Lady Gaga's Penis Shoes
These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez...sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she's single penisedly propping up the internet today.
Cute Girl, Dead Squirrel
A three-year-old girl picks up a dead squirrel, just after it was killed by their family pet.
AWESOME! Large Woman Washes Up On Beach
We'll never know how she got out of her natural habitat, but these kids try to pull this beached woman to safety to get her back to Dr. Phil and potato chips before she dies of deprivation.
Dog Tries To Get A Statue To Play Fetch
I've seen one too many movies about statues coming alive to say this dog should give up. Never surrender.
Animals With Stuffed Animals Of Themselves
Interspecies love is romantic and all, but sometimes you just want to hang out with your own kind.
Am I Wearing Pants?
Every day girls around the world unwittingly leave the house without pants on. Confused at the difference between jeggings and jeans, seduced by the comfort of stretchy leggings—we've all seen victims of GLHP (Girls Leaving the House Pantsless) Syndrome. Am I Wearing Pants? is a self-check guide for girls to help end the see through clothing, visible panty line, camel toe nightmare.
20 Best Obama Memes From The Osama Drama
shoemaker Internet elves have been pulling triple shifts this weekend. Everyone knows the importance of an event is directional proportionate to the number of funny captioned images created.
Grace Van Cutsem, The Frowning Flower Girl
3-year-old Grace Van Cutsem, the goddaughter of Prince William, was by far the best person at the Royal Wedding. Where else have you seen miserable little Grace?! Use the photo editor tool (on the bottom of the page) to photoshop her into your own photos!
Top 20 Conspiracy Theories That Have Already Sprung Up Around President Obama's Birth Certificate
Well, that didn't take long. All of the purported inconsistencies and mysterious anomalies with President Obama's long form birth certificate. And this is only within the first few hours of the document's release. Give the Birthers a few days to come up with some really juicy stuff. Between this and the conspiracy theories about Osama bin Laden's death, they're going to be very busy.
Amazing Mystery Photographer Comes To Fame After Her Death
An incredible story. Vivian Maier was a nanny who lived in Chicago for most of her life and passed away in 2009 at the age of 83. Little more is known about her, except that she was an avid street photographer. Her work was discovered at an auction in 2007, more than 100,000 negatives and undeveloped rolls of film, sold by a storage facility who were cleaning out her locker for delinquent rent. Here is a small sampling of Vivian Maier's stunning work from the Maloof Collection, spanning from the 1950s to the 1970s. Many of the photos, if they had any information at all, only provided a year and/or city.
Video Of St. Louis Airport Tornado
A tornado hit the Lambert-St. Louis International Airport -- here's security camera footage of what it looked like inside the concourse.
The Best Recipes For Cake In A Jar
Why have cake in a jar, you ask? Because it's awesome! This cake is not a lie, so I'd advise you to stop drooling and start baking now!
Can Anyone Top This Resume?
Don't think anyone's resume can top this one. This will surely catapult Eric into ... not sure what!
Baby Penguin Being Tickled
Ever wondered how a penguin sounds when you tickle it? Then you have to see this ticklish little fella!
45 McDonald's Items Not Available In The U.S. That Should Be
A whole smorgasbord of menu items available at McDonald's restaurants abroad that we in the United States can only salivate over from afar. Those creeps at McDonald's International are holding out on us.
Bitter Borders Compilation
At least it's justified bitterness manifesting in the form of some awesome passive aggression. Since filing for bankruptcy, Borders Books has been shutting down stores like they're going out of
business style. Not all the employees are taking it well. But when you've got nothing to lose, humor and irony reign supreme.
20 Insanely Creative Bookshelves
If you're tired of simply stacking your books along your windowsill, maybe it's time to take a more creative approach. Here are some bookcases that might just be more exciting than the books themselves!
Cat Plays With Dolphin
What happens if a curious cat meets a playful dolphin? Only YouTube has the answer.
15 Hilarious Eyebrow Fails
From illustration-like eybrow pencil abuse, to eyebrow tattoos. If the eyes are the windows to the soul, these eyebrows are the soul's aluminum siding.
Hilarious Drunk Girl At Cubs Opening Day
Going to be honest here… she may be ugly as hell with a snaggle tooth but I fucking love this chick. (More on Giggity Greg)
100 Incredible Views Out Of Airplane Windows
Inspired by Andrew Sullivan’s airplane window picture series, here's a very large collection of awesome pictures taken out of airplane windows. I need to go on a vacation.
Mesmerizing Japanese Cellphone Ad
This beautiful ad was done by Drill Inc, a Japanese advertising agency, and it features a wooden ball rolling down the homemade marimba in the midst of Kyushu, Japan’s woodlands. Simply awesome.
New Stills From Breaking Dawn Sex Scene
Unless this ends with a call to the fire department, a la A Christmas Story, to remove his popsicle-like penis from inside her, I'm not interested. But I know a lot of you are. So here. Happy? [Update: We got a takedown notice and removed the images. But they were creepy!]
Twin Babies Talk About The Bronx Zoo Cobra
The video of the talking twin babies has left everyone asking: What the hell were they talking about? The Egyptian cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo, that's what. Subtitled for your convenience.
60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos
A collection of unexplainable, bad stock photos. Huge thanks to Awkward Stock Photos for a bunch of these.
35 Breathtaking Aerial Photographs
A bird's eye view of the world. If bird's were tourists...with cameras...and little fanny packs. Yann Arthus Bertrand is famous in the photography world for his stunning aerial photography and it's easy to see why.
Twin Babies Have A Conversation
Somebody subtitle this, please. Thanks! (ED. NOTE: Your wish is our command. Here it is, in subtitled glory.)
The Cutest Interspecies Animal Friendships
Fuck Yeah, Interspecies Friendships is my new favorite tumblr. These pictures will make your heart melt! If these animals can learn to love each other, then why can't we humans?
40 Photos Of Baby Giraffes
Since tiny giraffes are all the rage thanks to those DirecTV ads, here are a bunch of real life mini-raffes. Giraffes are weird and beautiful creatures. Kind of lIke elongated goats.
5-Minute Nutella Turnover
I see your 5-Minute Nutella Mug Cake and raise you a 5-Minute Nutella Turnover.
50 Unexplainable Black & White Photos
A collection of the most confusing/unexplainable photos from my Tumblr blog, Black & WTF.
Someone helped themselves to the cat treats while their owner was out! Let's see, who could it have been?...
The 10 Worst Gilbert Gottfried Tsunami Jokes
Gilbert Gottfried made a series of tsunami-related jokes on Twitter this past weekend. He is a huge asshole.
21 Scathingly Witty Insults By Famous People
Warning: List best viewed while wearing a top hat and monocle. Before there was "NO U", the world crafted insults like fine wine.
"Up" House Recreated In Real Life
On Saturday morning, March 5, at dawn, National Geographic Channel and a team of scientists, engineers & two world-class balloon pilots successfully launched a 16' X 16' house 18' tall with 300 8' colored weather balloons from a private airfield east of Los Angeles, and set a new world record for the largest balloon cluster flight ever attempted.
Pictures Of Cats Winning
Alternative title: cats pwning dogs. Obviously cats always win. Duh! They are in the family "felidae," so they've got tiger blood inside!