightmare.
shoemaker Internet elves have been pulling triple shifts this weekend. Everyone knows the importance of an event is directional proportionate to the number of funny captioned images created.
3-year-old Grace Van Cutsem, the goddaughter of Prince William, was by far the best person at the Royal Wedding. Where else have you seen miserable little Grace?! Use the photo editor tool (on the bottom of the page) to photoshop her into your own photos!
Well, that didn't take long. All of the purported inconsistencies and mysterious anomalies with President Obama's long form birth certificate. And this is only within the first few hours of the document's release. Give the Birthers a few days to come up with some really juicy stuff. Between this and the conspiracy theories about Osama bin Laden's death, they're going to be very busy.
Oh God! Oh God! Get it away! WTF is that thing!?
An incredible story. Vivian Maier was a nanny who lived in Chicago for most of her life and passed away in 2009 at the age of 83. Little more is known about her, except that she was an avid street photographer. Her work was discovered at an auction in 2007, more than 100,000 negatives and undeveloped rolls of film, sold by a storage facility who were cleaning out her locker for delinquent rent. Here is a small sampling of Vivian Maier's stunning work from the Maloof Collection, spanning from the 1950s to the 1970s. Many of the photos, if they had any information at all, only provided a year and/or city.
A tornado hit the Lambert-St. Louis International Airport -- here's security camera footage of what it looked like inside the concourse.
Why have cake in a jar, you ask? Because it's awesome! This cake is not a lie, so I'd advise you to stop drooling and start baking now!
Perhaps it’s time to call social services!
Don't think anyone's resume can top this one. This will surely catapult Eric into ... not sure what!
Ever wondered how a penguin sounds when you tickle it? Then you have to see this ticklish little fella!
A whole smorgasbord of menu items available at McDonald's restaurants abroad that we in the United States can only salivate over from afar. Those creeps at McDonald's International are holding out on us.
At least it's justified bitterness manifesting in the form of some awesome passive aggression. Since filing for bankruptcy, Borders Books has been shutting down stores like they're going out of
business style. Not all the employees are taking it well. But when you've got nothing to lose, humor and irony reign supreme.
If you're tired of simply stacking your books along your windowsill, maybe it's time to take a more creative approach. Here are some bookcases that might just be more exciting than the books themselves!
What happens if a curious cat meets a playful dolphin? Only YouTube has the answer.
From illustration-like eybrow pencil abuse, to eyebrow tattoos. If the eyes are the windows to the soul, these eyebrows are the soul's aluminum siding.
This beautiful ad was done by Drill Inc, a Japanese advertising agency, and it features a wooden ball rolling down the homemade marimba in the midst of Kyushu, Japan’s woodlands. Simply awesome.
Unless this ends with a call to the fire department, a la A Christmas Story, to remove his popsicle-like penis from inside her, I'm not interested. But I know a lot of you are. So here. Happy? [Update: We got a takedown notice and removed the images. But they were creepy!]
Is there such a thing as spoiling your cat too much? Seriously, is there?
Since tiny giraffes are all the rage thanks to those DirecTV ads, here are a bunch of real life mini-raffes. Giraffes are weird and beautiful creatures. Kind of lIke elongated goats.
A leopard may change his spots, but once a Tiger, always a Tiger.
All of your nightmares in one post.
Someone helped themselves to the cat treats while their owner was out! Let's see, who could it have been?...
Warning: This video will probably break your heart.
He can't decide if it's terrifying or hilarious.
On Saturday morning, March 5, at dawn, National Geographic Channel and a team of scientists, engineers & two world-class balloon pilots successfully launched a 16' X 16' house 18' tall with 300 8' colored weather balloons from a private airfield east of Los Angeles, and set a new world record for the largest balloon cluster flight ever attempted.
Alternative title: cats pwning dogs. Obviously cats always win. Duh! They are in the family "felidae," so they've got tiger blood inside!
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.
It had to be done.
A collection of insane Charlie Sheen quotes from his Today Show interview presented by baby sloths. Enjoy.
He's not laughing at the paper; he's probably laughing at how much the cell phone bill is on the paper.
Lost! Witty write up for this list post on funny fliers. If found, please contact me at BuzzFeed. Take a tab.
If you've ever had the pleasure of seeing an animal about to sneeze, you know that each one has a particular face they make beforehand. Whether that face involves one eye closed or both, mouth open or teeth bared, I scoured the Internet so that you too can partake in this important medium of photography.
This is awesome. Separated in 2 parts, here is 5 seconds of every #1 song in chart history until 1992. So good.
Well, I'll say! These gentlemen are looking quite dapper. After a spot of milk tea, shall we journey to the garden to play croquet? Purrrfect!
I present to you a valuable guide to civil conversation.
Why are non-Japanese countries even allowed to do game shows at all?
These monkeys be would great at airport security.They seem to have the art of strip searching down pat.
These Hulks could smash me any day. Seeing that typed out, I now realize how little sense it makes. Sorry.
Love or hate Pokemon, this is astoundingly adorable.
Watch Ms. Swan in her remake of 'Black Swan.'
Honey badgers are not only nasty asses. They're also BAD asses.
Why don't you have a seat over there...
Mickey Mantle: Baseball Hall of Fame inductee, three time American League MVP, record-holder for most World Series home runs and gracious fellatio receiver.
Chipmunks normally look like furry little blurs to me. It's about time someone slowed down some footage so I can properly appreciate how cute these guys are.
With nearly 5 ounces of room to spare!!
Happy year of the rabbit! This Chinese Lunar New Year, don't take chances! Get your fill of cute bunnies and rabbits, and you will be lucky all year round.
There is a rare occasion when sleep is more important than eating. For these doggies, that time is now. Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the other pups bite! (Alternatively, dogs passed out after a long night partying.)
Or maybe they are trying to say Egypt is the new Iraq?
Please, can it be animal cuddle time? Yes!? If you love animals, you will love animals loving on each other.
31 of Michele Bachmann's greatest hits. Enjoy.
It happens all the time: a movie with a badass poster turns out to be boring as hell. Shouldn't there be some sort of law against misleading advertising like that? The Shiznit has decoded the truth behind some of this year's Oscar-nominated films. Check out their site for many more.
A law firm in Alabama is suing Taco Bell for false advertising, charging that what the fast food giant calls "beef" contains only 36% actual cow flesh. Here's what makes up the other 64% of the meat-esque substance dripping from your chalupa. This list is based on an official ingredient label obtained by Gizmodo.
...you will shit bricks. Try to spot the strange thing in every photo... maybe get a little spooked. You know the drill.
Sometimes stuff looks exactly like other stuff and it's kind of disturbing! Let's examine this phenomenon in a little bit of depth. If you've seen some of these before, keep it a secret! Also, add yours if you know some good ones. Let's go down this rabbit hole together ...
A golden retriever babysits three other dogs outside a store in Hong Kong while the owner was shopping.
A dog, "Leao", sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the week's catastrophic landslides in Brazil.
Makes you feel really good about the next generation.
He's so beautiful!
President Obama addresses nearly 14,000 people at the University of Arizona in Tucson, calling for unity and service in the wake of the shooting on Saturday. The president also relayed the good news that, earlier today, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords has opened her eyes for the first time since being shot.
She's not the only one.
This is art.
Alliterative and adorable. People should start carrying these around in their purses.
This is so cute that it almost physically hurts.
And yet look undeniably cute in them. Check out all the crazy things that people have knitted sweaters for.
The world's most anatomically correct vagina cupcake, in case you're looking for one.
Worst baby ever.
All eleven of them. Inside a TARDIS. God, this is just perfect.