What a bad day for England's goalkeeper, Rob Green. On a similar note, what an awesome day for U.S.'s striker, Clint Dempsey.
Get it? 'Cause Stephen Hawking can't walk.
I don't like Calvin Klein commercials. Probably because they are just half-naked guys cursing at you for thirty seconds. As Kellan Lutz eloquently put it, "What the fuck you looking at?"
Enjoy this delicious trailer for Halo: Reach's online multiplayer gameplay. The multiplayer beta comes out May 3rd, so hopefully that'll be the day I kick this nasty Call of Duty habit.
I made it easier. Now applicable to any ice skating competition.
The raw intellect that oozes out of my Facebook News Feed really astounds me sometimes.
Has this ever been posted on BuzzFeed? I assume so, but in any case: I've found my next Halloween costume.
In the Torino Olympics four years ago, Bode Miller skied recklessly, made a few mistakes, and failed to medal. Tonight, however, Bode skied excellently to win bronze in the Men's Downhill event. With four events yet to come for Bode, will we be seeing more of him on the podium?
I bet this used condom can get more fans than Nickelback. What do you guys think?
Whether or not this 6-year-old understood that his dog was being put down, he managed to make the situation beautiful.
This image is leaked from the set of the upcoming Sonic The Hedgehog live action film.
You know, NBC, there's such a thing as "adding insult to injury" and "beating a dead [Conan]." Why would you take Conan's pep talk from us, too?!
There's sarcastic, and there's witty. But... then there's Mark.
One rainy January afternoon, as mild-mannered Sam Kujawski took a BuzzFeed-break from researching an English paper, he was attacked by wingdings! Oh no! Hold me, Matt Stopera.
The perfect method for conveying the teachings of Martin Luther King, Jr. to today's youth has been discovered.
Landlubber mutant dolphin with red light bulbs v. albino unicorn on 'roids. I would like to draw your attention to the unicorn's tail. This creature obviously came from Pandora. Giant blue kitteh geneticists?
It's heartening to know what sort of career a law degree will get you these days.