Rapper The Game was recently Down Under, and was filmed spitting on a girl after she annoyed him during a lame nightclub gig. In Soviet Australia, Game spits you!
The news is saying this submarine was built by drug dealers in Ecuador, but it's pretty clearly a Slave I that crashed in the Dagoba System."Pure Colombian powder, you have.. Lines, you make."
Dozens of people have captured footage of a bizarre light streaking across the sky in Australia. I, for one, welcome our new spinny-aroundy overlords.
The mighty Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has chosen to allow McDonald's to air its controversial gay-friendly ads in Iran. ... He just wants some slight alterations.
A dog dragged this bizarre animal corpse out of a lake in Canada. Locals are speculating that he might be the legendary "Ugly One" - an evil spirit from native folklore. I think he looks like Elvis.
This ad just made canned food about a million times more awesome.
Can't a sea lion hang out under a cop car anymore? Come on!
A Chinese boy would have fallen off an eight-story building if it weren't for his giant flappers.
A baby-making bargain that was up for grabs during "An Evening With Women" at the LA Gay and Lesbian centre last weekend. Someone actually ended up buying it.
The New Zealand magazine that originally published the story about Pearl Carter and Phil Bailey has now quietly removed it from the internet... I wonder why?
Spiderman chases down a thief while The Flash stands watch and two lightsaber-wielding Jedis guard the door.
This could change the world.
"The Donald" has wielded his international might and forced an Australian TV station to dump an ad that exposed his terrible combover.
Things are looking scarier than ever at the Ekyavikiakaskstrianglolo volcano in Iceland. We'll all be dead soon, but the pictures are cool.
The Jesse Jackson of redheads, CopperCab, has now unleashed his fury at Australia over a series of ads that poke fun at gingers.
Some awesome person put a super hi-res image of the Vigo painting from Ghostbusters 2 online. It looks great in my apartment.
Open the door and feel their pain.
The two greatest animal impersonators of our time making horrible, horrible music. Satan is pleased.
An Australian man was being interviewed about a dog in his neighbourhood when he suddenly unleashed his inner beast. All that's missing is the Baha Men.
Can I resist writing om nom nom nom nom? No, I can't.
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