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Celebrity Buzz Ms. Paltrow if you're nasty. This week's edition of Gwyneth Paltrow's email newsletter, GOOP, provides women with a Valentine's Day guide that they can give to their man so he doesn't screw things up. It includes all the requisite Valentine's Day tips—breakfast in bed, flowers, etc.—but also, this!
There is no better way to celebrate the holidays than with cats wearing shiny party hats. These guys may need a day or two to recover.
Culture Buzz It's rare to get through the Christmas season completely unscathed. Christmas disasters are bound to strike, especially with your extended family staying in that one spare bedroom at your parent's. So here's a list of ten ways to fix Christmas dinner gone awry!
Holidays is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Holidays.
Culture Buzz There are worse things than getting coal in your stocking. Some naughty children have to reckon with Krampus!
Culture Buzz Pro Tip: Don't share this on Facebook if you are friends with your family on Facebook.
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Remember, it'll all be over by Sunday. You can do this.
Culture Buzz Does the fact that Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet, but Christmas is already in full effect make you nauseous? If you're going to holiday spew, you might as well spew in style with one of these Festive Season Sick Bags.
Remember when Troll Dolls and Simon Says were all it took to keep kids entertained for months? Now it's all about iPods and Gamecubes. Take a look at some of the hottest fads then and now, and the price tags that match the times.
Tech Buzz Just in time for the holiday season, designer Kiseung Lee has created these stocking-shaped blood bags to encourage blood donation as a form of gift-giving. *sniffle* Shut up and take my blood! (via bitrebels.com)
It's National Sandwich Day. This infographic highlighs some of history’s most popular and memorable sandwiches. Click here to enlarge. (via foodbeast.com)
Next Friday, people around the world will celebrate (and mock the glorification of) the great Steve Jobs.
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Today we celebrate the impressively cute tapir.
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There is a committee somewhere that decides these things.
An instructional video for ensuring a happy home during this zombie-infested holiday season.
Culture Buzz If you have to think twice about how much money your electric bill is going to cost this month, you are probably guilty of this crime. There’s the incredibly tasteful, but this is the other extreme – tacky, tacky and tacky.
If you adopt a pet now, you'll still have time to do this for the holidays. I mean, holi-dogs (I hate myself for using that pun).
Are you jealous of your friends opening all of their Hanukkah presents? Thinking of joining them and pretending to be Jewish for the season? Before you do, make sure you consult Yahoo! Answers. At least then you’ll be an educated imitation Jew.
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