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Coach Bombay Should Replace Charlie Sheen On Two and a Half Men

Let's make Two and a Half Men slightly more watchable!

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Justin Bieber Wrist Tattoo

Between the Justin Bieber wrist tattoo and the close up shot of the girl's cleavage, it's almost as if this was designed to go viral.

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

PANDA BEAR FINISHES/SETS RELEASE DATE FOR 'TOMBOY'!!!

April 19th. I can't even contain my excitement for this.

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

R. Kelly Sings Happy Birthday

R. Kelly sang himself Happy Birthday on his recent 44th. This looks like the new perfect birthday comment for your underaged friends on Facebook. (Via.)

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Gucci Mane Has A Huge New Face Tattoo

I'm definitely pretty jealous right now. I'll probably get something similar within the next week or so, as soon as I can decide whether I want to copy the ice cream cone look or go for a different dessert. Possibly a piece of red velvet cake?

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Stephen Colbert Couch On Etsy

This is a very forced meme, but I can't say I don't love this. I definitely want to be able to tell people, "I own a Colbert Couch."

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

SNL Is So Witch House

SNL’s Juggalo pardody is secretly so Witch House. Someone in the SNL writing is staff is definitely a witch. (Via That's So Witch House.)

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

The Trailer To Kanye's New Movie

Vulture thinks this may be Oscar worthy. OSCAR WORTHY! KANYE WEST! (Via.)

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Edgar Allen Bro

That's so raven...I suppose the preppy UVA life influenced him more than we ever imagined.

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Bill Murray's 60th Birthday

Can this be the new Christmas?

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Oh You Library Jokesters...

William and Mary's library is where all the best orgies happen.

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Postal-D2

Those whose force is extra strong within them get free one day shipping.

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Reading Is Awesome!

A tribute to the classic "Read" posters. Often awkward, always awesome. (Reading Is Awesome!.)

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

What's Eating Leonardo DiCaprio?

A giant squid? A bear? Really this could (but shouldn't) go on forever. Add your best guesses below.

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Superlatives For Barack Obama Birthday Wish Videos On Youtube

Some people really know how to celebrate Obama's birthday. (Maybe mentioning it once in a conversation). These are not those people.

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

How To Fake Like You've Watched Mad Men

For all you Mad Men virgins out there. I suggest you don't cheat yourself out of the narrative, but I'm not here to judge.

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

5 Movies That Totally Ripped Off Comics

With all the anger that Inception may have stolen its plotline from Ducktails, I must point out that many other movies have stolen their ideas from cartoons. Here are just a few culprits.

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Jon Hamm and Adam Scott Wrote The Movie Anchorman

What?? Obviously the title of this post is misleading as they clearly only wrote the news program within Anchorman but still, how can this be?

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Existential Randy-Dawg Jackson Writes A Poem

With the news that another judge-dawg has come to leave him, Randy tries to express his existential-angst in the form or a heart-wrenching poem. Or I just wrote it. Who really knows?

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago

Mad Men Season 11

Hollywood should green-light Starsky & Draper as soon as possible. Also how about that season premiere! Does anyone share my theory that Betty and Henry actually died from carbon monoxide asphyxiation in the garage and are now ghosts and or zombies?

aestheticoctopus • 8 years ago